Did you know that, according to Wikipedia, the word HUGE expresses the triumph of the irrational over the rational beginning?

Bayman: tell me where the codecs can be downloaded
Dronishe: Yandex has become paid? O_O
Did you have fun on Google?
Dronishe: Rambler is unavailable?
Dronishe: I give a hint:
Dronishe: Follow the White Rabbit
Dronishe: tfu, I wanted to say:
Dronishe: K-lite codec pack

Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Stop this horror! Which fool has invented adding himself to the contact list!!!? I added myself... type set the status that I sleep... fell down in the eve... the bot turned on... well and decided to check... what really will be if I write myself...

Shut up this bot who is nibut! I have a Miranda! Open the main window. The second hour of the battle will be the second hour of the battle, the second hour of the battle will be the second hour of the battle.

If you’re having sex and talking to me at the same time, I think it’s disrespectful.
Yyy: What a coincidence, she also says the same.)

Yesterday you came from the corporate New Year, I took off your boots, told you a hundred compliments, patiently listened to who they gave gifts, what a fool this Nelly Stepanovna, I danced with you three times your favorite song from Criminal Chiv, twice fucked you, on your capriza opened champagne, how I put you to sleep, smoothed your hair...
Today I came from the corporation: - long discussions, why it is so late and why the mask on the shirt, then a shirt on the e@lu and went to the x#y, drunk cattle, I don't talk to you.
Where is equality?

QQQ: Hi fool, how are you?and :)
www: oh how fun, hi-hi))) hihix))) uty-puty)) Huli need to?

Nightwish: The Phantom of the Opera

Outside with Ma-A-Acoa
Inside and Inside,
Colored kra-a-ascoy
The wall of Gor-e-it.

and solo be-e-jezen
and exploded,
Orchestra of smie-e-eshan
I played moty-i-y.

A guard with ra-a-action
and the sirene,
Decorations in A-Action
I was a pu-y-yl.

He disputes with the wicked.
Looking in the eyes of A.
by Kulli-i-isami
I am a sa-a-am

to the scientist,
Odeon is not you.
and shredder included,
Inside the cats.

The doors are open,
The soul is.
The Ghost of O-O-Opera
and NIPE-E is

In the smoke of
I smoke calya-ya-yan
And the coal,
The whole of life is A-A-A.

The ticket is not yours.
and the fantasy,
I sit and read,
I will sleep with pot-o-o.

c) GiG

If I had two fuckles, I would put them both on the robot and put them!

This was brief to all my friends.
If 0 comes back, you don’t have any fucking friends.
If the 3 come back, take them away!
If 5 comes back, then you have a lot of fools on your contact list.
If 10 or more come back, you, fool, with full contact of fools!!! to

Odmins and progamers are like butterflies. Stretch the monitors in the dark and drive it away later.

Oh yeah, you remember, when you were a little boy... Daddy, you were driving, you were in the back seat, you were looking out the window. And there drivers are sad, tired... You smile at them, and they start to smile and look much more fun!and :)
YYY: Yes, it was a good time...And now they’ll think it’s a pitch!and (

1: Where are you? Has Katie called?
I'm a shit, and I'm not going to fuck anyone, I can't do it!
1 of 1 :)?
2: fucking, fucking Nokia with my t-9 - I'm home, and I'm not going to call anyone, you call you better. and :-)
c) Yaaff

<Sextil> What are you doing?
<Ksyufka> Yes, I found a mosaic with Leopold on the balcony, I sit and collect
<Sextil> em. Khush, you are 25 years old. Maybe married?
<Ksyufka> and what a marriage!! The box is new! Not even printed!
<Sextil> aa.. well if only so O_o

From ASI
The xxx:
Mystery is fucking. The cow stands - the hole is ready, the bull comes in the ass of the duck. What is it? The child in the morning in kindergarten asked
YYYY :
Victor Ivanovich is fucking!!! Come back, we have a meeting in 15 minutes.

Dmitriy is blue! I stumble! O_O
Oleg: Who is that?
Dmitriy: I was taken away from the Shaurma! Fuck you!! O_O
Oleg: *exit from the fall* How is it?
Dmitriy: Well, on the break I went to the subway to shake up a little. I bought her mother and attaché to the side, I stand a little bit. The dog is sitting and watching hypnosis.
Oleg: Well and
Dmitriy: Yuli well. The second was behind me and I was sitting. So this second dog like fucking haffnet, so I scared haffchik and rattled out. The first quickly picked up and ran away.
Dmitriy: The pirate of Quitta. What silence
Oleg is blue! Sorry for the inconvenience of printing.
Oleg: You got to the Shaurman Hop Stop!
Dmitriy: The Mafia O_O

Mevlin> Ppc brother is growing (3 class). I teach him something ahead of school, he begins to penetrate in school.
My parents called (I went with them). As it turned out, my brother and the teacher had an interesting dialogue:
Where did you come out so clever?? to
To paint or to show you gestures?

Mr: Yesterday was at the architect’s work!
Aunt is so rough that even the bullstery leads in the carcass)))

Peep: Drawing the backs?

Mr:Uhu..Really, I saw her opened Kadov sheet healthy, and on it randomly small tables are racked - payments, accounts of all kinds... she rules them with her hands, and then sets out - and sends them to print)))

Land: Everything that we have in Russia goes on television can be clearly described in two terms:
1st Full of shit.
2nd Full of shit.

Myths: - Good evening, young man, you know that according to the bla bla bla use of alcoholic beverages is prohibited, you are fined...
The bottle is still closed!
Myth: You were going to use it!! to
(10 seconds pause for my craving)
I: - Well you, fucking, gather to punish me and we will disperse like ships in the sea!! to
(10 seconds pause for their swinging)
charged and gone

X – Colonel

My friends told me a funny story yesterday. They have a Busya cat, and they love this cat... to smash toys.
Someone gave their daughter a funny toy – a mouse, you press on it, and she says, “I love you!” In the words of a familiar:
I wake up at night because of this toy. I think she's like a grandmother's daughter, who's playing with her? I get up, turn on the light, and there Busya fucking her in the whole roast, and the mouse cries: I love you!!! I love you!! I love you!!and "

** after reading the quotation pressed on the mouse and he wept
" and Let’s repeat"