<1> Do you hang on the tower?
<2> no..there are eternal tricks about girls..and about what they are stupid
<1> you are not
<2> Do you remember the quote about the ship? So I know for sure that in 2.5 hours the water will reach 5 degrees!
<1> yes

I recently argued with a girl that the fact is mat..she said that if the Russian letters it doesn't roll.. I had to create a translator who said that I was right..

<Nexis> Quote: "It is already known that the shooting of the fifth part of the painting "Rambo" of Sylvester Stallone will take place in Bulgaria. The film is set in Arizona, where John Rambo returns from Burma.
Next Next post: When Will John Rambo Die?? to
<Kind[er]> Rambo 4rever =)
<Nexis> or he will die on the battlefield from old age
Nexis, at 150 years of life, chasing the next enemy and waving a trunk with a laser sword built in it, stumbling on a camel, falls, hits his head and dies...

Root HerEyDal
He previously served in the Radio Technical Brigade.
Root HerEyDal
This is my celebration!! to
NoMad
WOW
NoMad
You are sober like a pig.
Root HerEyDal
Deadly
NoMad
Just a fucking sober
Root HerEyDal
in Bristol
NoMad
Treasurable Subsidiary
NoMad
How much can I drink??? All the money, fuck you bring home!! to
NoMad
stands, does not even wander, not a single cane has stumbled, all clean, as if there is no lawn on the street!!! to
NoMad
Look at your friends! They have been drunk since Tuesday, not you!! to
NoMad
Where do you go to sleep, why did you come home so early? Go for a beer fast!! to
NoMad
And that I will not see you here sober anymore... I will not let you on the threshold!! to

One head is good, but two breasts are better.

A: I think it’s time to check.
B: I’ve noticed it a long time ago.
A: This is not the point. In general, he recorded files on the flash, why did he take the cap into his mouth. The fact is that while I was recording - the cover has disappeared somewhere.
B is ))
A: The first thought was: Eaten. But then, as it felt, he thought he could go somewhere else. In the morning I wake up from it. What’s out of the cowards. Guess what it was.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

She: Are you ready?
Go to my side.)

I can only find two identical socks ?

She: Okay, then I will have time to wash my head *rofl*

My friend told me yesterday.
His wife urged him to try to sit behind the wheel, to check if she likes to drive a car, if so, then she will study.
For safety, they left the city, and she took the wheel and walked through the steppe. They are going, a slide. She asks:
Where can I turn here? Left or right?
Where you want!
She went straight!

Today on the media site of the provider posted a video. I quote :
The inauguration of the third president - Dmitry Medvedev (2008) TVRip

Genre: Documentary
Year of Release: 2008
Country : Russia
Directed by: V.V Putin is

The actors:
D. A. Medvedev V.V. Putin is

Description of:
Dmitry Medvedev took office as President of Russia. A ceremony of inauguration was held at the Grand Kremlin Palace. The new head of the country asked the previous leader of the state for support, and he guaranteed it.

xxx: my cat came and lay down on the mouse carpet...I tend to stretch to the place where the mouse usually lives...the hook - and there the cat!I have already tried 5th with his head to do something))))
xxx: he wakes up, shakes off from such disgust and falls asleep again!))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: the tail)))
YYYYYYYYY
Give it to the tail ?
YYY: electricity 2.0 is necessary)))
Is it a PS/2 or USB?
yyy: or radio transmitter feed a cat - will be a wireless cat)
yyy: the batteries will be stuck in the ass))) *ROFL*

1419094 [ +ḳa &#8722; ] [:ḳa:] [discuss] added 2008-05-08 05:49
My girlfriend is so harsh that she grumbles during sex


Are you sure that this is a girl? and?

To all the veterans who have passed through the whole WOW and who have not survived to our days, is dedicated. We remember and love you!

Dark night only bullets whisper on the steppe
Only the wind blows in the wires, the stars blink
In the dark night, I know you don’t sleep.
And in the child's bed secretly you wipe tears
How I love the depth of your loving eyes
How I want to cling to them now with my lips
The dark night divides our beloved
And an alarming black steppe lay between us.

I believe in you, my dear friend.
This belief from the bullet kept me in a dark night.
I am glad I am calm in the deadly battle.
I know you will meet me with love no matter what happens to me.
Death is not terrible with her many times we have met in the steppe
Here and now, she turns around me.
You wait for me and don’t sleep at the baby bed.
So I know nothing will happen to me.

He is:
Yes is. You take me off the turn. I have been looking for you so long.
He is:
I shed lightning on your blouse.
She is:
I have no lightning, I have buttons.
He is:
by Fuck. Then I break the buttons.
She is:
I stretch your belt.
He is:
To touch you gently.
She is:
You can feel my breath.
He is:
And not only do I feel you fully, even your most forbidden places.
She is:
I put your handcuffs to the bed.
He is:
Wow, I’m already all over excited.
She is:
I pull my bag and get...
She is:
wax strips, I do you hair removal of your legs, you are scratching from pain, and I say, ‘You went to her with your whirlwind! A thick, bald 40-year-old uncle! You can’t write anymore!"I knock on the door and go.

The admin! I never got an activation code on the box! I don’t know how to turn differently. by Neudachnitsa

xxx: became so kind that Cat Leopold compared to me is a vicious occupant and a fascist :)

<JHEF>
My President is Prime Minister!

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Conversation of two friends:

Artist
If you had a penis... every morning you get up and he wakes up... well, more accurately, he is already up, and you are not yet... but you still have to shave.

Artist
She herself

Parradoxx
It is all shit.

Parradoxx
Look at it on the other side - you get up and your member is happy))))))))

If we had a plan before May 7, then now we will just suck our leg hard.

And what for the weekend?
Timor: Da Hert knows him. If no one has offered anything, we will lay on the couch in front of a large screen with a projector, we will cover up with a pledge and we will watch movies and drink beer, and in the breaks to fuck.
White: Oh... a good idea!
Milla, not with you.