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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33538
 26.07.2010
Sergey Dolgov: Yesterday, my wife went on holiday to the south. Today I called and it was cold, 26 degrees and she was sleeping in her shoes.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33537
 26.07.2010
And they also say that in the Black Sea, all the methane that is on the bottom will soon fade, and we will all freeze.

2> What is methane? The hydrogen sulfur, which indicates that Hell is not working at the moment in connection with the breakthrough of the sewage in Paradise and the flooding of the devil's sulfur reserves, apparently at the time of the Great Flood. The reception of sinners in Hell is temporarily suspended until this small sanitary problem is eliminated.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №33536
 26.07.2010
They are not just taken into the army, they are taken into the army.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №33535
 26.07.2010
Fifteen years ago, we were returning from Crimea, home to Moscow.
In the car, my friend and his daughter sleep on the back seat. We go 120 and suddenly we are overtaken as standing, some Japanese... her speed is at least two hundred. It turned out ugly, creating an emergency situation both for the encounter and for us and forced us to eat the side.
We did not sound loud (to not wake up the child) and followed him... and forgot. But within an hour he overcame us twice... one worse than the other, apparently stopping somewhere and again breaking forward...
And here we see... I scattered the car on the road, stood next to it and drove.
We stop, we start hanging, we said, "We have almost entered you and what you are so rattling 200 per hour, you have almost caught us a couple of times."
The man is continuing to cast, mashed on us with his hand...like...”Okay, go, I have everything under control...And we realized that he’s a buck in a dupeline.
Here, like here, the Ukrainian gaiters cheer from the meeting.
Do you have an accident here?
It’s not all right, I stopped shaking my legs.
Is it so hard on the road to Sered? Show the documents! We showed our own, our own man, and of course the goats learned that he was a buoy.
“Well, sheep, you’ll go to Moscow with a base of cars and a base of rights... Buddha.
to form. I would not have done so now, but then the driving solidarity played in me... I only imagined what he was waiting for by a gemorah in a foreign country (Moscow numbers) In short, I came to the forefront and said...
= But... What a drunk? So we drive together in two cars, I am in his car driving, here are my rights...
Boho said to the men... =You what?!! I will never drive drunk...I swear to my children! (After this statement he became even less sympathetic to us.)
Forget the car from the road and go!! to
I sat behind the wheel (in my life I did not sit behind the right wheel).. some touched and parked a hundred meters later, when the mints had disappeared from sight.
Get out of the steering wheel, the bug also came out and plunged behind the steering wheel... I was cursed and I say... = Man look carefully, there will be no second bug...
With these words, he drove his keys into the woods... He led them with his gaze and swallowed. =You are worse than the menta, and also the peasants! It’s evening now, I’ll look for them until morning.

We did not argue... He did not overtake us anymore...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №33534
 26.07.2010
“Man is born for happiness, like a bird for flight.” They love to love penguins and straws.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №33533
 26.07.2010
“Threatening the guards cold, they opened up the warehouse and stole a 300-meter power cable.”
It is cold and threatening, yes. The guards gave everything for him.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33532
 26.07.2010
There was a festive event in the VoV, the fan weapon falls from the ivent boss: the kose.

Conversation in chat:
I want hair! Everyone is going, I’m NID!
Yulia Tymoshenko always has hair.
Z: This is not a hair, it is a gas valve.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №33531
 26.07.2010
I don’t think she’s going to be scratching her breasts :((

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33530
 26.07.2010
spectrive : very strange very strange...
Donald Dark: Where and when
Spectrive: Going to Smoke
Tagged: in trousers
I smoke and I understand one thing.
There are no pockets, there are no lights, and the cigarette is burning.
Donald Dark: How hard you are.
I am the Fire X Men O_O
spectrive :bed to sleep drunk students woke up mutant o_O
Donald Dark: FSB is out

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33529
 26.07.2010
XXX is
Hi to)

YYYY
Welcome to the anti-spam bot. It is called our planet. With a big letter.

XXX is
and plutonium :)

YYYY
Welcome to the anti-spam bot. It is called our planet. With a big letter.

XXX is
Okay the earth 😉

YYYY
Hello, Welcome to the anti-blonde manager.
As a result of the answers, it was revealed that you are 100% blonde and you were given a free direct messaging.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №33528
 26.07.2010
Greetings to all living people!!!! to
Zombie: Hell... I am on the flight (

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №33527
 26.07.2010
She is:
Oh... you are smart!

He is:
thank you =)

She is:
This is not a compliment, fool.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33526
 26.07.2010
xxx: now read the poem of Pushkin "Poltava" and very long rusted after this line
Are you silent? – The torture. I am a cat!"
A tortured man was tortured...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №33525
 26.07.2010
Tezuka-sempai: from me cook 1 lv
from me 2 lvl
I am better.
Alexander: I even sent Pelmeni once.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №33524
 26.07.2010
Listen to what happened to me on the day of the city:
I walk through the park at night, it is dark, scary. Here, a man moves to the meeting, resembling a closet in size. He comes to me, brakes his hand in his shoulder, looks at me and says:
With a celebration!
I haven’t been so ugly for a long time.)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №33523
 26.07.2010
Girls on a walk in the winter:
A: Is it not cold for you?
It’s cold, I have strings.

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33522
 26.07.2010
Dialogue between the seller and the buyer.
What do you do with cheese?
Seller: With a whimper...
What is the cheese?
The Seller: No

in Ahaia

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №33521
 26.07.2010
I am going through another of many psychological tests.
xxx: Ask a question, you need to answer "yes" or "no"
xxx: One of the questions "Do you have a heartbeat?"
xxx: Strange,, but I have a heartbeat... Constantly... Moreover, I’m splashing out if I suddenly don’t have it...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №33520
 26.07.2010

I am smoke 01.08.2008, 01:47:04
girls who have problems with sex contact me 25cm

The grandson of Don Juan 01.08.2008, 08:26:46
With a guy like you, I’ll be your girlfriend. (They are

grandson of don Juan 01.08.2008, 08:59:04
You are a pitcher!!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33519
 26.07.2010
20:27 [Bronetchkin] privately [::clan] /song/ "... One morning, at dawn, I looked into the neighboring garden... "
20:28 [Eduardych] privately [Bronetchkin] privately [::clan] there smogglanka-moldovanka gathered Automat ))))))))))
20:29 [Bronetchkin] privately [::clan] privately [Eduardych] "... I am red, I am pale. He said to her, “You will have a hole on it, and it will be easier to gather it.”

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