I called the elevator with a double click.

Neurozx sadly remembered the times when by the melody of the call, one could recognize the model of the satellite.

to this:
The eye travels. From it two good guys of the kind of the country jump out and... dumbly drag through the dirt their pipe.

Epta, 640 kg, two of us, pulling...
They did not translate into Russians toli richari, toli p...boli.

I stand in the line, I look at the cashier... on the baggage: Fiona Love... And I think... Shrek?O O O O

*Vikuzko(s)

O great internet, let me eat!

I heard on TV:

...it angers me like the binoculars angered Kutuzov!

It was a long time ago, but was very pleased with the inscription "Who lost the mask" with a red mask (as it turned out later) on a concrete wall... And next to the inscription was a arrow, pointing to the wall-pulled mask in a somewhat "spotted" state, which was peacefully lying on the asphalt and waiting for its owner...

Max is
You saw the flies exploding.
Max is
? to
wine
O_O
wine
No is
wine
and what?
Max is
I just hit the food in the microwave heated up and there accidentally flew the flies....I so dumb fly flying and then on the mouth
Max is
exploded
wine
Listen to work.
wine
Pizzeria

by Roldo:
The game of chess,
by E2-E4.
H1 to N1.
I give up.

XX: Okay, we will walk along the shore, go down to the beach and swim there. I will swim quietly to you, cling to you, start kissing your lips, neck, chest. I can feel your torso. I will take you to the end and take you to the shore. What will you do then? and :P

Aspirin Aspirinich: Then I will drag you into the dressing room and rape you in the most perverse way.

XX: And I will scream and people will intercede for me. This is so. and :P

Aspirin Aspirinich: When I say that you are an employee of GIBDD, people will start to applaud me and morally encourage me, and whoever has been deprived of the rights, they will help you to get to the dressing room :-D

Look at the pictures:
Oh, the Soviet electric!
Q: What kind of electricity is this? It is a cargo. God, don’t let us live up to such electricity! Such electric cars only go to Magadan, you know.

I often dream of an elevator going horizontally. by this sign I learned to cut off in a dream that it is a dream and I tell the companions in the elevator that you know gentlemen, of course, you look very real, but you do not exist, you dream to me.
Leonid: And they answer, “Sasha, we’re not in the elevator, we’re in the tram!”

I went out to smoke on the balcony. On the street is ZIL yellow-red and out of it so melodically "and the world broke up напополаааааам"...

not funny.
How got the minors, writing about how they love sex, and whether it is possible to make minettes in breaks! I go past school and hear the conversation of two 12-year-old girls: ''When are you sleeping with him? You have been walking for 2 weeks!'' This is where the degradation begins! My first man was 19 years old. I am his first too. We are peers. We are going to get married and we are not afraid that ''s partner is not with anyone to compare's. Many don’t believe it, but I beg you, girls, don’t turn the country into a bordel. There are good, decent guys, you just need to patiently look for them, and not push your legs in front of every butt, say, I will not get married, so at least I get fucked up.
Bring it to the top.

nick
I saw this day, the girl in an open dress crossed the wide road to the red. He didn’t even speed up, he sneaked. slowed down, missed

nick
A rare animal from the Red Book.

We have a teacher at the faculty with the name Kenis.
The first lecture. He enters...

-Hello, my name is Mikhail Semenovich, and I will write my name on the board so that they don't question me.

You know what I do when I’m bored at work and have no one to talk to? 😉

YYY: What is it?

XXX: The Roundup

I sit with my father in the kitchen. My mother passes by.
M: I have found it. It lies where usual. (It is leaving)
A: And what did she find?
I: (Lowing down my voice) Gold.
Q: What other gold?
I am the neighbor. (with a dark determination) which must become mine. I’m going to hunt the neighbors right now. (I go out, I come back with the stumbling and I start hardly forging the ceiling)
O: O_O

Well, not to explain to him that my mother planned to do repairs in the kitchen and asked me to shake the bead from the ceiling. And the stumbling for the implementation of this plan could not be found for a long time.

The parents!! If your child asks for 100 rubles per night - don't dare to refuse him!!! Because in nine months he will ask for you a lot more!!! to
All parents are dedicated...
With respect, Father Egor.

by mail.ru
"My brother and I have a problem: we decided to pour a carburetor cleaner into the tank. And when it was poured, a stopping ring fell from the throat of the bubble into the tank. It is plastic, it will probably use gasoline!!! First we tried to get him by a bicycle spark, but it turned out to be short and we accidentally dropped it into the tank. Then they tried to get the spit with the help of a magnet: they took a larger magnet and dropped it into the throat of the tank. But they didn’t think and the magnet clung to the wall of the tank from the inside. They began to shake, and the beetle soaked and rubbed around the magnet’s edge. He also stayed in the gasoline tank. In order to pull out at least a magnet, they took the largest key that had ever been able to climb into the throat in the hope that it would catch the magnet. The rope was thick. But it turned out to be synthetic, and while we caught the magnet, gasoline turned it off.
So now in the gas tank lies a ring, a magnet, a spearhead and a gauge key.
Tell me how to get it all out of there.
We are afraid to go back into the backs again. Can I ride that way?

The brothers are not fooled!!! to
I’m going to go with the vacuum cleaner and get it all!!!!))))))