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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №6637
 10.06.2008
<Swem> yet knowledge is power... I am the first copy of my diploma note has already two axes today (8

I read it three times... then I realized that here "os" is not an operational.

Fuck, I read it five times, and if it wasn’t the second line, I’t get X_X.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №6636
 10.06.2008
I was at the prosecutor’s office this morning.
XXX: The system is disrupted
xxx: found a piece of 15 porn movies... probably the materials of the investigation

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №6635
 10.06.2008
I build a shop. to myself. I’m so excited that I’m already dreaming of a whore all begins.
I dream that I work in my own store as a salesman. Just for some reason it is closed, and I am standing on the street, and putting the puddles in a canned jar. Parachutes in a bunch, stems with a staple. My master comes - a cast clown from the "House of 1000 bodies", we go into the store, and there is such a wooden throne and around it all kinds of herbs and spices in bags... and here he says to me through the shoulder: "You guys have worked well, you will have to work with me for another 20 months... and you have 3 kilograms of anashi."
At this time, my wife is pushing me, and I opened my eyes and hesitated not waking up and answering this shit: "And go on the fucking, grandfather!"
I don't know what my wife thought, but she went to work before me, and on the table a thousand rubles and a note: "Go out in the evening for a snack with the guys, or buy Novopassit. You will soon be out" :)

Do you build near Tobol in Kurgan? With everyone so...

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №6634
 10.06.2008
City of Sanchez:
I got a crossword question: which bird puts its own enema using its own clove?
It was Chibi.
Figase nature over the bird joke! O_O

Me and myself:
It is important not to sneeze during the procedure.

The main thing is not to stumble.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №6633
 10.06.2008
I recently came here to put inets.
It was fun to watch the mattress who sat in front of the black Linux console and waited for the wheel to load.
Prethot said the phrase "you need to replace the wheel of the march, it seems like you are dead."

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6632
 10.06.2008
kP: so fuck up, just for the sake of saying "Predest!"

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №6631
 10.06.2008
serejke:...all girls like girls, and my little that odmin, also quotes a ridiculous tower:(

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №6630
 10.06.2008
I don’t want to go on the bus, only the plane.
I have not been flying for a long time...
There will be a normal plane, not like in Simferopol.
Maybe it won’t even blow out the window :)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №6629
 10.06.2008
Little Vladimir Putin never greedy and allowed other children to ride their bicycle after the second round.

But I was always in the luggage.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №6628
 10.06.2008
I am flying in the plane. In front of me sits the GlamCallhouse style defach and tells the scanword. For five minutes, he has been thinking hard, biting his pen, looking through his shoulder. From the whole scanword is solved only:
"Four shells" - "LITR".

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №6627
 10.06.2008
[20:03:02] <[raz]raul> all the nonsense
[20:03:06] <[raz]raul>
[20:03:18] <[raz]raul> all*
[20:03:20] <[raz]raul>
[20:03:27] <[raz]raul> all good luck*

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №6626
 10.06.2008
Nothing destroys virginity like curiosity.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №6625
 10.06.2008
Tishina-i-Shum: I wiped my socks today. conducted a complete inventory. It turns out that if you wear three socks every day, it will be enough for exactly a week.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №6624
 10.06.2008
Lessy: I’ll be at 7 o’clock, wait.
I'm going to be in the cold, don't wait for me :)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №6623
 10.06.2008
The common mistake of bad bosses: they think they are twisting the gauge, and on the other hand.

Actually, they are cutting the springs.



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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №6622
 10.06.2008
http://world.lib.ru/g/golub_n_m/pab96.shtml



I recently read how well they deal with beggars in Australia :)

“In Melbourne, we have found a clever way to fight this phenomenon. Recently

There were a lot of beggars there, although the social security system in the

The country is well arranged. The authorities issued special

cards that could be taken in any newspaper box, ticket box

taxpayers, etc., and recommended that citizens instead of paying

Pray for these cards. On the card is printed the address.

Benefits of food distribution.”

As a result of this measure, the number of pseudo-hungry people has decreased by several.

and once.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №6621
 10.06.2008
Moved to a new house. I wake up with the first perforators.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №6620
 10.06.2008
xxx (01:16:59 7/06/2008)
You are silent fucking.

yyy (01:17:14 7/06/2008)
I am a fucker.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6619
 10.06.2008
Den_iS> Now students are writing a checklist on Operating Systems. Student on the question: "Note the differences between the demon process and the zombie process", - issued, quote (orthography and punctuation are preserved):
The process of zombies in contact with other processes infects them, and they also become zombies. The demonic process kills other processes, sprinkling their soul (data segments).

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №6618
 09.06.2008
Mad: Handwriting is when you have a bunch of little stuff on the jeans, and you take them off, fold and throw into the closet or hang on the back of the chair so that all the coins remain in your pockets.
Nikka_limonka: Is it bad to take off a girl’s jeans so that all the coins are left in her pocket?
Frsp: Is it hard to remove a girl so that all the coins are left in your pocket?

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