If a man falls on his knees, he becomes a shit to everyone.

I went to a car shop a day ago. In the cage hanging on the shelf, a large, green poppy was sitting and cutting in my direction with a bad look.
Looking at a bird in a place where goods are traded very far from nature, he asked:
Does it help buyers?
- Not to say that very - he sends them to her, - thoughtfully replied
The seller.

Professor at the University:
Unreported is not a problem. The most important thing is when you have children.
Give them up! Then come the unborn children and bring them.
Unfinished reports. Do not break this closed circle.

With‎
Is your contact blocked?

It is‎
I do not know

C is:
For this answer you must definitely be raised in office and salary!!! to

She: You are not sleeping?

I’m drinking coffee ?

She: Hey, how many cups?

I: One, but caviar, with nuts and chocolate syrup!

She: Well pepper, nuts increase potency, chocolate for the mind, and coffee you will not sleep)))))))

I: Ah, I’ll be watching the stand all night with a smart look)))

**************

Up the eyes.
The boss watched.

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and Romess:
The santechnicians came, all the tubes were sprinkled with the Bulgarian (even in the bathroom and in the shower), and they said what new ones would be put after the new year...well, aren’t the jokers? I left two shells of workmen and everything... and rub them in the pants and don’t wash for six months!

[D][a][r][t]TM:
Right is?

and Romess:
Fuck you fellow!! to

I love my gender, he is a very advanced user and only pulls me really, in extreme cases. Here is his castle. In terms of intelligence, it is inferior to ameba and pulls even to reboot the comp. On one of those days my titanium nerves didn’t stand and I crashed into the office of the gentrician and put forward an ultimatum – either his head was forcibly repaired or I was fired (12nix servacles and a salary of also 12,000p). This is a serious argument). The next day, during the meeting which was held by the mayor and at which all the chiefs were present, the gentleman entered and solemnly handed him a rubber brain from the shops. I don’t have to call Ameba, I don’t have to call any of the people present. I love my gender =)

Is it possible to develop the ability to hold a blow?
Bring the flag of Kiev Dynamo through the Spartak sector

<DiNk@> so I want a fairy tale...good and with a happy end))
*zZz...zZz...zZz changes the nick to Storybook_with_good_end
*Dinli changes the nick to Good End
*Tumkalo changes the nick to Good End_Story
*Ghost changes the nick to Fairy_End

XX: Where do you usually go?
I no longer drink anywhere.
XXX Why?
Yyy: I let you ask "why". The goal is achieved, I am pleased.
XXX: Will you get rid of it?
YYY : No.
XXX Why?
YYY: It’s obvious – to ask again. You can see how easily you can be manipulated.

1st Do you know who Yoko Ono is?
2nd I know! wife of Yeshua.
1st O_O
2nd A! No is. Wife of High. Oh no no! Wife of Lenin.
1st O_O

SAID (16:33:33 24/09/2009)
How to find a name for porn?
We just opened up the names of children’s fairy tales and went on:
Mary is skilled.
Primary Class
Mary Poppins
Secrets of the World
New Year's Approaches of Masha and Viti
Half an hour of miracles.
The Electronic Adventure
The Red Fifth
Old Hottabich
Leftist
Poet_Slayer (16:41:43 24/09/2009)
Left is a teaching guide for single people :)

lohh: shame, fuck)) went out today on a long break to smoke out on the street, and I immediately observe the picture: two of my fellow bandmates, fucking, argued in which year the war with the Germans began))
Vikkie: So what about Chavo? The men are struggling because of FIGNY =)
lohh: everything would be nothing, yes the 4th course of the faq of international relations)) diplomats, fuck))
Vikkie: I am calm about international connections =) With such specials we will finally be respected abroad =) or at least afraid =)

I am a Dean of the Automotive Faculty. In senior courses (5.6) the presence of a driving license is a prerequisite.
And one botan did not get them. His explanation is:
I didn’t get a driving license because:
The value of SP = 24000 rubles
Scholarship = 1600 rubles / month
Determine: the time T that needs to be copied for rights.
Solution: T = SP / ST = 24000/1600 = 15 months.
Economic calculation is primitive, does not take into account the scholarship at the early stages of study. The calculation showed that rights are an unrealistic dream".

He was allowed to learn further :) Such are needed, and yeah that is not right :)

Here is a growing generation of people who do not know the true meaning of the word "citation".

Boron as a drug: first fun and inserts then boring and you want to quit.

I have all divorced, some did not even have time to pay the debt as they divorced, a neighbor divorced her husband during the sharing of wedding gifts.

"Hello to you I would like to order a design from your company. I ask that the quality be as good as possible. I have to boast that I painted"

Before the arrival of my young man, I washed, shaved, lubricated with all kinds of aromatic oils, wore silk clothes, made a light lay-out - to rush to compliments. But he didn’t always pay attention to it.
Now I’m baking cakes when he comes. He always notices them.