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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №31518
 15.06.2010
I will try to remember one explanatory from the investigation act.
NS in the home.

I live in the village, I work as a mechanic, so to poison myself with sandwiches is not used to - any day on the wheels = lunch at home.
But the problem is that the house opposite the farm and in the summer in the house clouds of flies.
You will come for lunch, and these bugs will go into the ears and noses and into the plate and on the bread. On dichlophos you will be ruined, and the wife ticks - all the walls in spots = again wallpapers to glue over once...
Once arrived in the summer, on the street heat, windows doors to open. Immediately to the plate, he poured a full cup of tea, opened the bottle and began to burn a light bulb - and she took and broke, and the last one was in the box.
Well, I went for a new box (in the stove, in the stove in the stock).
He returned, he cried...
KAAAAAq is choking... but I looked like nothing is burning, only the curtains collapsed... and at first I don’t understand – a strange silence instead of thundering pterodactiles.
I looked around - and they erred on the floor and could not take off = the wings burned.
Well, I am on the joys of their wreaths in the cushion and on the washing, and myself at the table - the crocodile! Nobody prevents me from eating. He repeated it all the next days.
I let go of the gazka (I counted the steps to the stove), I tick = all the flies on the floor, I put them in the cage, I sit down to eat lunch...
And the last time (the case was already in the autumn) - the windows-doors were closed, and I was in a wet coat, and the lights were wet.
As I walked for the towel, and the new box from the account then went missing.
Well, it was TAAAAK babakhnulo = that the roof flew away and I almost flew to the hospital.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №31517
 15.06.2010
The girl says to the guy:
You are so cute when you drink!
When I drink and you don’t...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №31516
 15.06.2010
Dialogue with the local community:
GOP: Let me call.
No money on the mobile.
GOP: Let’s get off!
Boy: I don’t have to take anything off.
What if I use my "ki" method?
The boy roars and tries to escape.
Buy me some minerals.
The curtain falls, everything rocks, the guy leaves in convulsive convulsions from laughter...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №31515
 15.06.2010
Rina Dream (01:30:15 15/06/2010)
Most of the poems I remember only on the first and last line. The sailing sails alone, as if there is peace in the storms. When the yellow field is troubled, I see God in heaven.

Sophia (01:30:45 15/06/2010)
and ah! Shagane you are my shagane, shagane you are my shagane.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31514
 15.06.2010
xxx: very life-affirming advertisement: "Diabetes will destroy your body from the inside. We will help you"

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №31513
 15.06.2010
111: We have a hammer to die :(
222: Oh, oh my sister, so the hammer is dead!
Fuck, this is a flash mob!! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №31512
 15.06.2010
You are a fall.
YYY: I do not deny it.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! O_O

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №31511
 15.06.2010
1st How to fight right?
2nd What happened that?
1st The girl came (

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №31510
 15.06.2010
Nashville, 14.06.2010 20:43:10
I want to fall into a venereal sleep... for a while or what it’s called

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №31509
 15.06.2010
I: Sorry I won’t even comment.
I: I will not.
I: this type is now fashionable to take pictures on the backdrop of a mess, standing on the carpet, and like “I’m going to work, coming back in the morning?”

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №31508
 15.06.2010
From a Siberian forum:

XXX is!!! By the way, about socks. Who doesn’t know, yesterday the wind and rain on the doorstep. On the contrary, rain and wind. In front of it is a girl-tolly mini-sucks such, tolly generally forgot the shirt, well, in short, you can see what in the socks... and no cowards. Or the invisible cowards. Here is the wind! I get bored of the eggs in my trousers. She is... totally defenseless. I wanted to catch up, warm up, even a handshake from the wind to close))) Yes, I was very sober.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №31507
 15.06.2010
I am going on the street now. There are small, 5-6 years old with calas in their hands sitting on the ground and digging the battery. They don’t get it, and one of them says – okay, fig with this artifact...

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31506
 15.06.2010
I’m eating real male single food now! :D
Do you chew the socks?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №31505
 15.06.2010
XXX: The Magician!
yyy: Cho, fucking, what are the "highs" and what are the highs"?
Zzzz: There is a pudding among us.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №31504
 15.06.2010
XXX is
I have 17 questions about methodology.

YYYY
I was killed on the day of the exam.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №31503
 15.06.2010
C forum about students, a topic about how lectures relate to spores

Recently there was just a case - a friend of mine noticed that someone clearly dictated the girl's hairstyle (under the haircut is not visible, and he just heard Smile).
I went out and on a couple of floors down saw the girl-suffler approached and quietly so in the phone -"docent - a loophole, but the equipment with him";
When he returned to the audience, everyone had an attack of wild fun.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №31502
 15.06.2010
In one of the games discussions.
xxx: not to be seen
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №31501
 15.06.2010
xxx (13:58:46 14/06/2010)
What do you want for these customers?
yyy (13:59:01 14/06/2010)
the virgin and the kingdom of the sex

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №31500
 15.06.2010
Yes, in Thailand, the prostitutes are 100r.
YYY: And a full bouquet in addition is not thanks!
YYY: For 1k you get a dozen. 5 in the forest for gold. Put a barracks.
XXX is fucking.


[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №31499
 15.06.2010
xxx (12:54:13 14/06/2010)
I had a girlfriend and gentoo at the same time.

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