Average age is when you enjoy women’s successes against your own will.

Ten years ago my house burned, no one was injured, and the house was destroyed.
It burned greatly, the pull was such that many papers flew high and landed far away. I tried to collect what I would find, decided to start with the furthest paper, it was white in three hundred meters from the former. at home.
The first!! The paper I raised declared:
“The grammar. FIO Awarded for First Place in the Olympics of Young Firefighters
Kalininsky r-n, Moscow
Fio is me.

In Paradise, Archimedes, Pascal and Newton play hiding. Archimedes leads and begins to count. Pascal runs beyond the horizon, and Newton looks around, takes a rod, paints a square around himself with a side of 1 meter and becomes inside the square. Archimedes finishes counting, opens his eyes and sees
and Newton:
I see Newton.
Oh no no! Newton per square meter is Pascal.

Popular note: before working in a photo shooter, you need to wipe out the monitor.

Today in the store I am choosing spices, on the shelf are "Little onions", "Little garlic"... the thought has unintentionally been stolen and where is "Little onions"?? to

Well, I always had more muscles than brains.
Once after school, the car slider worked... And the mother of the driver gave me to twist the front resorts on the GAZ 53-m - he says - straighten the hooks on the straightener until it breaks...
He thought he was joking, probably.

Prosto_Lee
Will I be a trainer?

Vulpes <vugo> Goopie
Here it is important to catch the number one line)) You can just help teach English, and being a tutor means taking a fee for it))

Prosto_Lee
Pellets

Vulpes <vugo> Goopie
Agreed

This forum seems to be free lately.

Fuck the fuck. I can no more.
Terabytes, listen to the literature: Terabytes.
Neither is it "terra", but "terra". and the Abbey.
"Earth" - is "Earth", and "terra" - 10^12. A screw with a volume of 1 terabyte, this is, a frog, eight pots with earth.

From the Treaty:
... in the person of the Director-General Bug G.A.

Es Lexter di Mare
I fled from my people.

Nooch_ka
What is?

Es Lexter di Mare
group "I love sex", photo - the male genital organ enters the female genital organ

Es Lexter di Mare
and under it 3 (!!!) pages of discussions about whether it is worth returning Crimea to Russia and what will come out of it)))

Es Lexter di Mare
The associative thinking of Hule

We have in the journal.
An old such
One day she took an exam.
and herself, apparently, felt very bad, her head bowed, her hand supported, a tired look under the table directed.

Give her a boyfriend
Give well
He hears, hears, and without speaking a word, and even without looking at him, puts him into account.

The guy goes out into the hallway happy, sharing with everyone.
A friend to him:
- Yes, say, and yes, I'm not ready at all, well, help me, give up for me, she didn't notice you anyway.

Well okay, after a couple of people comes in again this guy with someone else's account, answers, again gets 5

A couple of people come back to help another friend.
Listening without interrupting
The guy stretches up.

The priest takes it, turns it in his hands and gives it back to him with the words:

Young man, you would change your shoes at least.

I work as a haishnogo (DADA, haishnogo also read BOR))), in a pack of adjectives found an icon with the inscription SEX-our work. I think to hang on a shaped jacket =]

Dolls
I want wine.

Alex is
No, you really want beer and sex, just because of the uncertainty you think it’s grapes.

Dolls
:D

I am 16 years old!!I love sex! wow! to
YYY: I’m 17 years old and I’m the same virgin as you!! to

Sir Elton John joined the fight against file-sharing.
What an extravagant way to show your unconventional orientation.

Hello, I want to meet you????????? to
I don’t know if I want it or not...
Alina: am I asking you?
____________________________
What do I have to answer her???? to

Today, the preacher told us a story:
There is no acquaintance in the same school that teaches Russian language and literature, so here, they go through the "Tales of the King of the Sultans."She asks the children the question "Which of the characters you liked the most, and who doesn't and why?"All children answer that Tsar Guidon and his mother are positive, and the rest are not.Now here one girl stands up and says: "I didn't like the mother of Guidon!""On the teacher's question why she said "The first maiden was good, she wanted to feed everyone, the second was also good she wanted to dress everyone, and the third only wanted to give birth to a child and get married to a wealthy man."
You won’t argue, I wanted to read all the stories of Pushkin.

She: I jumped on my boyfriend yesterday))) I held him with my legs and hands!And shouted:"I’m a Scottish, I’m a Scottish")))
Did he take you away or did he take you away? Ha ha ha ha!! to

Hello everyone, my name is 19 years old.
I’m 16 years old in Real!
And you’re called Seafood?and :)