A strange paradox I noticed in you.
YYY :?? to
xxx: monthly with your girlfriend, and you become nervous)))

I go to the metro. In front of a woman (speaking to herself). Capturing a piece of phrase
Am I sick? Am I sick? Who did you choose as president?

I went to a well-known store and needed some connectors. Dialogue with the seller:

I need such connections.
Q: Unfortunately it is not available.
I: I know, I am on order
Q: Okay, let’s form it now.
I: Delivery time 1-2 weeks, as written on the website?
P is yes.
Q: Can’t you do it faster?
P: It can be.
I: And what do I need to do for that?
Q: And you will ask.
Q: Can I do it faster?
P: It can be. You can pick up Monday at 9 a.m.
I: O_o

That is how we work. No joke is boring :)

Well, why is it Wednesday...God, how I want Friday. I want today to be Friday. God, let it be Friday today.
Your wish has been taken into consideration and placed in line for execution. Waiting time is 2 days.

Here the cartoon look, India-USA, "Romeo from the edge".
Pindets, they are Hindus.
At the seventh minute, a bunch of wandering dogs stands on their back legs and... right, starts singing and dancing.

Popular sign: wife left the house - to waste...

About Hooligans and Calculator

In the warm state, I live with a friend, a woman of old age. Once a long time ago, when she was not even old, but young years, they got an apartment here in a new building. The districtman was the one, Troparevo, straight from the subway went through the park, through the woods. There were no criminal records at the time, but they were completely replaced by rumors about bandits, hooligans, bodies found in the forest park zone, robbed, raped and tortured victims, and other horrors.

Scary and shorter. She adjusted not to walk alone. There will be a man who inspires confidence from the outside, who is on the way, and slowly after him a chop-chop-chop. It is not so scary.

And here one day they go, a man of some sort with a wallet just in front, she sits behind with a bag so as not to fall behind, and here I meet four. It looks like nothing frozen. And they stop the man, and begin to harass him there somehow traditionally. Type a how long, and do you not have to smoke, and you hole in the hat at all.

She has nowhere to go, to turn late, and she hides her breath by the edge of this sculptural group, all the time waiting for a scream or other unpleasant development of events. However, the hooligans, taking her look, said nothing and continued the cultural conversation with the man with the portfolio.
When she realized that the danger had passed and remained behind, fear passed in her, and the female curiosity and compassion for the man, on the contrary, awakened. She stopped behind the tree and began to observe from a distance. In this case, he can run away and call for help. It was she who thought so.

The events between them developed quite traditionally. Whether the time the hooligans did not like, whether the cigarettes were not the same, but a fight began. Or maybe not even a fight, but just a beat. In short, the man was dropped and began to pin his legs. And here my acquaintance, Love, by the way, is called, instead of rushing for help, shouting “AAAAAA!!!” And with his bag, he jumped out of the tree, rushed to this sculptural group, and began to mindlessly stumble the hooligan with this bag.

Lucy, a fragile little lady, has worked as a quiet accountant all her life.
And at that moment she was just preparing a report, and took a little homework. Responsible because very much. And in her bag she had just that report and a mechanical calculator of the Soviet times called Phoenix or Felix, I don’t know.

In fact, this calculator saved them. To counteract the Soviet calculator in the hands of the simple Soviet accountant to the hooligans was simply nothing! Having got a couple of times where it hit a heavy mechanism, they embarrassedly and in horror retreated.

Lubanya and the man brought themselves in order, defended minor bodily injuries, and went home. Always agreed on the road to come back together. Word for word, we got married. Both of them are still in retirement.

Yes, and the calculator was very strong and did not hurt. If you have worried about it.

We have control today.
Can I use a calculator?
I can.
What about Bradys tables?
I can. So, children, write the subject of the control. Cancellation of the Fortress
The right.

Did you know that 7367 people with religious views are in contact with a peasant?

Questionnaire from the social network. Tagged with "interest"
"I’m interested in many, but I do it slowly! I wonder: is there life (intelligent is also considered) on other planets, how the pyramids were built, why gin fulfils 3 wishes, how to obtain immortality and power, why there are cookies on the dark side, why the end of the world has not come three times, why girls do not let touch their breasts at once, and boys are not delighted with such a proposal at all, why there is a lie if it is used so rarely, I'm curious if anyone other than the intelligence services reads this, I pass on a greeting to dad, mom, brother and Irchik.

There was a fun event in the universe today. In a couple of materials. A student of the 70s told how when buying household appliances (noise, fork, etc.) to determine stainless steel it or not. The dialogue is as follows:... Go to the seller and ask for a certificate of the product. If you see that the chromium content is less than 13%, then with a wild whisper, tick it in the side of the fork and say that it is not stainless steel.

Stranger: What are you doing?
Electronics: You will not understand.
The stranger: Why then? Why am I stupid?
Do you know what a magnetron is?
Stranger: Yes, a vacuum HVC device, and what?
Girl, can I invite you to the movie?! to

xxx: Filled a psychological test at work (hz for what purposes), there was a point "which insult affects you most?". Everyone in this column has the word "capricorn" or "foolish" and only one person has written that he is most offended by the phrase "Lamo Comatous".
X: Guess who?
xxx is admin?
xxx is

People!! Eat the snow!! to
Help me find the keys!

We are at the box office in the supermarket, my husband, my daughter (3 years old).
My mom bought a chocolate.
I: Your daughter can’t eat chocolate, or her ears will soon break away.
Daughter: We will glue them back. Please buy a chocolate.
Husband: Let’s buy bananas and apples, otherwise there’s not enough money for chocolate.
When will you find a rich lover, or what kind of poor?
Everyone around me barely contains laughter. The husband turns to me and seriously says, “Well, I gave up, right?”

The Kaliningrad Drug Control Rethinked to Buy "Cadillac"
Released

In my entrance there is an apartment, which was loved by the biddle-meloman company, who loves to listen to the popcorn at night. Covenants, talks, threats and disagreements did not produce the proper effect. I had to connect the fantasy and this is what was born in my inflamed mind.
I took a black marker, a sheet of A4 and put on about this text on behalf of Bydlo-Melomanov:
"The houses are on the ground floor. Sasha and Zhenya live in apartment number 4. We loudly turn on the music of the patamucht, we are pidders and when we are friendly, we loudly chant. Pick us and forgive us. We are not as simple as everyone else. Zhenya and Sasha apartment 4"
Smashed a leaflet of soul with glue and glued it on the entrance door at night.

I just walked in and read the announcement:
"Who spares the wall with the payment data sheet - return to the place of SUKA!!! to
Have you lost your conscience?
With respect, JillAdmin"
Below are 3 comments written by pen:
+ one
+ the stop!
and apple

Genially...

For the motorists (OK)
1st Stop using the rear anti-nebulizers. First, in the city, this is generally prohibited, including the instructions for the operation of the car. Secondly, try standing 5-7 meters behind your car with anti-nebulizers on, then collect the leaked eyes in the bowl and go to yuh. (I note that the ladies including the front PT include the rear - correct)
2nd Tired riders with far-light more than with gay-xenon. And nearby light is not enabled at all - it is wild at all. Or the lanterns are dirty - the nearest is not visible, the fool - you can turn on the distant - scream that the eyes flow from everyone around, including pedestrians.
Even the guides, which on the track include not nearby lights, as written in the rules, but dimensional lights. First, gabarit lights are called Gabarit - show the dimensions of the car, and a standing car. On the day that you turned on the dimensions that is not - more noticeable it never becomes, especially in the dark, when the driver thinks that turned on the dimensions of the type of it is now visible, and the naked neighbor, I still see, but you are not visible if anything.
And remember: the orange indicator on the panel - for example, the rear nebula lamp is something to pay special attention to, as well as the blue far-light indicator, and especially the red indicator. In the normal driving mode, all indicators should be green (dimensions, near, etc.)
The right people sign up.

xxx: And also how it happened that no one anniversary in his life not quite noted :((( For 10 years was in the hospital with a broken arm. 20 years in the army was celebrated with milk and bread. For 30 years, my wife and I fought and went to drink with a friend... And when I turned 40, our menta offices were rushed and we were all taken to the catalogue. Well-known but other champagne mints brought into the chamber. We were released only 31 at eight in the evening :(( I'm looking forward to the half-time :)))