Looking at your sources, I understand that Russian programmers are so harsh that they collapse even in the stones to their own code.

call center
The active persons:
M - Manager of the Center
K is client.
......
Hello, the company is like that, Irina.
Q: We bought the program from you a week ago.
Congratulations on a successful purchase.
K: So your program slides and doesn’t work.
M: This is not our program.
K: And who is it?
M is yours! You bought it!
Q: What should I do with this purchase?
Q: Do you want me to switch you to the director, and you solve all the issues with him?
K: of course
Sorry, but the manager is currently busy. We can send you a specialist.
K is of course. What time to wait for him?
M: Sorry, but all the specialists are busy in the next 3 weeks. Put you in line?
K: Girl, I have to work. I can’t wait three weeks.
M: My name is Irina.
Irina, what should I do?
m: You can still buy the program: Then you will get a specialist within three days.
Q: And what will I do with two identical programs?
Work twice as much!
K is B;
M is Irina. I-R-I-A
K: (I put on the phone)

A friend wrote to me after a quarrel:

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Peace, friendship and August!
yyyy: tomatoes, ketchup, passages!

Dear citizens using Megaphone, switch to another company. MegaFon sponsors House 2!!! to

Loisou

Dialogue with Mother:

I want something for the soul... Shorts, what, buy?

Where is your soul in? 0 - O

I walk like that on the street, suits the hooper years edak 12-13.
And he issued the following: "Hey boy, give my phone with a camera to call, a?"
I started to get hysterical. Gopar was frightened. and :)

The news.
Four people are being sought in the woods of the Volgograd region. In the area of Kuščuba station lost two men, who on August 2 went to search for their teens, lost in the forest. They were able to get out of the forest on their own the next day. The search for their sons continues.
The Rangers are crazy.

Article on the Cornet
Police officers identified the hemp that he was growing in the closet.The plant was planted in a flower pot and reached almost a meter in height. Excellent conditions were created for the grass: in the apartment the police found a good supply of fertilizers. In addition, the closet was glued with a cloth that created a greenhouse effect. In such a greenhouse, a pipe for water supply and two electric bulbs for 24-hour lighting are installed. Install the ventilator immediately. andquot;

Megacity commentary
For a good reward, lawyers will prove that this unfortunate man just got a fungus in the furniture...From moisture...And he tried to fight it....For example- poisoned with domestic fertilizers, burned with a lamp, ventilated with a fan)))) But unfortunately.... The fungus won....And then he decided to smoke it with friends))))) "

That you are such a young man, an adult man.

2: No, not exactly so.

Why did you call me last night?
We thought you were not sleeping.
X did not sleep.
Did you not sleep at night?? to

* FreeWater has joined #C
<FreeWater> how many keynesians do you need to write keynesians??????????????? to
<Vaness> Oh God kill him!!! to
* FreeWater has left #C
<Vaness> Thank you gods!!!! to

One tubeman wanted to spit in the window...out of the run...just not jumped up and forward it went...good that the first floor...falled out of the window, broke his nose and arm...

Demi
Can you do it when your ears are ripped? Tell me to honour

Bigfoot
Given your spelling, you probably get your brains =)

Large company, IT department
The programmer sits in the headphones, labs with the admins in StarCraft 2x2,.. silence, singing and abnormal, for development, the rate of clicking with the mouse and the key. At the culmination moment, the silence is broken by an exhausting cry "Light the base!!! The Holy Spirit!!!!11"....In the vicinity of the shareholders room, the walls of plaster... At the meeting, the boss had to explain to the shareholder that "The light of the base" is such a programming jargon, said the programmer did not see the database, and was nervous. I think at that moment. I was nervous too.)

My-Me
Where are you going?

The Khanty

I am 16:21) :
Alena what brought from there)))

Thirteen (16:22) :
and ?

Thirteen (16:22) :
I would bring myself from there.

My and I (16:22)
Yes, you’re still that guy ?

If I continue to spend so much time in the ashe, I will become a chatbot in my next life.

The narrowness of the mind with the breadth of views cannot be corrected.

The case was. and naturally. Two years ago in Tallinn.

The Beer House Restaurant. I sit with my wife and child, next door.

The company is Lithuanian. A waitress approaches them. Binded

“The dialogue.” In the “English”:

G – guests

O – The waitress



This is from Ziz. How to match?

O – Zis is the myth. So many crowns.

Is this Ziz? What about Menny Grams?

O (translates helplessly to Estonian) - Utshuquayalan. Ehualiamae is

Grams (Type of



(Then all in the same spirit, from tongue to tongue, minutes ten)



Listen, do you speak Russian?

O – Yes

Why do you fuck our brains?

I’m not a fucker, you were the first.



(the order was placed within a minute)



The Evil

Do you know that...

Your child will live longer if you give him to the navy.

xxx: all, ppc, it is time to tie with fiber optic welding
YYY: And what happened?
xxx: in the right eye some black spot appeared and has been lasting for a week :(
yyy: you would go to the doctor, check the retina... you look - insurance would get... type of work injury and all that :)
xxx: Do you think one beaten pixel pulls on a warranty case?