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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №11920
 31.10.2008
Are we working on Saturday?
Yyy: Yes, and on Friday Halloween
YYY: This means on Saturday morning to go to work in a red swollen smelled spire costume.


[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №11919
 31.10.2008
I go home yesterday, I cross the crossroads, the car stops, out of the window screams:
Cat, are you that? Did not know?
I am approaching (eptyte, this is my same group that I saw 5 years ago) - Fuck, how many years how many winters!!! How is it?? to
You are where? I can take
At Taganka, I am so glad to see you! So has changed!
Yes, I am happy too!! You too would have changed if you hadn’t screamed, I’t know at all.
We drove for 15 minutes in complete silence, we approached the tangon and I said:
Do you keep silent all the way? You haven’t seen so much!! to
Don’t you think we’ve met?? to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №11918
 31.10.2008
I work in a decent company... as a younger group of children.
The damaging administrator for not having been given a birthday cake before lunch, promises to burn everyone who climbs to the sites "not on the topic of work" and is deliberately removed...
crying: - girls, all googled the first signs of pregnancy and go.. sooner, sooner)) - disabled the entire department for half an hour.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №11917
 31.10.2008
We sit in a barbecue... We drink a bottle of beer... The waitress gets something lazy, but does not clean the bottles from the table. I called her and kindly said:
Can I get the bottles?
She (goodly so): What’s the problem... Take it!! to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №11916
 31.10.2008
The international relations teacher told me that she read an interview with the screenwriter of “Madagascarov” on the Internet. The writer said that in order to create vivid characters of animals, they were based on typical characters of different nations. And he said that the prototypes of the penguins were Russians! I didn’t say anything about the others.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №11915
 31.10.2008
Serch: I go on a bus a day, I hear two athletes talking behind my back. One says: “I scored two goals in the last game! One on the right and the other on the left"
I was really afraid to turn around.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11914
 31.10.2008
Who likes big breasts?
...
Alexander: A good breast should fit in the palm, and what is more is a wick.
Olga: Alexander, we have already discussed this, men with small hands are a tragedy for women.
...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №11913
 31.10.2008
<[W][DooM]> amateur porn persistently looking for porn
<hellena> [W][DooM]: a quick speech?))

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №11912
 31.10.2008
Toilets in Moscow are paid.
Outgoing traffic should be free!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11911
 31.10.2008
In one small Ural town there is a missile center that develops missile nuclei for submarines.
You know what the leadership is. So, as one patent scientist said, the current director of the companions issued a patent not so long ago on the topic of "Utilization of nuclear ballistic missiles by launching them!"

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №11910
 31.10.2008
Zlobratez: I go home for fun... the light in the hallway is on? My mother is in the central room. I'm on her ride - she doesn't turn off the lights!!! He turned it off and began to shut down - and in the darkness - stumbled! My mother is hysterical. She could not understand me for a long time. I said I am a worthy continuation of my father.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №11909
 31.10.2008
ReNdy
Hi Anya, what is that evil?
XXX is
Hi who are you?
ReNdy
And he who knows all about you.
XXX is
In the sense?
ReNdy
D in transfer
XXX is
You are #39; who are you?
ReNdy
Do not cry
XXX is
What do you know about me?
ReNdy
You like anal sex, for example.
XXX is
Oh, you’re so cute, hello :D
ReNdy
Serena??? to
XXX is
And who? The smoke?
ReNdy
The smoke!! to
XXX is
Who are you Demon? Like no one else...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №11908
 31.10.2008
Lavik
By the way, from the site of megaphone you can send SMS to any megaphone number via the innet.

Reanimashka
What is Megaphone?

Lavik
This is when the megaphone catches badly

Reanimashka
I have a full mega now.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №11907
 31.10.2008
From the ASK:

She: Are you working?
She had lunch?
He said: Yes, I have eaten ?
Is it kefir?
He is not ?
She: Leia...
He is AAA?
She: I’ll bite your ass, I’ll bite your ass... eat like a man!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №11906
 31.10.2008
Elina: When Fox puts a Broadway musical on House, builds the Princeton Plainsboro Hospital in Disneyland, and starts producing a whisky-tasting gum, I’m afraid I won’t even be able to condemn them.
I: =) It will still be possible to release a card game diff-diagnosis, prohibit as it should =)
Well a la Trading Cards or how they are - I'm not focused on this
Oooooh, I would play
I: I would, too, think what screams would stand?
This is a wolf!
- Nihua, chlorophenyl-ohuet-kaka-stuka is normal, go nahuy with your wolf! =) is


[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11905
 31.10.2008
Uplink
Ubuntu has amazed me.

DimonTM
What is?

Uplink
the only fox ax that can go into the slide during its own fuck installation O_o

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №11904
 31.10.2008
Sometimes for genius is taken the ability of the ass to pretend to be the head.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №11903
 31.10.2008
of 1994. The Hour, Poland

At that time I was working on a merchant ship belonging to the Belgian

The shipping company. The crew was international: Filipino,

The other 70% are Ukrainians and Russians. The Captain –

The Dutchman.

After 8 months of customs on the Africa-US line, closer to Christmas

(Catholic) and New Year, we get on a planned repair in

the aforementioned Poland.

There is a crowd of wives, brides and just good friends.

(Sweet New Year gifts and fill out the lack of sex and male affection).

Our eldest mechanic (grandfather) was an Odysseus of 55-58 years - Uncle Kolya,

"The Burned Sea Wolf" It is about him that we will talk.

His wife aunt Sonja (the lady of his same age, only weighing twice as much

She was a practical woman. This is why the cabin company

disappear soluble coffee in huge quantities. But let’s not talk about it.

On the 25th of December, all those present gathered together.

In the cabin company to meet the bourgeois Christmas (there would be an occasion). and vodka (v

large amounts), turkey, salads, salad and so on.

When, at 3 o’clock at night, after the stormy rushes, the people quietly began

Going to sleep, Uncle Cole decided to go out before everyone and make Sonia

It was a gift (and it was a gift).

Shortly before, he pulled out a battery from the rescue vest.

It is connected to a 12 volt lamp. Battery

The lamp only burned when it came into the ground.

Salted sea water (so that the sharks can see what they have for dinner:)))

She clothed her with fashion stickers (type companyA).

So here he gets this shit and so solemnly says to Sonja:

I bought this product at the Amrecan pharmacy. It defines

the presence of sperm and all the male things there in the body of a woman

for 8 months (the lamp is lit). We have so many s.

You had nothing. Have I been faithful all this time?

and Sonia:

The old fool! I’ve been with you for 35 years!! of Ohrid? You have me.

The only one!!! to

D of Cole:

Here’s a look and check out!! Go to the bank!! to

5 minutes later, Sonya proudly carries the product in a half-liter bowl,

Organism for experience.

Uncle Cole immerses a clever device inside the content

The banks... and... the wave!! The light is burning!!!! to

and Sonia:

It is a knife!! I am fucking!! Only once!!! to

With your brother!!! to



People under the festive table... the bell of broken dishes.... the screams

Call the girlfriend...Anastasia.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №11902
 31.10.2008
Due to the deterioration of the food situation in the country,

The government of Zimbabwe has opened free entry for all those who wish. The Visa

Passport is not mandatory. Overweight citizens at crossing

The boundaries are formed outside the line.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №11901
 31.10.2008
Oh f...k there it is again, no sleep, no work, no girlfriend. I hate this game"

Fallout 3 is coming!

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