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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №12120
 04.11.2008
In the chat...

Graph: You are a cute smart girl and you love education
Tagged with: spaybo
List 4: Count, are you clinging?
Graph: GY) she just didn't read the first letters yet)
list4: Count, you are burning)))not in private wrote)
KOTENOK: The world!! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12119
 04.11.2008
With a friend we have a cabbage, we are sitting behind a stand of bread bread.I look around the hall and see the cabbages are sitting like this.
I say to my friend:
Look at what stuff there is on the table! Let us scrap!
Wait, let it be paid!
Experienced man! I would not think! )

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12118
 04.11.2008
I go to work in the subway, I went in, stood up, took charge, it turned out that I stood over some grandmother, she touched me, nodded my elbow deeply to the side, type "move", but it moves nowhere and we went so.here in the car appears a huge!!bee!! and begins to rotate awkwardly around passengers and...sits right in front of my nose on the head of this grandmother,and in the towel and does not notice,I am sleepy I begin to think,how in the crowd will turn and web the bee,I understand what is stupid,but I continue to heal her, at the end of my eyes I see that some guy is looking at me and clearly understood what I want to do-smile in the half-vagon!here I thought that if uya*u on her,and she will not die,then I will have to start to get her...and presented as an uncle under 2 meters fucking the poor old lady with sharp beats in the head...he soon had to go out and ride on the next train)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №12117
 04.11.2008
Can we move on to you?
No is
Mosquitoes, are you all out there?? to

by nemereno.com

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12116
 04.11.2008
xxxxx (01:44:04 31/10/2008)
He said he loves me...
yyyyy (01:44:08 31/10/2008)
Maybe smoked

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12115
 04.11.2008
Yandex is hot

News from 13:21
News of the Hour
The State Duma adopted the budget for 2009-20011

The year 2001 -

"Once upon a time... in a distant galaxy"

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12114
 04.11.2008
Blood_Unit: Voting for Bash is not only supporting a favorite site, but also raising a non-hue skill in mathematics))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12113
 04.11.2008
When I was a child, I was lenient to read Oblomov. I had other big plans at the time.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №12112
 04.11.2008
Dr. Gennady Gennadyyevich Golubev... a psychotherapist... no! I go to a man whose initials GGG would not go to the reception =)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12111
 04.11.2008
XXX: O_O
yyy: broken two-step, front view

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12110
 04.11.2008
I (14:40:20 29/10/2008)
Eat the Samurai

I am (14:40:30 29/10/2008)
When he boiled

I (14:40:36 29/10/2008)
Meeting with admin.

I (14:40:43 29/10/2008)
Dobuhalso MLA

I (14:40:47 29/10/2008)
Admin is


[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12109
 04.11.2008
The real admin doesn’t need all these e-book readers! I found a great way for myself today! You download the basha page, send it to the user and turn on radmin, after which you take beer and chips and arrange more conveniently, the main thing is to choose a user who reads not faster than you! And you are free from the problem of turning the mouse wheel :)
c) Incorpes

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12108
 04.11.2008
Nashville
Welcome to the anti-spam bot. If you want to talk to me, please answer the following simple question. How is our planet called? thank you.

-=Vlad Lexx =-
earth

-=Vlad Lexx =-
Hi to)

Following
Hi)))I can't understand already the third boy at the beginning of the piquet "EARTH" but why?)))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12107
 04.11.2008
They ask the fellow groupman "Give money a hundred until tomorrow", and they get the answer "I am Ivan Fedorovich Krusenstern coole? The man and the bank?"
and eld3r

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №12106
 04.11.2008
On Dutch television there is an analogue of the broadcast, only the herb there is one, and the participants share the methods of implementation, dosages and secrets of application, and then the entire audience introduces the recipe and discuss the impressions.
otm0r

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12105
 04.11.2008
I remember the times when young and beautiful girls gave up for just so, for the pleasure of saying so.
WOW: You still remember how fun the diplodoks were in the woods of the young mesozoa.
That was fucking time! I remember, you catch a female diplodok and eeyahhhh...
WOW: Yes...
The vodka was so delicious...
WOW: Even if the female diplodokah doesn’t...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12104
 04.11.2008
A new inscription appeared on the door of the diesel & craft department:

The designer's routine - was a manicure, became a pedarist.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12103
 04.11.2008
Sanich: Yes, Andrew, let’s go, that... don’t neglect, I’ll pump out a couple of Holsten for you anyway. You came yesterday, in the middle of the night, and drove my 'nine' home, and proved once again that you are a great friend and a real man. There are a lot of things I respect you for. And all the guys in the group - too, by the way *FRIEND*
Shadowdru: Well, okay, Sanek, listen to you, so I need to plant a monument of gold. Yes it helped. It is normal...
Sanich : Oh! Do you see? It is normal for you. Here, such as you, now very few, this is what I say as a psychologist of the 3rd course)) Many at your age still have brains - zero... Van, Dima, dwarf, all the days in the WOW plays... Well you barely saw him, this fool in the universe appears only when the FULLEST ass and almost not counted. = D
Shadowdru: Call of Duty.
I don’t know what you’re talking about, Andrew?
Shadowdru: Well you’re saying he’s playing in the WOW. Of all the toys, I only played it. Great thing, but not to delay. Well "Blitzkrieg" I still know, but I didn’t have to cut something...
Sanich: =D =D Anruhaiah... I say again, there are a lot more things I respect you for...
Shadowdru: Are you crazy?


[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №12102
 04.11.2008
What is gender equality? Previously, a woman was like a dog: came, ate, fucked and slept.
I’m sorry for your dog.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12101
 04.11.2008
How are you? ?
Elizabeth: I am tired, sleepy and dumb))))
This is normal for student life!!! to
There is such a contagious disease – a student. Symptoms - drowsiness and headache
Victor: and also blue spots under the eyes, constantly tired look. They have smart eyes, like dogs, but they can’t say anything.
Elizabeth: and such pityful and pityful whispers and a begging look at the teaching with a request for a reckoning
A: There is a little...

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