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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10035
 17.09.2008
Senya in the news showed about a hurricane in Siberia.
voice after picture: look! how the pillar rises, as if aliens were pumping water!"

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №10034
 17.09.2008
What does ORG mean?
Chapter 13: In the Meaning?? to
Moula: Well, you sent me the link... I know BaOIL, BaSINTEZ... there they trade oil products, and what does your ORG do?
Dr.13: The Organization of the Workflow!
Molly: The management! It is great! My brother Kowalski writes on this topic. Do they have anything to read on the site on the subject?
Dr. 13: Oh yeah! Not to read again!)
Molly: is it true? very well! by Kim Brother.
Dr. 13 is out! Then throw him to me!
Moore : Okay! If he allows.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10033
 17.09.2008
Sniper
In short, I have appreciated. Nothing like a toy. What can I say from the course:
0 is free. People, in principle, are not foolish.
1) For the delivery of any bugs, even small ones, give the game currency
The Count is pleasant, though with a crack under the fool. The stone does not load.
All in Russian! And some lack of censorship %)
4) Realistic AI, a lot of talking SMART NPCs...=)

Sniper
For example, I pumped a cybernetic and assembled some device from the details. It’s called "Open" One button and one screen.

Sniper
Well, I make Persia click. I thought, baby - and say goodbye to spare parts, and it asked for money %) I entered a bill for the sample "50 rubles"

Sniper
Publishes: "Opanah, the sniper proe*al the table! And it" I thought, the bag said, that I will give up to the admin. I decided to check on every firefighter - a sting again, a half more. The answer is "Aha! What did I say!" I love our developer :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10032
 17.09.2008
xSKY (19:14:55 10/09/2008)
My mother gave me letters.
Miriam (19:15:00 10/09/2008)

Shepherd (19:15:08 10/09/2008)
You will teach.
xSKY (19:15:09 10/09/2008)
Oh the mushrooms
Shepherd (19:15:18 10/09/2008)
noticeably.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10031
 17.09.2008
infected
The more I get the experience of admin, the more sad it becomes.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10030
 17.09.2008
Now I realized that wanting to sleep is when you stop understanding even the quotes from Bach.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10029
 17.09.2008
What is the lack of confidence in the youth?
In the internal system of the document of turnover during the transfer of equipment, the act of receipt-delivery of equipment is prepared.
So I did general cleaning in the server room after the dismissal of two main administrators, found a funny document: "Act of transfer of the act of reception-transfer of equipment" o_O

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10028
 17.09.2008
Suddenly a man comes out of the nearby office, knocks on the door, with the phrase "I will not go to a special examination to a psychiatrist." I go into the office, I see the top questionnaire, apparently it. I see:"Have you ever tried smoking?" - No, "Do you smoke often?" - Yes. Have you ever wanted to commit suicide?"Yes. "Did you ever want to die?"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10027
 17.09.2008
Question to the customer: how did you break the display? Answer: I don’t know... I guess the SMS has come.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10026
 17.09.2008
Changeable:Buttons in the ears of etha crout)))))
Is there no piercing yet?and :)
Changeable: No
Changeable: by piercing
Changeable: the meaning of eyeyeye, hide it
Changeable: Fuck, I’m not going to do piercing.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10025
 17.09.2008
[Usipusi 11.09.2008 11:37:14]
I fell from the iron chair on the concrete floor today and the iron foot came into my foot.
[MC 11.09.2008 11:38:40]
Fuck, how are you feeling?
[Usipusi 11.09.2008 11:41:30]
My leg was all in blood, I can't move on, well, plus I hit my head, my head hurts, but I continue to work
[MC 11.09.2008 11:42:40]
Not to stop you)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10024
 17.09.2008
Attention: Everything on the desktop may suddenly disappear. Most likely this is due to a failed attempt by Windows Vista to do something useful.

(c) Windows Vista for teasers.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №10023
 17.09.2008
Faust
Can you drink beer with friends?In a purely male group?
Sweety
Totally masculine.
Faust
At least so.
Faust
and if emm... well, for example... just to this situation... if in a purely male collective someone uses say... yeah... women’s perfumes... well or there... help...
Sweety
I shake the throat.
Faust
Kim is clear.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10022
 17.09.2008
Asket
I read the names of drugs in the pharmacy: "Ibufen", "Ibucline"... It will be terrible when the latest drug will be released "Ibuclin";

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №10021
 17.09.2008
GremL1N: You schoolgirl told me on the phone that you are on a music bus
Tagged yellow ugu
GremL1N: What shit is it?
Azzké Yulko: drunk buryats with guitar were driving and the entire bus of drunk buryats sang them buryat songs

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №10020
 17.09.2008
KvAch: I remember three years ago, my friend and I decided to watch Star Wars Episode III. We sit, before the start of the advertising of other films as usual (this time some new fighter). On the screen a slice of tough scenes with explosions, blood, and so on. It almost ends and here, in a moment of silence, a grandmother from the front row cries out loudly to the whole hall (her attack has taken her there...) to the whole hall: "Pray to the Lord, for a terrible judgment is coming!"Then there is a man’s voice from there: “Stop, stupid fool!” and the sound of a hammer. Then the famous titles appear on the screen "once in a distant, distant galaxy. "

I don’t think I’ve seen such a homeric film anywhere.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10019
 17.09.2008
We sit without a break after thermech and programming, the two talk: - If you were given a choice of any university in general, where would you go? In Hogwarts...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10018
 17.09.2008
Boy from work:
“I don’t understand... Is he such a gentle and soulful man or just a hopeless, fairy tale dude?! to

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №10017
 17.09.2008
She: I am a decent girl!
She: I have been waiting for him from the army for 13 years!!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №10016
 17.09.2008
Uraah, I have my own apartment!! My own!! Now no one will tell me what to do and I will wash my socks where it fell!!!!!!! to
Lack_of_Hope: Blowing up, grace)))

in 4 days

RomanNnnn: Hi... (
Lack_of_Hope: How do you live a free life?
I am lying in the hospital. The pirate ran the pipe to remove stumbled on the garbage, broke his eyebrows, a brain shock.
RomanNnnn: When I go out I will move back to my parents (((

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