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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №11640
 25.10.2008
XXX is
I and I have split up.

YYYY
Fuck it.

YYYY
How are you happy??,

XXX is
As long as 2 days. It is normal.

XXX is
B4 was friendly.

XXX is
I touched her so much, 4th when she lost consciousness. ]:->

XXX is
He hanged on Hui.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11639
 25.10.2008
from sql.ru (talk about the financial crisis):

1>> Apologies for ophthalmology. Interesting, and the girls in the crisis will completely give up or vice versa?? to

2>> Whoever has more ammunition, weapons and food, that also has women.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №11638
 25.10.2008
Fuck, I’m tired of the cockroaches.
I smoked from my neighbor’s car today.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №11637
 25.10.2008
_vic: The performance of the gas turbines of our electric power plants was 65%, for 67% they gave a premium, for 69% they were fired for damaging equipment.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №11636
 25.10.2008
Deffka sits on my knees and begins to strike.

Buy me a weapon.

I: Blin, I don’t want to stretch through her to the key

It is: buy it! You are a guy, you have to buy me a thread)))))

I was ashamed!!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11635
 25.10.2008
Cheese, can we play any more?
Antowka go to hiding, you are galla
Cheese op op
Looking for cheese
Antowka hiding under the table
Cheese * looked at the textbook on DM*
Cheese is
Antowka Mukhahah
Cheese looked under the key.
Cheese is
Antowka hkhhihihihi
Cheese looked under the table.
Cheese Tuky Antony
Cheese is lost.
Anonymous fucking
Cheese ahahaha
Antowka, how did you get me?
Cheese by chance.
Antowka Hoyace
Cheese is shaken.
Cheese and I saw

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11634
 25.10.2008
XXX: Lazy to work on a stationary computer: heavy, wires talk - bought a notebook. Lazy through a slow channel in the innet walk - connected the laptop via a DSL modem. Lazy constantly networked wires in the notepad to wrap in different rooms - put Wi-Fi. Today sat down for the note: there is no injection - the network cable in two meters from the comp is rolled, and the wifi point from the socket is also turned off in two meters, but on the other side. For two minutes he sat in the middle of the room like a buridan of a donkey thinking what was easier to do: plug a wifi point in the socket or a network cord in a notepad.
YYY: So who won?
See also: GPRS I checked the mail from the provider.
YYY: O_o

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №11633
 25.10.2008
29961 (saved 2008-10-20 at 11:25)
Adults-adults... and I only noticed at the age of 20 what healthy breasts the mother of Uncle Fedor!

Oh yeah (I went to watch)
and Figase!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №11632
 25.10.2008
Mr.Jimm: The apocalypse will come when all the words in Wikipedia will be highlighted in blue.
% of

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №11631
 25.10.2008
This is life"

You can get it, and you can get it...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №11630
 25.10.2008
My girlfriend told a story. Preamble: A girlfriend has a husband - fat,

Bearded, constantly busy at work. In the evening after the works of the righteous,

He likes to sit in a chair, get a bottle of beer and talk on his cell phone.

The friends. She also has a son who was born of the same.

Husband by love. A child of one and a half years, smart, gives hope.

The story itself, from a friend.

I go with my son on the road. A young man sat in front of us. and thick,

The Bearded. My son looks at him with interest, but he is silent.

The man, setting up for a long journey, got a bottle of beer and decided

Talk about cell. And here a small man shone: 120 kg

Weight, beard and - a heavy argument - beer and cell!

Daddy and Daddy! The boy slapped and pulled his pen to a stranger.

The girlfriend guessed that the child identified, but to explain the situation

was polished. The man was nervous, staring closely at the child and

Suspiciously struck a girlfriend. I could not remember who this woman was.

I decided to remove on the cell phone of the supposed child and his mom. and then,

I would probably remember better. My girlfriend noticed him.

maneuver and began to grimace. The man is even more nervous.

That the child continues to repeat his "Papa!".

The end was not very beautiful: the man jumped out of the road, screaming

"X@y to you, not food!"

High and high relationships. One of the passengers commented.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №11629
 25.10.2008
How is man different from an animal?

In addition to eating and chewing, he wants to eat and chew.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11628
 25.10.2008
What is the fastest memory?
yyy: hi, well generally the most common shake - ddr2, and the higher the tire frequency, the better, and so on ddr3 pay attention, but it needs to be seen, what supports the motherboard
xxx: Are you a psychologist or a programmer?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №11627
 25.10.2008
Antitar: Boys, what’s it like to hug a girl?
Bioslet: Just like a pillow, only the girls are warm and moving.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11626
 25.10.2008
yyy (18:51) :
If I honestly remembered you, only by your illiterate manner of writing messages.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Well thank you.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11625
 25.10.2008
Irka (20.10.2008 20:20:08)
When is self?

I (20.10.2008 20:21:04)
by the morning :D

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11624
 24.10.2008
Only the sky, only the wind, only the joy ahead.

Since childhood they have been fucking...

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №11623
 24.10.2008
The husband.: what? I have no hole in my pants.
The husband.and not eat. and two. Their legs are advanced. =) is
The husband.No, and not three. In the third I go. o_o

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №11622
 24.10.2008
The management decided to decorate the life of employees of the company ;)
In the toilet, instead of conventional switches, a hybrid of light and motion detectors was installed.
The result - after entering the bathroom, you need to immediately start to move diligently - otherwise the light will automatically turn off. xd
I don’t need discos.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №11621
 24.10.2008
by Mirror
What a pet

Mixlink
who comes every Saturday with the words "We have a dohuya bukhla"))))))

by Mirror
Authorization approved

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