But when my husband comes home, the dinner is always hot, as I warm him 10 minutes before his entrance.
Oh oh oh oh! Why such accuracy?
XHH: IT technology *ROFL*
WOW: is it how?
HGH: It is simple. When he goes home, he always throws money on Inet, and when the account is filled up, Avast is updated! and reports by voice, "The virus database has been updated". If I hear it, I’ll be home in 10 minutes.
Wow, that is cool!

Shaber: In the grid, of course, someone burned...file:
Indian porn (without songs)

The Wedding.
And now my grandfather will say a toast. Everyone is silent, silent with respect. He is rolled out on a wheelchair in a pyjama similar to a suit, and with some kind of magazine (seemingly Soviet like). He slowly, whispering with the wheels, drives himself up, takes the microphone (the room is huge), holds a pause, and just speaks in this barren voice:
"the birds want to fuck" and leaves too slowly, all in shock.

The frenetic:
I like public transportation. In a full bus stands a full aunt: in one hand three packs, in which the wallpaper rolls, with the other hand she wrapped the instructions, holding her elbow bended and tossing ice cream! The road is moldavan - so it shakes, cabbages and turns, and this lady falls on a student's eyebrows at every push (just out of sight!!). He, apparently, did not sleep and all this got him - in the place where he shakes the most - he dumbly took her ice cream, jumped off the distance of the bended arm and began to eat it, looking in the eyes of his aunt!! She tried to get him, but constantly for the order was taken and the guy's material - that right in front of her nose has already eaten.. in the end she remembered the second hand and moved the rolls in the ear of the glass... I would roast louder, but here the ice cream flew straight to me in the notebook... I don't know who else to hate.

There is nothing more eternal than what is wrapped in a blue isolant.

I read here Italian insults, it turns out Sega (read is named sega) - the process of masturbation in men=) I think it's not easy the console so called......mmm....Sega Mega Drive)))))

He said: Hi baby! How is it?
She: GM... Hi... OK
“Would you like me to come to you today and love you all night?”
She: Wait... You probably want to talk to my daughter.
He is: yes, Tatiana Alexandrovna ((

From the correspondence about the Aglycsian Estrath:
Elton John is the Sirius of the English stage.
I don’t know 8 (
In other words, the star...
and A-A The Blue Giant?
and yes!

X: I want something.
XXX: quiet, warm and quiet
yyy: baked cakes =)
xxx: fuck you ><

A 30 year old girl...

Jujusta (23:02:47 27/08/2009)
I have never watched porn.

Dmitry (23:02:59 27/08/2009)
What are you doing?????????? to

Jujusta (23:03:35 27/08/2009)
N-I-K-O-G-A!!!! to

Jujusta (23:04:20 27/08/2009)
What to do?

Dmitry (23:04:50 27/08/2009)
Che-che... or murderer apsten direct shake or at least knock off to kill.

Jujusta (23:05:15 27/08/2009)
I wanted to go here recently, but I didn’t even know where.

Dmitry (23:06:28 27/08/2009)
This is blue!!!!!!! Do you know where to make porn? I, fucking, don't know where to download "War and Peace", so that you don't get into porn!!!! by Pizzeria!! Give me your internet!

Lesson of History:
The Russian barbarians broke into shells, halls, stands, leaving behind cities, libraries, universities and theatres.

A single mother of ten children. I have been pursued by a complex of inferiority throughout my life. I think men are ignoring me.

Fyhtfkm: One group at 5 a.m. sent a sms about the fact that a port wine with a douche is a thing. And they call it "grush-prush"...

I sit behind a compact surfer on the internet and here a mouse flies to me and sits on my monitor. I turned the cursor to her and she moved to another place. I immediately understood what to do: I opened the painting, drawn a grid and began to play with it in the crosses of the Noliki - I will bring the mouse to her, she will fly and I will put the cross in the square where the cross sat. So here she won me two games out of three=) When she lost, she did the same thing worthy of another samurai - drowned in my coffee

Here was the settlement in the shelter... They settled new... first-coaches... they are still so naive))) but nothing, soon they will scratch their first mold in the forgotten unwashed pot... They scratch the whole toilet with the whole room, because I can’t drink and decided to mix everything in a row... they burn their first borst... they will burn the pot together with ham and much more... эх))) I envy them)

Did you cry at least once after we split up?
She: Yes
She: When the barrel fell on her foot

Sergey Yurievich: Ilya Andreevich, come to me with an explanation why you have not yet picked up the server.
Harabaster: Yes Sergey Yuryevich, I’ll go now.
Harabaster: URA, the owner has appointed me a beloved wife

The employee, ending the story of her jean and summarizing a sad conclusion:
I was Oksana Vladimirovna before, and now I am Oksana fucking.

PRIFFET, whose mine did you remove from your friends in contact?
Oh the fucking shit! I forgot!
HHH: I am not offended! : *
The user xxx has been removed from your contact list
Now is it all =)

shtaket (14:14:18 27/08/2009)
I ordered a pizza two hours ago.
shtaket (14:14:29 27/08/2009)
There was no pizza, and then the courier decided to check.
shtaket (14:14:43 27/08/2009)
Contact us on the website and...
shtaket (14:14:53 27/08/2009)
We ordered a pizza in Petra!!!! to