This is what bombarded you, man.

The Lady:
It is...
In fact, where do you get these new ones?
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Dick, mill, there is no other!
It is...
Do you know why? First, because to dynamize guys you start from school. A little later you will be served with a bunch of bugs and a car, and those who have less money and no car - you don't care.
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If you did not lie with you on the first request - it is not called dynamite. It is not about you at all. She doesn’t have to want you if you want her. Bob and the car? Well, how can you tell... when I was 18, I wasn’t interested in such things, because the bables and cars, of my peers, were only in the grandchildren-puppy sons. They are broken, ah. Tagged in Nafig. But when a man at 30-35 years of age is naked, like a soccer - no savings, nothing achieved in life or everything he earns - instantly flies, it already speaks about his character and mental abilities. In our time, the poor genius are surprisingly few; usually, if he lived half a life, and after the soul not a penny - it means a fool. Why do I need a fool? She found herself a smart programmer: spends little, spends a lot - for family, for the future. It does not disappear, but it disappears. Household, car, occasional restaurants, holiday to Hawaii once a year we drive - all costs half. Each of us would not be able to afford it, but both of us – like two fingers, ah. Oh, how bad and terrible it is to want a beautiful life and work for it!

Commander of the operation in Khatyni was SS headquarters Grigory Vassura. The last punisher from this brigade, Katryuk, lives in Canada.
+ and +
If you read the history of the Wikipedia article about Khatyni, you will try to replace the endings of ALL Ukrainian surnames. Vasur there was converted to Vasurova, and so on. The historians do not sleep.

If porn is intended for women, then what kind of woman in it is placed in a sheep's position according to the vows of Peter Lujin "for a bit of duty"? Here if you wrote about a boring millionaire, who for her unhealthy fantasies picked up a boy rabbit philologist, then maybe she read :D

My friend (P) fell sick after the fall. I walked for a few days, endured, and then went to the doctor. It turned out - a cyst, inflammation, you need to cut. From the evening correspondence to VK:
Q: There is, it turns out, such a congenital abnormality - the cyst of the copper. If I understood it correctly, it was such a very small hole under the tail. And here is the infection and greetings. I also have an anomaly – a hole. There is no tail, no tail. The logic.
Q: Oh, I know about myself the verse: "Ura, ura - in the ass of a hole!"
Q: In short, the operation was successful. Only the child hurt, all three minutes mothered and apologized to the doctor for the mat, then mothered again. I lay on the floor with my ass on top, and on top of it was an ice cream bean. He told me to apply cold. The cat came, but it was heavy and not cold - she drove away.
Q: I have an interview tomorrow. How do I get there, I ask, will I go? She found time, and could not wait for two days.

What do you think of the 50 Shades of Grey movie?
YYY: Leviathan asleep at all?

Ahha :
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here here :
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This is:
In short :
All babies are stupid fools.
All men are goats and fools.
Forget me, this holy man.
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Let’s include the logic – banal, girl:
Grandma is an angel. My mother is not like that, her father is not in her soul - besides, he is not a goat, and he is no longer a fool. My brother is a miracle. I love the future husband.
Not all are bad people.
You just don’t value anyone around you.
Girl, 24 years old Higher education, red diploma. I work in the IT sector.
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You have not noticed the sarcasm in the quotation.
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and did not help neither age, neither red diploma, nor work in the IT sphere, motivates - fucking :D

Completely erased from the head the details of the sleep, only one dialogue does not let go of its mystery on the second day:
What a delicious hummus. What do you put in it?
We have a secret ingredient.
– to?
The Greek.

If you are interested:

Cut the hearing "16 microregion of StruginA" or "yesterday in butov/chartnov/lefortov.
How linguistics looks at this.
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He normally looks. We will bow, we will bow and we will bow. "All Russia remembers the day of Borodin!" more details on Google's request "inclination of geographical names to -ovo, -evo, -ino, -yno"

There is a very curious version of when and why they stopped sliding. The case was during the Second World War (or, if you want, the Great Patriotic War), when it became clear that on the map of our homeland there were many similar names such as the city of Borisov and the village of Borisovo, the village of Ostashkov and the village of Ostashkov. The problem was that the answer to the very important from the point of view of aviation, artillery, and other troops, the question "Where?" sounded the same: in Borisov, in Ostashkov. Therefore, in order to avoid confusion, the names stopped sliding, and then this form of use of names simply consolidated, not being grammatically correct.
I do not claim the truth in the last instance, but the version is curious and quite, in my opinion, plausible.
All of you BOBRA!

- and you even miss a bit of the times when these people discussed socializing with ananas compot, honestly!

Dick the same pineapple - before the New Year, wait now until December!

This is:
Everyone has a friend who gives advice, helps to set up a personal life and these advice work, but hell, this person has no personal life.

I recognized myself. The problem is that you can’t see yourself from the outside to give the right advice, and there are idiots around.)

tn: We have a colleague in the office who constantly folds tea bags from different packages into one, so as to “not overwhelm the space with half-empty boxes.”
tn: decided to take action - bought unpacked tea, splashed.
TN: The measures did not work. We drink green erl grey.

Ukraine cancelled on February 23
X: Someone left without socks and shave foam
And what about March 8?
X: I haven’t heard of it.
My grandmother will not lose her.

xxx: We were in the kindergarten, if someone was ripped out, then everyone ran to watch how he was ripped out and they were ripped out too. Then it washed the teachers and they also pulled out... We looked at it again and we were pulled out again. It was hell.

So, did you get acquainted with recursion at an early age?

We want:

Want a fun psychology experiment? Let’s take it all similar to the plot of these “50 Shades” of yours... but He’s not a billionaire, but a poor long-haul driver. Now imagine what the girl would say when she saw his play room. No matter how cool, and in the first place any girl still has a baby.
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Well yes. I see it directly. We take everything similar to the plot - and here he is, beautiful, slim, well dressed, smelling expensive perfume, offering dates in an expensive entourage, educated, able to support a conversation, the owner of his own successful business - ta-daaaam! The wealthy long-haul driver Christian Grey.

Annie is running:
Two friends are talking:
I have had very different demands on men lately. I think it’s important for me to be kind, gentle, not stupid... Do you think there are more such bankers?

"In Moscow, a robber died while trying to take a payment terminal"

The future has arrived...

Terminators are not killing people.

Terminals are yes.

Broke the vibrator;-).... technical, iron weighing 10kg, and since the project burned,to speed up the repair process, the manufacturer, sent an employee, from the division of "God, what we don't do", punished him, before getting that iron, no gram, the whole route calculated, tickets bought, sleep, the trip should take a little more than a day in the worst case.This miracle went for three days.And this is what he told us.Come, took this iron, came to the train station, 2 hours before the train, took the bottle, drank, fell asleep, minted, the train left, change the ticket for a later one.I drink a bottle, sink, sink, sink, ride, you take a ticket late, you borrow a ticket, you want to buy it, you want it, you

News "Why the foldable lights disappeared" on the chips:
1: The safety of pedestrians played no last role.For the same reason, hard figures on the capote, deer, brand emblems, etc. are prohibited.
If the deer were forbidden to drive, it would be okay.

So why not x32, but x86? Where are the 86 numbers from? Per it was a collection or version.
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I’ll explain, or the newfound doesn’t know.
This was at the end of the 1970s the line of Intel microprocessors with indices 4004, 8008, 8080, 8086 (mod 8088), 80186, 80286, 80386, 80486, Pentium (i586) and all the others under the general designation i686. "8" this means a "8-bit processor", and 6 is the extreme number from "16", the discharge of the data tire.
From this all, everything went into mass mass personnel, starting with 8086 - the Soviet EU computers of the 184th series and Search 1.0x were just on the clones of the Intel 8086/8088. Intel’s 32-bit processors are steel, starting with 80386. So now everything that can theoretically be run on 80386, 80486, i586 or later processors of the same architecture is called compatible with the x86 architecture. This is so :)

Once in student years, my grandmother persuaded me to get to know a wonderful bridegroom. The boyfriend was invited to a family dinner. And now the whole thing:
I sit, in a meter from me, the "wife" sits, about the same distance from him, my grandmother sits. The groom turns to my grandmother and asks in a secular tone: “And your Olya, who is she studying for?”
They talked a little about me.
I sat down a little longer, realized that no one was going to communicate with me personally, and left. No more promises were made to get acquainted.

It is time for amazing stories.
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If a person went on hunger strike more than two months ago and is still alive, he is probably doing something wrong.
It is...
A colleague regularly (once a year) starves (only water, nothing to eat at all) for 40-50 days. It says it heals the body (probably he was dying, but I’m not about it).
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Pralada Jani has lived without food and water for 70 years.
The joke:
A 70-year-old man came to the doctor and said:
I cannot have sex.
This is age.
But my peers say they have sex every day.
You are also talking.