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[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №124
 16.12.2007
Travolta: Scuco, in the corridor from the rain hanged such harry, which in the half jumped on the head and they had to be mounted to fuck, now I get out of the office and nervous.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №123
 16.12.2007
Training Course "Basics of Linux Administration"
Download of lectures (MS Word format)

<bubajazz> They’re getting fucked!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №122
 16.12.2007
Looking forward to news releases:
Today in the Kremlin the Prime Minister V.V. Putin gathered the president and ministers for a meeting and asked strictly about the results of the implementation of the country’s development program in the medium term.

and max_tm

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №121
 16.12.2007
History has burned today.
Grit: My daughter has only achieved the fifth point in her life.
They all slept :D
Then after a second added: well kind of persistence...))

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №120
 16.12.2007
Why can a text presentation with two small images weigh 14 megabytes???? to
2: The soul is invested

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №119
 16.12.2007
The download of the file will start in 5 seconds.
If the download did not start automatically, press the "shut down button!and "
c) Emily

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №118
 16.12.2007
xxx: I wonder what odmins in the strip club red hat?

Which strip club have you never heard of?

xxx: well tamas type of male striptease there and odmin probably catches in strings))

yyy: fucking you know I even ask him for what purpose you were interested in and what fucking you know the name of the male strip club and more generally where the button ignore

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №117
 16.12.2007
xxx: conspiracy campaign - contact ceased georgians
See also: OMG!
Another incomprehensible combination of letters! He wants to break my mosque!and ((
Specials for Blondes
O - O
M - May
G – GAD
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh May is fucking!! Is it from House 2? Have you met the sun? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! I am not a blonde!!! to
by gbpltw!

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №116
 16.12.2007
I’m sitting and reading... I don’t understand the niche...
By account No. 30 of 15/05/07g. for end balls K/B GP 5 tn. Sum of 104000-00 in t.ch. VAT 18% 15864-41
What do they pay for?? to

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №115
 16.12.2007
by Artem
I am a hungry fucker.

by Psionic-485
I am a hungry student.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №114
 16.12.2007
The Wildduck,
I have the final stage.

The Wildduck,
Instead, I opened an interpreter.

The Wildduck,
The window is like a chat.

The Wildduck,
Enter the translation from above.

The Wildduck,
0 0 0 0 0 0 0

The Wildduck,
He saluted me.

The Wildduck,
I am his business.

The Wildduck,
How is business for me?

The Wildduck,
xd

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №113
 16.12.2007
ANELY
I want to sleep
Fitch
I want
ANELY
You can eat me while I sleep.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №112
 16.12.2007
1: I sit

I watched Terminator 2.

1: Remembering my childhood
Translation of Goblin

2: Childhood in the Goblin translation, it must be tough

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №111
 16.12.2007
XXX: Everyone in this chat!
xxx: Fuck, it’s fun to have such an inscription on the grave ?
Better not to have, but to read.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №110
 16.12.2007
Worth
What will happen if Medvedev becomes president?

Worth
The whole world will shut us...

Worth
President Medvedev...
President of Bears.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №109
 16.12.2007
I was in a night club.

yyy: an interesting phrase ))

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №108
 16.12.2007
Soldier Jane
How are deeds?
[MuH3DPaB]
I am writing a telegram from Santa Claus to my children.
It only makes a gesture.
Soldier Jane
Are you asking for Sunday gifts?
[MuH3DPaB]
No is
[MuH3DPaB]
He really needs a telegram from D.M.
[MuH3DPaB]
Welcome to 2nd class.
Third on the left: Pidoris

Hi guys guys,
Girls and boys,
I get a knife -
I wiped up.

Congratulations on the New Year
I wish you happiness and joy
My elephants will come,
Dinner with Pellman.

Congratulations to all children.
I am your grandfather a Jew.

Congratulations on the New Year
I wish you five.
So that you all do not get sick.
Directly surrounded...

Hi guys
A group of children...
Meet the Uncle.
This is Barmalay.
Soldier Jane
Eeee...

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №107
 16.12.2007
You know there’s music on websites, can you add?

Stroke I know. We had it. But why we removed it then - I don't remember, it weighs a lot.

Nina's job: and Monna at least see how it will be

Stroke: not )))
The flash has to be reworked for a long time.
You don’t whisper – music isn’t eating good in many cases. Many are just angry. You are sitting at work, you are doing your business, you are quiet, you are doing the job, no one notices... and here is BACH! From the website of MUZON! The Fire! The Chief in Houston! You get fired, you curse that site! You look for the master, you arrange a darkness for him, and finally you break up and buri...
She made this music...

Nina’s work: convincingly, let’s go without music...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №106
 16.12.2007
The ants
20: [ 25 ] added 2007-12-11 22:05
True friendship is when you write a man with a mistake in the window and you don't even need to apologize, and love - you will also be answered: yes, I am a dirty and evil cowboy, come tonight.

The ants
There is something in it...

The ants
Especially the first half.

The ants
What is stupid?

Lenin
:D

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №105
 16.12.2007
I will never forget computer science in the distant school years... As the preacher said: “There is an entrance, there is an exit,” “I wiped my face with a crumb...” But the main phrase was this: “You are people, I am also people!”

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