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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108270
 16.01.2015
I noticed that when I was assigned the responsibilities of a labor safety specialist, I began to turn off the mixer from the grid before licking the cream for the cake.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №108269
 16.01.2015
How much time will you need?
I do not know exactly.
Could you say something rude?
Three days, a good day!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №108268
 16.01.2015
The most important. Dangerous wild predators and human children are NOT the same thing. Just for one attempt of such a comparison, for the very idea of comparing in the style of "killed a dog" - will kill children!adinin!" you, stupid nearby miserable meaningless humans haters themselves must be locked in the cages.
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When will you realize that the human children of others are not the most sacred and important to all and all, right? They do the same on the streets, and not always with wraps and beaten bottles. Growing up, they also clash in clusters, can attack, chase drunk in cars. What devil should I worship? Are not all like that? So the dogs have served people for a very, very long time, and saved many, very many lives - when they were held for business, instead of kicking out in the morning on the street, in the evening allowed home.
Yes, there is a problem, but only moral injuries can poison everyone in a row. I do not believe that a person who enjoys watching the agony of a living being is normal.

It is necessary to impose taxes on dogs, and spend those taxes on collecting them from the streets, or at least shooting them in extreme cases. It is necessary to force the owner to join the dog club, take training exams, and sterilize the dog if it cannot improve the breed. To chip them, to penalize if the dog runs without supervision, and for the discarded - to penalize wildly. Let the dog become a responsibility, and not a "mammakupishchenka!".

I like the hornets.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108267
 16.01.2015
xxx: To write "God what a man" also needs to have talent. Writing simple songs that hit the masses in the brain is not so easy. But if you are already super-heroically talented, then you can not adjust yourself to the masses, but write what you want, and people will start listening to you because you are a mega-court.
YYY: And then the brains to bear when it became Mega Kurt?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №108266
 16.01.2015
Go with your dogs as long as you can.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №108265
 16.01.2015
I have been teaching technical disciplines for a long time, I have seen a lot of people, yesterday’s young schoolchildren and serious workshop masters. Harsh technicians and cute girls who came in horror from the word "to count". A guy, for example, who in various variations painted a cemetery and his own grave. Not Goth, just killed the dream.
I danced on the stage, I made friends with people who lived by dancing, forgetting their family, living the next exit, another performance...
I walked through metal festivals, turned away from slam, shaken the hair in a series of the same blastbits under a flashing light, argued about genres with musicians and just fans...
I do yoga and am familiar with yogis, enlightened, shamans, ushuists, raw foods, athletes...
I travelled abroad, enjoying communicating somewhere in pyjama-English, somewhere with gestures. For example, a German was met - the same, a soldier who went to Russia in the 1940s.

Here comes the student! Ordinary such a student, Who likes to philosophize, argue, ask provocative questions and on this basis claims that he is an unusual person, "not like everyone"!

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108264
 16.01.2015
Dear doghants and compassionate! I suggest you use your favorite method of solving problems more effectively. For example, you can start harassing MPs and officials who don’t want to enforce existing laws on wandering animals control or don’t want to tighten responsibility for people throwing animals out. Start also poisoning drivers who have been noticed behind drunk driving – do you know how many children die in torture from their hands every day? You can still strangle negligent doctors, exceeding the powers of the police, copters, who beat schoolchildren for 100 rubles. In fact, you guys are just cowards. You get rid of the problem, cowardly forgetting its cause – people. Those like you. You, cowards, are afraid of those who are superior, those who are stronger, are afraid of power, and cowardly anonymely throwing poison - you are brave.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №108263
 16.01.2015
xxx:...Mitzgol, in itself almost a mythical character similar to the unicorn.
Mithgol: Oh how.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №108262
 16.01.2015
Do you know what +10 kg is? It’s not that winter clothes won’t get stuck, here old socks/strands won’t fit.
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Oh well? A couple of months ago I lost 10 kg of weight. The trousers did not even notice, only the belt for a half hole tightened stronger.

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As usual, the writers perceive the world only through the lunar prism of themselves.
If a small-sized girl from 45 to 55 gains, nothing will fall on her. Everything is right.
If a large-scale cock drops 150 tens of kilograms, he will not notice anything. Everything is right too.
Not absolute numbers are important, but relative numbers.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108261
 16.01.2015
The transmitted message -
From:xxx
January 2015 will be a special month. It has 5 Mondays, 5 Tuesdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once in 823 years. It is called a bag of money. Pass this message to eight good people and the money will go to you in your hands. From the one who breaks this SMS luck will turn away. This is fancy. and luck! I was sent a minute ago!!! to

The transmitted message -
From:yyy
January 2015 will be a special month. It has 5 Mondays, 5 Tuesdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once in 823 years. It is called a bag of money. Pass this message to eight good people and the money will go to you in your hands. From the one who breaks this SMS luck will turn away. This is fancy. and luck! I was sent a minute ago!!! to

The transmitted message -
Written by:zzz
January 2015 will be a special month. It has 5 Mondays, 5 Tuesdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once in 823 years. It is called a bag of money. Pass this message to eight good people and the money will go to you in your hands. From the one who breaks this SMS luck will turn away. This is fancy. and luck! I was sent a minute ago!!! to

To: xxx, yyy, zzz:
Comrades, a bag of money will be for those who know how to count. This January 4 Mondays, 4 Tuesdays and 4 Sundays.
This is so bad guys.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108260
 16.01.2015
“Satellite,” we are often asked, “How to live?”
Today, Los Angeles police captured a giant crocodile who had lived in the bath of the Mattson family for the previous thirty-seven years. The length of the alligator is almost two and a half meters.
You have to live somehow like this.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108259
 16.01.2015
Friendship has brought:
Dear Ukrainians! You know that J. Orwell wrote an anti-utopia, not an instruction.

[ + 35 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108258
 16.01.2015
"What was my surprise..."

Fuck, how you did it. What shit do you not write "what"? What is "What is "? What kind of fool are you, fool?! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №108257
 16.01.2015
She has two sponges in the gate of heaven.

To this day, when I listened to this song, I honestly imagined a face, not a vagina.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №108256
 16.01.2015
A long-haired cat heated the abandoned child for several hours at a minus temperature, so that the baby remained alive and healthy, reports RIA Novosti. A resident of a multi-storey house found the baby in a cardboard box near the rubbish pipeline after her attention was attracted by a persistent cat’s meat.
According to eyewitnesses, the cat did not want to leave the boy even after the doctors arrived: the animal tried to jump into the ambulance, where she was still not allowed.

A cat is a man!

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108255
 16.01.2015
The world record is 69 children born by one woman.
YYY: Well FIG knows, maybe they have different fathers?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №108254
 16.01.2015
I add :
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I'm not afraid of dogs, but in the year I had to use a balloon from them several times. <...> I think domestic is more dangerous than wild.
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A couple of times in the darkness he clung his foot to a very long and thin guide, at one end of which there was a small sew, and at the second, at a distance of three meters, her mistress. To understand that these two entities are somehow interrelated, it is impossible to move, the guide is not visible, and I walk quickly. Fortunately, everyone got away with a slight scare.
Three times I was thrown at home seams without a thread, also small, which is characteristic. The owners do not control them at all, they just walk somewhere at twenty meters.
Another problem is walking. I live near the center of the city, the construction is quite dense, and there are relatively few paths on which residents move. So, these trails, I apologize, are constantly damned. In the spring, in general, the pipet - you need to carefully jump between the cockroaches, and if I am in principle able to do so, how to be less athletic fellow citizens?
I am convinced that dog owners should be entitled to their maintenance, just as they are entitled to drive a car through training and passing exams. And be responsible for both the fate of their pets and the way these pets behave on the street.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №108253
 16.01.2015

[16:49:13] Evgeniy Ginner: and I got some pedik for the new year shed..mm..I don't even know what it is..on the headphone for the iPhone
[16:49:34] Evgeniy Ginner: in consistency, it looks like caramel from chocolate bars
[16:49:42] Evgeniy Ginner: and now, fuck, the button is not pressed
Well, uncle, what do you want from NG and the crowd of drunk people?
YYY: Well what will you say here?
[16:50:57] YYY: Before the arrival of the guest codles clean the fragile and valuable
[16:51:39] Evgeniy Ginner: They were lying in a difficult place
XXX: The hard-to-reach spot at the party is your anus, the rest is in the most prominent place and interferes with everything.
[16:54:40] YYY: concerning the anus and difficult access - here everything is directly proportional to the drunk and heavily dependent on the gathering team
[16:55:08] XXX: I say that this is the most difficult place to reach, not an inaccessible fortress
YYY: well okay

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108252
 16.01.2015
About the dog. I am educated and educated for my dogs. Rooms - I do not tolerate, there they and the road. But during these, ghm, actions, puppies are poisoned, who have not yet been raised. Dying "grandmother’s seams"- with seizures, blood, foam. I worked in the veterinary clinic, saw people after that, several times called an ambulance. You know, I am in favor of shooting homeless dogs. And for the time for such enthusiasts-poisoners - at least.

[ + 31 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108251
 16.01.2015
The leadership position in the system of the State Registration Service of Ukraine will be transferred to Jambul Ebanoidze.
XXX Possible Options:
Which fucking man signed it?
Go to Fuck!
Jebanoidze gave an instruction.
Jebanoidze confirmed...
Jebanoidze was fired.
Ebanoidze has carried out reform.
Yyy: Deputy Minister of Justice of Ukraine appointed Ebanoyedze. In principle there is all fucking, but one at least will not hide it.

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