I am a jealous person, but I am not jealous of you.

June (15:27:33 18/12/2007)
I make a proposal:
to develop and put into operation a system of early warning in the form of a light board with the illuminated inscription "Hawaii", which is included when approaching the premises of the IT department of persons who can erroneously interpret the activities of the employees of the IT department by testing the performance of components of computing equipment (video card, monitor, manipulator, mouse, etc.) with the help of software complexes with a high share of loading of these devices (so-called "games")

HHH
Lovely girl 😉
WOWU
What other girl? How many years have I seen it?? to
HHH
The boy doesn’t do that.

I went to H!
WOW : What?
Excuse me, Dmitry Sergeevich
What does it mean forgive me! I am in the board of directors! It all came out on the projector.
You are fired.
HH: Or maybe not?
You have to be fired!
Then I went to h*j.
See also: bl

Order to the IT Service (real history)
XXX: Due to the fact that the working surface of the desk is covered with lacquer, the operation of the optical mouse is not quite correct, the mouse movement is sharp, often scratched, does not correspond to the movement assigned by the hand of the operator. In this regard, please allocate me a mouse carpet to improve my performance, preferably with a silicone pillow to support the wrist.
YYY: To prevent false operation of the optical mouse sensor, we suggest you use a specially designed sheet of A4 white paper. You can get it in room 506. Unfortunately, at the moment there are only sheets without a silicone pillow available, so the wrist operator will have to support itself.
If you want to use your own A4 sheet, keep in mind that with a paper density of less than 80 g/m2, the positioning accuracy of the handset will be insufficient for comfortable operation.

Q: So, did you go, when the last race girl sparted?
I am a programmer...
Please forgive me :)

...
No, it is necessary to stop playing in the line when you are nervously walking around the store and waiting for white bread.

MatFuck: You hear that Windows betrayed! He, sending the error report, made a mistake and offered to send the error report when sending the error report.

Sheff: There was a joke - it was boring to play alone in Mortal Kombat - I persuaded my wife, gave her an uncomfortable part of the keyboard - no matter, I say, you get used to it again, and it is difficult for me to re-learn. Well, I did it once, well two, well five. And it is all. Further
She soaked me in any form in two minutes. Well still would. How to get to its 500 characters per minute by the ten-finger blind method...

Call to Tech Support:
Admin: Do you have...?
I am standing!
I am about the router.
I: And he too!

Those who solve the problems of delaying the reaction of coli with menthol with the help of vaseline and other means.

The tablet is tired with a thread that clamps between the lid and the throat so that the lid hides the tablet. The cover is twisted, clamping the thread. A piece of thread is cut off. When opened, the pill falls into the bottle and the reaction always starts at the right time.

What is a hectare equal to?
Thread: 1024 MB
What about an ordinary hectare?
YYY :? *Usage and use on Wikipedia*

You have to go under the barrel 😉
Is he sleeping behind the toilet? OOO

Sophia (13:58:38 16/12/2007)
Electricity has eaten

Sophia (13:59:03 16/12/2007)
At the Bazaar my mom pulled

Sophia (13:59:11 16/12/2007)
not sleeping

VoRoN@ (14:00:07 16/12/2007)
You have to write hockey.)

The tongue under the shit.
We now have a mining office.

Sveta : Listen, and why do newcomers start on board the catch?
When the ass is wet.
Are you wet of snow or of fear?

You are added
Blonde Blonde
Hi, what is your name?
Blonde Blonde
Are you Dennis?
Blonde Blonde
Allo
Flying
Hello to Dasha!
No, I am not Denis.
My name is Jenny.
I am 21 years old and I am a student of the fifth year of the Faculty of Applied Mathematics and Physics.
If you don’t want to discuss the aspects of parsing XML, developing web services on ASP.NET and creating landscapes in fractal generators now, then we’re unlikely to find a common language.

Blonde Blonde
How boring you are, Jenny! I was actually looking for a friend, but I probably didn't find it...Sorry for the worry!

Blonde Blonde
So far

Flying
Farewell to my fifteen year old.
In the slumber of an abandoned half-station, in the dark shadows of the NKVD, on the desert street of midnight Luberc – everywhere my soul will be heated by the memories of the glorious and warm moments of our friendly communication.

What is more difficult: to choose from dirty socks - clean? Or just a couple?

A friend over the girl joked.The elevator at his home is a little brake-after pressing the floor button he brakes a couple of seconds.Well he at her after pressing the button pronounces his name and the elevator naturally touches.She is extremely surprised, but the type does not look, silent.
After a couple of months she comes home to him and cries: I am tired of constantly pronouncing your name, what the modern elevators went for... :D

Tiger (21:40:03 16/12/2007)
Two words and ignorance.

Tiger (21:40:13 16/12/2007)
The 6th is the last.

by YAHOO (21:40:43 16/12/2007)
Do not send a petition!! to