<< on the boy of the Korean outdoors the branded pedegree maid with the inscription "just we really love dogs" - this is a creative!
by KesD:
Fuck Valera, you’re worried, why every time you lie to the girls with screams you don’t want to get acquainted with the Bones, why you’re sewing in the tracks, you’re digging in the roofs at my house, why you’re always demanding a discount in the shops, why a fool? Why do you eat on the train and let the saliva go under the disabled? Hahaha you are doing that!! Are you a fool?
by Valera:
I will answer you only after you explain what you do with the gay magazine for the month of August?
(the case in Tirassol was, during the flood flooded the central square)
Digitally
Oh, I would have seen the dwarfs!
Vodka - Crystal
What is?
Digitally
Two days before yesterday in the square bathed, drank vodka standing on the belt in the water, then sent a nahuy 2 sets of mints and took off from them on the other side of the Dniester to float.
Vodka - Crystal
The gesture.
Digitally
Surprising guys like that.
Sister of Talent! I told the girl after 5 minutes.
The sex...
“Aphorisms are not written for fools,” the girl replied.
Beginning of the 90s, studies at the Military University, Military Law Faculty,
training corps, a group of healthy young guys, 28 people who, as
Always at this age, greedy for female attention.
There is a classroom in our group, a regular class, three rows of ordinary classes.
table side by door, face to face with the teacher's table on the elevation
20 cm, behind the board, behind the board (behind the wall) the chief's office
The Faculty.
Leads the class beautiful spectacular girl, legs from ears, spikes,
A young woman, a feminist who knows the price of herself, who doesn’t call us otherwise.
It’s a contempt for “men.” She came to class in a mini-jacket, a shirt.
by cutting, on the spikes, in general, the impression of "irritating" is very stable.
I’m in the front row, in front of the teacher’s desk.
There’s a job right there.
Suddenly I see a cute mouse coming out of the teacher’s table.
Small, small and funny. I am without a back-thinking, from surprise
(for the first time in 2 years), I push my neighbor’s elbow and say in half a voice, “Oh,
“Look at the mouse!” The neighbor heard me, yes, but didn’t have time to react. trouble
What she heard and she...
You probably guess what should happen, but how does it happen?
It happened!
The glasses were crying, the walls were trembling, the students were trembling and frozen.
The shock. Our teacher with open eyes, without rushing,
interrupted by half a word, with a twist, in my opinion, even without pushing away
From the floor, like a ninja climbing on the teaching table with his back to us,
ceasing to whistle even during inhalation, on the tubes (like in the toilet)
Hold your hands at the table! Presented the posture? And it visits! Here is
From the big letter. It was a shock for me, too.
The others? They have not heard of the mouse. For them it looked like
A beautiful superstitious girl, cut off, suddenly jumped to the table, very
Comfortably on the corks arranged his most appetizing part of the body at the level
our eyes and stretched, long, curled as a wolf on
The damned wall on the wall.
Here the door flies from the cock and enters the office with the burning righteous.
with angry eyes, to help the raped lady, like a knight, our nachfak (above)
2 meters in height and 3 in width). It freezes, first
acoustic shock, then in shock.
I presented a picture, right? Cabinet, three rows of parts, behind them with square
The eyes, the eyes, the eyes, the eyes, the eyes, the eyes, the eyes,
Back to them, in a shattered mini jersey, cancer on the corks, on the table.
The elevation is on the plate, outstretched, baggery from the roof, s
with unfocused eyes, a madly beautiful girl...
The building trembles.
And like in cartoons, in the doors one above the other the heads of students from
neighboring cabinets, with freezing as they appear the same
expressions on the faces.
Here the mouse withdrew from the shock and slipped somewhere, leaving a lump. The Sirene
have turned off. Red as a cancer predecessor quietly descended from the table, gathered things
and left. We never saw her again...
If a man is talented, he is talented in everything, with idiots the same.
The situation.
abc:Bla ща such a concert saw, ppc to tears
and xyz:? to
abc: I go out of China city, and at the crossroads on the street the grandmothers are sitting all kinds of berries trade.. comes "musik" new, the body falls out of it, runs to the grandmother and grit the grandmother delicious blueberry is not radioactive? Poppy God, try it on the milk. He hurts and immediately falls on the asphalt and beats in convulsions. My grandmother walks in the wharf.
Xyz: Yes you are...
abc: Ah, and the guy rises up and eats: VASYAN SNEAL SNEAL???)))
xyz: aaaaah a cute guy )))))))))))))))
From the news: "The chemical industry is moving to Windows Vista" soon exactly the end of the world...
In the corridor there is a lump from somebody.
2nd is
Even though there is no one in our office...
2nd: Pidoggy has gone
Third: Scuco
1: Everyone is out.
Only 4 people in the office.
1: Except for me
2 and you? 0 - O
I looked nervously under the shirt.
1: No... my lashes on the metse
1: the
C:Documents and SettingsAll UsersDocumentsPrivatePornoMy dog porn
They sold old cars, exhibited what was. One of them is UAZIK with the number 404 NOT. Only how many accountants did not look for, could not find a report on him. The 404...
Skin
The aunt on the television one told that they and her husband were driving this way, she was an athlete and all the way on the big and he was on the car behind her, so she was driving on the roads, says the drivers ride around you in 2 meters, so that God can not scare or hit, respect.
Jabbie
and ah. And it is considered to be a special chic to drive a bicycle rider, especially a bus or truck, so that the ears are placed on him and he is from the ocean in general into the bucket.
Skin
It is clean)))
Arh@ngel: How does Andrew live there? O_O
Loki: Yes, it’s okay, Scuco, it’s okay ;) I complained here (secretly) to Yershov that for his 5-hour delay I’m on him, I quote: “Oral like a boy.”
Arh@ngel: Poor O_Oh, let it be better to say thank you that you’ve spoken like a boy, not that you’ve spoken like a kid!! to
From the Izhevsky Forum:
XX: This theme is devoted to the Summer Olympics in Beijing.
You can leave your comments and opinions about the Olympics.
YYY: NEWS: the world's first rocket Maria Sharapova will not be able to participate in the Olympic Games due to a shoulder injury.
ZZZ: I would like to send a greeting to the passans from my area and wish them a sea of jiggull and semak.
Is it possible to watch good TV?
2 – I don’t have a TV. Only in the kitchen and in my mom’s room, but there is no couch in the kitchen, and in my mom’s room!
People, when they go into new games, go out of the graphics, engine, something else.
And when I first entered the WV, I was upset by the fact that I entered it.
caterpillar (09:35:23 5/08/2008)
By the way,
caterpillar (09:35:41 5/08/2008)
I bought a vaginal ball yesterday.
caterpillar (09:36:04 5/08/2008)
called a vanilla.
caterpillar (09:36:21 5/08/2008)
Oh is
caterpillar (09:36:42 5/08/2008)
Sorry
Arthur (09:41:41 5/08/2008)
Arthur (09:41:47 5/08/2008)
All there
Arthur (09:42:10 5/08/2008)
From this place, I ask for more details.
Rothschild
Whom should I send out so that my nerves don’t joke?
Katya
You can ?
Rothschild
Walk to Nashville
Rothschild
Fuck to Duran.
Rothschild
I didn’t even come from the sea.
Rothschild
A fucking book for two months.
Katya
good)
Rothschild
That with the beloved guy started dating a friend fuck said
Rothschild
Fucking girlfriend is called
Rothschild
This fucking goat.
Rothschild
Three months of cooking.
Rothschild
<SMILE>id=402 alt=':Smile to the ears:'</SMILE>
Rothschild
Super cute, it made it easier.
Tagged with (0:57) :
Is it necessary to ask for forgiveness for FSE?
Question of the client:
Tell me, jealousy, here you put Kaspersky to me so he is updating it to me, or is it just rolling in the corner?
......
Q: Do you work in the car shop?? to
Kisssa: Yes, I am a car sales manager.
-T9ma: Super, so you are my colleague))) And which cars do you trade?
Kisssa: Well, we have three pieces of red, a couple of blue, and you can still find a yellow. There is something to choose from.
T9ma: My feet are in my mouth, so you are an expert on cars! Do you carry out a sales plan?
- Kisssa: No ((((
The 9th: Shut up!? to
Kisssa: What are you?
-T9ma: *T9ma fell under the table.