Auditors came from Peter, 2nd and 1st, the names of the boys Stepashin and Filin, uninteresting, and the woman they're named "Uncle Oksana"?
I will go to them for lunch, ask for a story for the night and cartoon)))

Pippets gave me a ring: accidentally knocked on the shell - and it crashed!! O_O

From the hub about speech recognition and voice control in Linux:
XXX: The Year 2015.

You see a person in the Google Glass, you scream, “Search pictures, horses **go away, show all the results” and you run away.

You run into the office to the competitors who have voice control on the compass, you shout “Sudo eram minus eref house” and run away.

call to the office.
The girl:
Would you like Ivan Ivanovich? We agreed a meeting, I’m waiting at the parking lot.
I am :
On what question? - Convulsively thinking what to do, since Ivan Ivanovich is on a business trip at the other end of the world, and the parking lot is under the window.

In a personal matter. and pause. It is love...

Oh... the love? clearly. "I tactically cuddle, thinking that I can't help here, even in the name of love. You see...

“No, you didn’t understand that, it’s Love, Love of Petrov from car insurance!

Ivan Ivanovich then appreciated.

We have a long-standing problem here in the office - in a male push, the tank does not get water until it is knocked. Many do not know or forget about it, so... well, in short, leave it behind. Today I decided to make a reminder. A few to choose:

1st again
Uniformed
Don’t want to wash?! to
and fight!
Strongly!
and resolutely!
By the batch!
This shit!

2nd I knock my fist on the barrel,
Let the water run away...
Out of the window of February

Three The Crown's Throne
The shit was gathered.
To think about it, the water in the sortre did not run away.
Then the crown on the barrel from the helicopter fucked

4 is The rich sacrifices offered to the Olympic gods,
The hero ordered the chariot to be closed.
And as the thunderstorm rushed to the sort
His gold armor is burning in the sun.
But the cruel Aid, holding the hero offended,
At midnight the barrel broke.
He was not a powerful hero.
He broke in the torch,
The rocks trembled - the underground water flowed from the subsoil.

From the biology report:
It has been found that a sleeping eggs can tolerate a dose of cyanide much greater than
The awake...
She represented a barley whom they awakened and instead of a plate with milk injected a dose of cyanide.
The report will be about what I will do with "British scientists".

Yesterday I ate so that I went to work instead of 8 to 7.

Reaction to a negative review on the article about Freddie Mercury

San Sani4: You understand, he is gay and you are a pitcher, and these are two big differences

Was it in the park at all?
wt: there was, I remember a lake, a Greek-style pavilion and a wheel
wt: in any case, the husband overwhelmed the cabin at the top of the button 0_o

XX: Tell me about your recent relationship?
YYY: They are over.

As recently as the mother calls for lunch."Lesha go to lunch I have prepared an Italian dish perlotto".I think what perlotto is like,I remember that there is risotto.With great interest I came to the kitchen, sat down,covered with a fork in a pearl with mushrooms and I say:"Mamma, I don't like pearl, please prepare tomorrow BORSTELLO "

At work, the printer broke, they called Sisadmin, he just approached, immediately everything worked.
Maxim, you are God!
This is what women often say to me!

The Designer:
On February 23, the girls at work ordered a stripper.
And since we had the largest office, she danced in front of my table.
Ten minutes earlier, I had an urgent task from the boss.
Very urgent and from the big boss.
The girl was dressed. I have painted.
And when the music was silent, I asked a colleague, “Tanya, what format do you throw, jpeg or png?”
You can imagine what a rocker was there.

Commentary on the router trailer on the film Cosmopolitan with Pattinson in the main role:

Patison could easily be replaced with bacon, the film would not lose anything.

xxx: You see someone with Google Glasses, you scream “Search pictures, Flying Horses, Discover all results!” and you scream.
YYY: The glasses are set to the owner’s voice, which means they only perform his commands. This is done so that people with the same glasses do not interfere with each other.

Indy: "What are you dark, Anakin"

Thank you, friends, for the advice to buy before February 23 socks, shower gel, shave foam, deodorant. Now I have 4 pairs of new socks, 2 shower gels, 3 shave foams and a whole bouquet of fragrances in the form of deodorants.

A neighbor’s car battery was discharged. I went out and helped her get out of her car. I say, "You turn a little, 10 - 15 km is enough, or it will be discharged again. The neighbor affirmed and I returned home with a sense of duty.
In the evening, 6 hours. A call from her, the lovely lady with a complaining voice reports that the car is not starting again. As I dress up, I start to figure out how much she has gone through in the morning. It turns out this noisy man in the morning safely stifled the car and decided to drive the 15 kilometers indicated by me in the evening, because the gasoline was in vain to spend, and in the evening she still went to the barber.

Pipet, went to the accountant... we sit in the courtyard, in the semi-office-half-community (the third part of the office - three rooms for rent for housing), where it is not that the courtyards do not go - there birds do not fly! We work on pre-submersible machines, which even have flops and work on lemon. The phones remember the times when they just appeared. The windows are dear mother, the very building in which we sit is a two-story building, which was built by Nicholas the Second and, judging by the outline, remembers the uprising of the Bolsheviks and the overthrow of the emperor as a spectator of the first row. The attempt to refine the interior of the office did not lead to anything - the stairs remained oak and carved - they could not be removed and simply painted.
But at the same time - the bug has the last iMAC 27". On an old, rough table, on a circular towel...

You are the boss and you are a fool, once such a fool as I took the job.