Nothing kills skill and skill in a person like comfort and luxury.

The morning. The sleeping tram runs precisely on the rails that have not yet awakened. Suddenly he stops: everything is clear, an accident is ahead. Unhappy passengers leave the train. In front of me was a line of semi-empty trams.

I get to the nearest intersection: so is, a small red “Peugeot” crashed into a steep jeep. The side of “Peugeot” on the passenger’s side “wraps”, so the driver was still very lucky. The driver of the “Peugeot” was a gentle woman, who came out of the salon and speaks with someone lively on the mobile phone. The driver of the jeep also speaks on the phone, but directly from the cabin, it is visible for him below his own dignity to go out with some stupid grandmother, especially on his beauty there is no scratch. Everyone is waiting for Haishnikovs. Listen to the victim’s whisper:

- Imagine, dear, a goat has crashed into my little bitch. Why am I stupid and can’t drive? It’s his fault, it’s his fault. Probably as stupid as his jeep.

Her voice visibly reached the cabin of the jeep, the door opens and the driver of the jeep goes out to the disassembly. She looks at him, he looks at her, they recognize each other and at the same time shout:

That is you! ?! to

A penny ruble is guarded. Until the thunder blows, the man will not cross. They are not rich and have nothing to start with.
Minister of Finance, have you completed the report?

Fuck her in a bathroom filled with black maffins.
and...
You have been squeezed, gentlemen.
Everyone has something sacred.
pornography

xxx: Everyone knows what it leads to... First we remove genetic diseases. Then predisposition to disease and dementia. After we remove the genes associated with addictions (drinking, drug addiction, etc.)

xxx: Eventually, they will ban the copying of genes that are harmful to society (wanderers, alcoholics, “sexual perverse”).

xxx: Even if a preliminary review of the genome is not mandatory, such people will be avoided. After all, you suddenly have the genes of a maniac.

Don’t forget the paranoids! Their genes also need to be removed from circulation as soon as possible, so that the discussion of scientific problems does not slide into religious and political messes, as in the dark XX-XXI centuries.

Today I explained to a 25-year-old colleague with two higher education that not Lenin fought with Hitler. Judging by the expression of his face, he did not believe me until the end.

We had a bar. With a beard and a sweater. In honour of the excerpt, I sang "How wonderful it is that we all gathered here today". in the psychiatric department. Great is yes.

Today I was riding an electric car - an automatic aunt announces the stations: one is correct, the next is not. Noted that the wrong - from the opposite end of the route, in the direction of us. Then we went in pairs. A number of people arrived at the Kursk station. The people who remained in the electric train began to look around in search of signs of annihilation of the train.

[9:23:58] Hoetkin Sergei: by the way
[9:24:11] Hotkin Sergey: my yesterday olive made!
[9:24:28] Hotkin Sergey: the norm of olive has worked out! I would sleep like that.)

Have you ever been to the opera?
was not. There were operas.

Interview on Facebook about the new Belarusian debt tax:

XXXX: There is a strong need for taxation. Whoever pays more taxes, pays more taxes. The recursion! Asymptomatic approach to destruction.

Tax on Birth and Abortion! With the simultaneous withdrawal from the sale of contraceptives!

YYYY: Well, this is not a new topic at all.

YYYY: Everything is already described in Chippolino.

XXXX: Tax on the mention of Chipolino! There was no such tax in Chipolino!

YYYY: You have won. Pay the winning tax!

XXXX: You have lost. I understood )

Speaking of maffins and biscuits.
I was also upset at first to say what Pindosovskiy is for maffins when there are cakes... but then I remembered the fundamental difference in the preparation of these things. In structure, the biscuits are more dense, and having sex in the bathroom with them is the same as in the bathroom with black pancakes... And the maffins are so soft, so it is quite murmur-mur-mur and erotic.
... →
Shrink_TM

to this:
I realized it was time to get married.

The commander asks:
Q: Are you married with us?
I : No.
N: (good) Then you work this Sunday

One evening, at the planner, the boss looked at the employee for a long time, and then said:
Why do you hurry home? You are not married, no one is waiting.
Then he translates to me:
Why do you hurry home? You are already married!
So that...

You have had little milk.
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Especially for the children of this century, I remind you that in the USSR sold a device called the milk guard. In real, it is a metal foam, which lay on the bottom of the pot and began to drizzle during the first stage of boiling, before this your "ah th $#@!" %)

I may be thrown in but I’ll hide behind the tapestry.
What is the third capital of Russia?

Zzz: Some people leave friends to take care of cats when they go to sea.
And here, Sova gave me a tablet with the order to monitor a virtual pet.
Progress and fucking.
I like to share.
10 minutes ago

fff: with cats, of course, fun - but, on the other hand, the tablet doesn't get you into bed

to this
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It is immediately visible that the author has never had children and, most likely, does not even know where they come from - the name of the child is recorded at birth, and when issued from the maternity house you get a birth certificate with already, naturally, a written name. Admina Pechenek, cat in the shredder. Your K.O.
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You have no children! In the maternity house, a medical certificate of birth is issued, where it is written that such a child was born, such a number, such a sex. and all!!! to
With this paper, the passports of the parents and the certificate of marriage within a month you need to come to the ZAGS. Where a normal certificate with a name is issued. And as long as he is not there, call the child, though Petrovich, though Ar2D2.

In Russia, a drunk armed priest carried out an accident, cursed the Haishnikovs and... fell asleep

> As one of my acquaintances put it: "Unfulfilled erotic fantasies of one lady". I honestly don’t understand why everyone cares about this. And ladies who are reading, swallowing with saliva. The banal is wild. And men who fiercely hate those ladies who read, swallowing with saliva. Such babby novels thousands and amateurs read them dozens. Why are you pressing them for this?

In “50 Shades...”, unlike most women’s novels, it shows what is called “abusive relationship”, that is, a relationship in which one partner engages in physical and psychological violence against the other (contrary to the wishes of the other) – and this is inferred as “normal behavior”, and the heroes are described as “right” people, the actions of which are worth imitating. In addition, a completely false idea of BDSM culture is given with a direct violation of the rules postulated in this culture, which is already filled with a threat to the health of those who decide to try "under the impression" of the book / film.

Title in the news: "Eggs make people generous". I remembered internet discussions about who should pay for a cup of coffee, and something doubted :)