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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №93432
 03.02.2014
“It’s hard to understand people who play EVE. Is it foolish to farm a year and then foolish to melt it all in one 24-hour battle with fierce lies?
It’s hard to understand people who work in offices. It is stupid to farm a year, and then it is stupid to melt everything in one trip to Turkey with the same busty compatriots?
Turkey is not lying.
Depending on how much you drink...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №93431
 03.02.2014
"The shooting of the Olympics in Sochi will be conducted with helicopters and aircraft"

Kirov reporting!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №93430
 03.02.2014
This is:

If a person can tell with an accuracy of at least 1000 rubles how much money he now has in his wallet, he is as poor as a church mouse.

Judging from the quote, you were never really poor.

[ + 28 - ] [20 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №93429
 03.02.2014
Yeah, the sadness...

Yes, at the time of the emperor somewhere in 1900, the family of my ancestors (around 25 people) had about 50 cows (the cheese was exported to the Netherlands), about 500 sheepheads and an immeasurable number of birds (goats), there was a own mill, and the river was separated by a system of arishes, in which 15-20 kg of oysters were caught. They ate meat every day, but they worked from three in the morning.

Then came the alkashi-tuneaders, the family was scattered and deported, the farm was collectivized (fucked) and so on. And that, shit, characteristically, this mess still continues... no one wants to work, only on the internet can fuck.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №93428
 03.02.2014
An empty conversation at work at lunch.
Oh, and look, what can ten thousand Chinese do against one of our tanks?! to
Now is not the middle of the last century. Ten thousand Chinese against one of our tanks will make ten thousand tanks!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №93427
 03.02.2014
The genius of ancient mythology:

The Creativity of Homer

In an alternative universe, for example, Homer’s Odyssey, not Sherlock, would be subjected to scrupulous bullying.
The councils removed the original version, where Jason, the leader of the Argonauts, sails after the golden run.
— — —
Jason is the lion of Iliad!!!! to

– – – –

The name "iliada" dates back to the word "Ilion", and this is nothing more than the second name of the city of Troy, and the events of Iliad describe the Trojan War (not all, indeed, only from the quarrel of Achilles with Agamemnon and to the funeral of Hector), Jason is the leader of the march of Argonauts, which happened before the Trojan War, so that Jason, my stupid schoolboy, is not the character of Iliad, although he is mentioned in it. In short, look less at the Hollywood "masterpieces" of ancient Greek myths. Although I feel that after the release of Heracles, a new army of experts in Greek mythology will appear.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №93426
 03.02.2014
True friends are those people who keep greeting you after you’ve started network marketing.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №93425
 03.02.2014
to this:


I am looking at the planet of dogs in Russia.
The Leader;

When I traveled around the dog planet, I realized that dog owners don’t just love dogs. Cows, ducks and goats The main thing is that they would walk on four legs."

A duck on four legs. I was rattled by a poor duck.


And you, Vika Eliseeva, why did you paint a cow on the lawn? Does that have to do with school?

Of course it has. We had this cow recently. These cows are called domestic animals.

Who is next to this round? Is it a bowl?

and no. I have a duck.

A very nice cat, yellow. Why does she have four legs?

Wika thought about:

And how much?

Probably two.

I have two ducks. Only one behind the other stands."

E. Uspensky, "On Faith and Anfis" :)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №93424
 03.02.2014
On Sunday evening, I was on a tram. In the trams today hanged such tables on which a running line runs. I sat for half an hour and read the line. The content is: ancient anecdotes, news three days ago, horoscope, weather forecast for yesterday and advertising. The advertisement made an indelible impression on me. A total of six advertisements were rotated: two fur salons, a set of girls in massagers (not intimate) and three funeral agencies. No matter how you look at the board, there are honest funerals, then funerals without black schemes, then cremation. Is there such a target audience in the tram?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №93423
 03.02.2014
by this:
This is:
The Olympic Games in
The Western Media: In the past
PBS television in the United States
The guest said that
Genocide in the Olympic village of Sochi
of the Khazar people, i.e. "The Discovery
The Olympics will be held
In fact, on the bones of Kakashi
The People"
And the fact that the entire Homeriga is built on the bones of the Ideans is nothing terrible.
They can!
= is
That is, the fact that the hackers live in
Siberia and Sochi are
The same attitude as any chick, you are not at all.
Is it confusing?))
— — — —
For them, that Krasnoyarsk region, that Krasnoyarsk, is all one.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №93422
 03.02.2014
Conversation in the office:
Oh you are! What a beautiful chair! Honey, where did you get it?
-Traded... apparently, the ass is stuck - the director doesn't like it, he wants to be slower.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №93421
 03.02.2014
for this ->
Irkutsk -30, the world hockey championship with the sword, the teams of Somalia and Mongolia. This is a feather"
– – – – –
I think that "hockey with the ball" - under any circumstances it is "hockey". Well, unless "hockey with a tail" is a bit cooler.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №93420
 03.02.2014
A friend scratched the kitchen door. I decided to fix the case of a rapidly drying car enamel.
Dialogue in the store:
A white emal please.
What shade do you have?
Without a shadow. Just a white.
There is no white. Do you remember what color your car is?
Why do I not remember? The Green...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №93419
 03.02.2014
I stopped because I don’t want the first sex with Masha to happen in the car! Not so cool!
WOW: It is yes. Don’t forget that you’re almost 30. It can be explained under such conditions.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №93418
 03.02.2014
Eefrit is:
I read the contract.
Eefrit is:
for training
Eefrit is:
I’ve always the points about the force majeure.
Eefrit is:
6.1 of 1. The parties shall be exempt from liability if it has arisen as a result of circumstances of force majeure (overflow, earthquake and other natural disasters, embargo, war or military action, sabotage, terrorism, publication of regulatory legal acts by state bodies, etc.).
The TIROS:
The state is an irresistible force :)
Eefrit is:
There was a force majeure!
What happened?
We are in Russia.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №93417
 03.02.2014
> In school in the class of work made a simple iron. And it was taken (in my opinion) and put on a school exhibition. He took it as a pain because he did it for himself (thought it for himself). And so far, I still sell every device with pain in my heart, although I do the same thing in series. And I still sell every device with pain in my heart.

The repairman is even worse, they bring all the g... take THINGS

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №93416
 03.02.2014
EvilTroll: and let in the army graduation exam: did not pass - you stay for the second year :D

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №93415
 03.02.2014
1: Krzysztof - a normal Polish nickname)))
2: I know :D it just always hinted to me on the joyful daddy (after celebrating the birth of the heiress with the corresponding entourage), who showing in a smile the remnants of the teeth, on the crosses instead of Christoph says Krzysztof

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №93414
 03.02.2014
XXX is
I once sought a job and attacked a job: excellent knowledge of English, no health problems, modeling. A summary without a photo is not considered.
YYY
Who needs a translator?
XXX is
almost to the point, I came to the conclusion that they are looking for a prostitute-translator-astronaut (no health problems too)!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №93413
 03.02.2014
Talk at the office today.
XXX: I would throw something into it.
YYY: Is there something heavy and what’s not sad?
ZZZ: My life

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