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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №10075
 18.09.2008
I’m going to get sugar now! ?

DDD: I’m crazy with refinade, short... I have one sugar (round) from a pink box. The second is a square, from a blue box. Probably a boy and a girl. I have now thrown them both into one cup (there is a little water left at the bottom) and I watch them melt...there they melt, cuddle in each other’s sweet arms, fuse in the impulse of ecstasy...and...mmm...I’m their KAAAK NAAA boiling water on the back! Ohhhhhhhhhh ?

Mmm, fuck, you probably have an aural job.)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10074
 18.09.2008
XXX is
I have a little boy who likes to do...

YYYY
Mined =

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №10073
 18.09.2008
I decided a colleague at work to tell a story from his fun, rural youth. The whole group was lying under the table after the first phrase: "They take me drunk to fight."


[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №10072
 18.09.2008
Volch: I started to plug the paddle with a stepler, so as not to hide smaller relatives in the washing machine. Fuck, why am I so late?and :(

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №10071
 18.09.2008
Shortly we came there with a guy, collecting a new computer. we put it, and it does not rub, we open the system... and there next, the operative is absent and both slots are glued with a warranty sticker

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №10070
 18.09.2008
The Deputy Head of the State Department said that Washington still considers Moscow an “aggressor”, but intends to preserve for future generations of Americans the possibility of cooperation with it, for the benefit of today’s Russian leaders will not be “at power forever.”

The Americans really didn’t understand anything yet? :D

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №10069
 18.09.2008
A couple of English. There is a homon in the audience. The student can’t stand it and (evidently interfering with the phrase in his head) shouts out: “Do you let me be silent or not?”

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №10068
 18.09.2008
He: Sooner or later you will drag me to the toilet and rape me, ahung!!!)))
What a shit you think of me.
He: I don’t think you are what!!))
I’m... a little hopeful...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №10067
 18.09.2008
From Forum
And I had a funny case: I came to the European Auto Show with a girl - helped her in choosing.
In the Salon, the ball of the kathi - no one manager, we walk - the air pine, we read the releases. The guard complained, approached: You, I see a Japanese car driving?
and yes!
Why did you come here?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10066
 18.09.2008
Russian pilots: “The American pilot showed us a bottle of whisky. And we are his canister of alcohol!”

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №10065
 18.09.2008
Do not demonstrate boiling activity - you are not a tea worker!



Told by KYŠ</PRE>

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №10064
 18.09.2008
happened recently.



The friends call:

– Sanek, we’re coming soon, we’re not far away, we have a plan and we’re already smoked.

(Everything happens in the Netherlands and grass is legal here)

What I answer:

I am waiting for the brides...

I thought they should have been with me 45 minutes ago.

I call and ask where they are. In response, we are at the corner.

Stay in blockage. Well I think friends really smoked, because the block nearby

My house is not at all. I go out on the street, I walk around the corner and I see these

balbes on a parallel to the road parking, in front of them a number of parked

cars, and they are standing, angry and signaling to empty cars standing in front.

I didn’t go to them any longer, but puzzled... I haven’t laughed so long ago, and now I write.

You have this story, and the muscles on the face and stomach still hurt.



Filed to:flying Dutchman

Discussion: http://gb.anekdot.ru/gb/361983.html</PRE>

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №10063
 18.09.2008
The pilot of the commission.

of growth?

and 182.

The Weight?

and 84.

The spirometry?

This is what else?

How much do you blow out?

A liter two.

The book contains four...

This is on holidays.



Told by www.dreams.org.ua</PRE>

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №10062
 18.09.2008
An employee approached me, asking me to write a note on the provision of the Internet, I decided to get astonished and wrote her this:
"Official report

Dear Peter Semenovich, there are so many important events happening in the world every day and I, as a person with a broad perspective, need to be aware of everything that is happening. Most of the employees of our bank, coming to work, first get acquainted with the news and discuss what happened in the morning after drinking tea, but I, due to the lack of Internet access on my computer, can not support the conversation of colleagues, in connection with this all the rest of the working day, I feel depleted, which of course affects my working capacity.
I ask you not to neglect my suffering and to satisfy my request (it is in the interests of the bank in the first place) and to provide me with access to the Internet as soon as possible.

Forever your Ivanova Anna!

P.S Many of our employees use the free internet provided to them not for official purposes at all, but about this in more detail in the following service note..."

Who knew what, her trust in me was so great that she didn’t even start reading, and carried out immediately on the signature... the second week no longer speaks to me...


[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №10061
 18.09.2008
Novokian (15:08:56 14/09/2008)
You have a sexual brain.

kuna (15:09:35 14/09/2008)
0 - O

novokian (15:09:53 14/09/2008)
Plays

Novokian (15:10:00 14/09/2008)
It is a compliment

Novokian (15:10:07 14/09/2008)
) ) )

kuna (15:13:25 14/09/2008)
Moreover, I understand where all my problems come from, apparently, customers, seeing such a sexual brain, can’t hold on to the ego.! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №10060
 18.09.2008
<<_-[@$███{@_>>: I can invite you to the tea

Just for tea? and ;-)

<<_-[@$███{@_>>: Can be with cake

[Gu$t@]: and a... noun

<<_-[@${@_>>: Do you have any other suggestions?

[Gu$t@]: with cakes

<<_-[@$███{@_>>: Which ones do you like?

[Gu$t@]: the context

[Gu$t@]: Or have I answered something wrong? and [

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №10059
 18.09.2008
Even in my early childhood, when I was shown on TV, I was struck by a moment in one of the last series, when a rabbit, controlling a small jumping robot, fights on swords with a huge wolf robot.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10058
 18.09.2008
They say cats can treat people, feel danger, and so on. Currently one of my cats dribbled, eaten to the debris and there at the dish falls and sleeps >_<

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10057
 18.09.2008
X: Then a friend after seven glasses of beer at 3 o’clock at night woke up the people in communion with the question – what is worse? Temporal or spatial infinity?
Y was killed?
X: Yes, it’s a two-metre-high closet... tried to realize it all together...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №10056
 18.09.2008
Wicked (16:39:22 16/09/2008)
And yours too!! The classmates were stunned!! Meet them all and meet them!!!! to

I should have been in school!!!! to

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