A friend named Alexander.
In short, Katyuka calls me Sanek) and here we sleep with her in the morning, and the mistress must come to her... I sleep, covered with a blanket with the head... and here comes her mistress, she knocks on the blanket, says: Sanek, Peter has come! The man throws the flowers and leaves ?

Catherine
If you go back again!!! to

Beatle
I’m going to sleep with a girl ?

Beatle
Fuck... broke up.

Beatle
Shame on you!!! to

Catherine
Grandfather Freud is crying

Beatle
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar"
and Freud.

The new Windows OS is thinking for you! While you press ALT+CTRL, it has already launched the task manager and completed all the processes.

It (13:04:21 24/10/2008)
Now tell me in secret, why did you hang my clothes on the lights?

He (13:05:37 24/10/2008)
This was a sign to my friend from the neighboring entrance to put off the binoculars and take the camera.

I(10:59:13 25/10/2008)
Fuck the dude.

Other(10:59:28 25/10/2008)
who

I(10:59:40 25/10/2008)
Half an hour I explain to the man that he has no RS/2 output on the notebook

I am (11:00:45 25/10/2008)
only usb under the mouse, and that round output that is not under the mouse and under the video, to him the viewers of some programis said that this output under the mouse so this fool all the mice tried and not one does not fit, type they are not standard with us

I(11:01:06 25/10/2008)
How do you tell this fool that he is a fool and that there is no mouse?

I(11:01:28 25/10/2008)
This is an exit for the mouse.

I(11:02:09 25/10/2008)
I will send it to the competitors and tell them what they have, so ask more persistently.

I(11:02:12 25/10/2008)

Poppy, it is so simple. When the desire to play outweighs the ability to play
3984: By the way, and the desire to sing, pressuring over the ability to sing, is what it is called?
This is called rap.

XXX is free!

I can't catch you online :(

yyy: fucking... I’m getting caught... now I’m driving ^_^!)))

How did you pass the exam?
Yes, it is all well.
by Markell :?? to
lasta:The last handed over...Peter Ivanich stayed the day before, and I offered him a cognac from the bottle."Reanimator".I did not prepare anyway, I thought — maybe he would ride.
Markell: And what, has it gone?
Yes, I and Peter Ivanovich
I’m in the sauna, let’s go later.

Do not put a lamp in your mouth.
Do not lick the rosette.
Do not bring the enclosed vacuum cleaner to the eye.

The trauma point.

<Okleve10> and is the modoscar a twist? I cannot find
<x200> modokoskar with flute...pppc...and then scream that the search doesn’t work

by citation
Damn, there is a crowd of messages about spelling here every day. And who prevents instead from simply taking and missing out quotes with obviously illiterate writing of all the words? Someone will scream that little or no mistake, so you can be mistaken in one word, but not in every one.

ZY: Surely this quote will go to a minus because of the minor debts, but something with our country is quite heroic, every new generation of children becomes more and more dumb and dumb, offensive, comrades.

Somebody and something is written through a defiant =))

Yes well! You have to live in full! Fuck that savings. As my colleague said: "Once in my life I saved – I had to get married"!

I was interviewed today.
Koziy: and
Bereza: Probably the first time in the interview I realized that my legs were fucking long
Kowalski: What is it? Looked at?
No one has spoken so badly to me.
Bereza: "I need a reliable deputy, well you understand"
by Koziy :O
I was not even asked about my experience.
Tagged: pz
Bereza: My question about the company’s strategic goal puts the director in a deadlock

Remember the quote about 3D chess?
YYY: Well...?
xxx: so here.. there the second reference does not fit because he did the word different wrong...

Newspapers are burning again:
In the Russian army can be abolished the title of praporchnik
Putin "approved" the Yudashkin uniform for the military
The number of suicides in the Russian army is rapidly increasing.

XXX: Will you go out for me?
Yyy: Time to think about eating?
XXX: 5 minutes
YYY: I go out
You're 12 on the list, I'll write to you
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! to

Girl: What camera to take if you need to photograph moving objects with shaking hands?

Boy: Take a camera that will stand on the installation, extinguishing the vibration of the hands and a device that will stop the objects)

You are a specific model.

Boy: I just don’t understand why?

Girlfriend needs to photograph small moving puppies after drinking

M_f says: I just got stuck on a sex dating site in Vilnius
M_f says: Imagine in 5 minutes I wrote three pido
M_f says: I didn’t even put the photo (God thank you)
M_f says: ppc... I’m going
M_f says: This is what they do atm
M_f says: tfublad....I exhibited at reggae that Jabba

For those who know how to read between the lines, the lines themselves are no longer available.

the need.

by Yuri Tatarkin

Today is devoted to the sad event.



I found this story on the internet for a long time, but unfortunately I couldn’t.

find her again.



So, the distant Soviet times, the 70s, the young Muslim Magomayev in

Flower of fame.



Several days in a row he participated in concerts (whether it was a contest,

Or something more long? And his repertoire includes the song "Lila".

The song in Russian, there "Daughter was born to the charming good Carlo,

The happy father did not know how to name the child. Actually

The original source is the song of Tom Jones, and it is not about Carlo,

and other nonsense, and about unfortunate love that ended with a knife.



This was the reason for one of the jealousy to speak in the style "Easy

To steal someone else’s song, it can all". It must be understood that in

The Soviet Union sing the original song in English.

more with such ideologically alien content, - no, to

This was absolutely impossible! Obviously, from the original

Only the melody and a piece of name remained, and the words were replaced.

The innocent nonsense.



Well so here. The words of the jealous received publicity and quickly reached to

of Mahoma. The next day the master came out on stage, as usual.

In a white suit, he sat behind the piano, the same chords sounded... but the words...

The frozen audience heard, as in the beautiful English language of Magomayev,

It came to all the jealous, sang a hostile, ideologically alien original.

Proving that he is not only afraid of such accusations, but also of himself.

The Soviet power.



It took a lot of courage to answer that.