The revolver used during the First World War by J. R. R. Tolkien, will be shown in England at an exhibition dedicated to the century of the war.
Q: Interestingly, he was lighted when the Germans were nearby?

XHHH: the slider splintered a hamak in the asshole
XH: of steel wire
WOW: the harsh Chelyabinsk hamac)))
You won't believe where this man came from.

A friend shows me a voice set of text on a modern smartphone. I, who always use the old Nokia, admire and cheer.
- Oh, I'm saying it's cool, and you're all suffering with your brick.
Okay, I have enough of it.
- They would have invented such a thing, so that she would read your messages, and you would answer, well, and so on.
...
I don’t want to upset you, but I’ve already invented it.
Yes! yes! How is it called?! to
The phone.
The cock...

All of this:
by this:
This is:
On one apple grows three pears, and on the other - four. How many pears grow on apple trees." And the correct answer they had was "Pears do not grow on apple trees." You are not asked where it grows, you are asked, How many! Answer the question clearly!!! to
- "Nothing or 0" is your answer not clear enough?
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And the answer 7. On a properly planted apple tree is not what pears, even strawberries can grow, this will be confirmed by any experienced gardener.
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As a gardener, I say, on the peach, the straw does not grow. And the apricot is fine. To bone marrow inject bone marrow, and to seeds - seed marrow. Michurin used to a tree behind a crust, his oatmeal and a...

XHH: As I was caught by specialists who have mega-experience, everybody knows and etc. I took my aunt as a commercial director. She told everyone 10 times that she could do everything. Take care of all things, because you will be driven away. As a result, after a month, the warehouse forced customers to ship not on expenses but on orders. In the end, they were loaded so much that they barely understood.
HH: But that’s not all. I took a accountant. Also, everyone can experience the ass of jay and td and so on. On the second day changed the name of the flash for the client-bank. She likes the name to be shorter. Now the client bank does not define the flash, no one can remember the old name. We sit without a client of the bank...Achuyut specialist. The enemy must be sent on a mission.

We work in a photography store. Who doesn’t know, these are curtains with very realistic pictures printed on them. A male client (a rare guest in a curtain store) has long considered a curtain with printed chairs of real sizes. Then he commented (I pass it literally):"Figny, these are your photoshoots! Here I came "weary" I sit in a chair and... shake my head about the battery!"

Head of department: Vova respond to the application xxx - "The desk is not mine, there are no programs"
Vova: moved to another computer, did not take a desk with me, what can I help?

My grandmother doesn't understand English at all, it ruined my whole impression (((
WOW: How is it?
I got to read a book about Star Wars in English.
The grandmother looked into the monitor and said, “Skušalker... Do you read about Jews?”
Which kind of scarf? 😉
Skywalker is crazy!! The problem is that I am losing this name only as a Scushalker and can read T_T.

You are a girl. I have to speak gently.
of Nihua.

She: I left all the foods there on the borst, you just cook and sing, okay?
he: no matter what to say "I left all the details of the bicycle there, you just gather and come!")))

Vaily, February 13, 2014 at 18:51 #

Habr is a cake. Not on every resource the news about the Lunohod rolls into the discussion, who and how eats the peelmen.

How did you get to get out before what pregnant girls call, categories "girl" and "woman" have long been defined not by the presence of a virgin pleura.the language is not static, many concepts with time change their meaning.if you look into history, then you wonder how many obvious for you now meanings before were a little different.

I appeal to everyone who writes on the forum about some problem, describes it in detail, and then writes "all, decided by himself, you can close" and remove ignoring requests to describe the solution to the problem - you are wise!

This is:

I hate this "You can't delete the file, the file is occupied". What does the fox do? Building the Chinese Wall? Does the fifth division solve the equation?

The toilet also does not build anything and does not solve, but it is often busy)))

The Turkish figurant demonstrated to the spectators five carpets, three shovels and a leather jacket.

to this:
to this:
God created the world in 7 days, and you are going to write one unfortunate report for 2 weeks.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY 6 days of development, 1 weekend and 4.5 billion. years of debugging.
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And then made a backup (Noah's ark) and removed the entire system of naher)))
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The hollow backpack was - the unicorns were extinct.

On the website of a large wheelchair store, review about the wheelchair(!) for 83 (!) Thousands of.
Advantages: Excellent, warm, well washed. The ladder is overcome very easily.
Disadvantages: A weak scratch is heard when riding across the crossed terrain.
Selling or exchanging for a VAZ 2110 not older than 2000 years.

James_kot: What do I think about the situation with Plushchenko? The man with a back pain was unable to leave in time. The outcome is an epic file for all of Russia.
James_kot: An alarming analogy, do you know...

A beautiful phrase said by a woman on Valentine’s Day on the bus: “Damn, your flowers, bought for my money?“!”

Comments to the photo: "One time a year go where you have never been".
I went to the military for a year 7 months ago, I still regret it.