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[ + 143 - ] Comment quote №104
 16.12.2007
From the Abyss:
22: [ 29 ] added 2007-12-14 11:30
P is
Can a man be famous?

Today, around 16 a.m., the driver of the HONDA jeep with the number mark L 274 NV 97 left his car on the tram routes near the building under construction, near the city of Tulskaya, and left somewhere.
In this regard, he is given warm greetings by passengers of the tram and wagon-pressed, the passage of which was intentionally blocked by the jeep HONDA number mark L 274 NV 97 for several hours.
The tram routes:
Three
16 is
35 is
47 is
39 is
38 is
A is

Passengers and drivers spent unforgettable hours, and among them was full of elderly people, for whom the tram was the only way to get home.
The driver of a Honda jeep is the L 274 NV 97.


From the author of the post:
Pass this post on, you need to bring it to the top of Yandex.
by %E

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №103
 16.12.2007
~>Archi<~ (INDEPENDENT): aaaaaaaaaaaa
~>Archi<~ (INDEPENDENT): My printer was scratching
~>Archi<~ (INDEPENDENT): they lie on paper
~>Archi<~ (INDEPENDENT): a dog
~>Archi<~ (INDEPENDENT): he ate them
~>Archi<~ (INDEPENDENT)
~>Archi<~ (INDEPENDENT): from the
~>Archi<~ (INDEPENDENT): and grit that the leaf is mild
~>Archi<~ (INDEPENDENT): a dull piece of plastic

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №102
 16.12.2007
I am a mega-monster today.
[alxs]: on the job before the butt did everything
Q: How much is it?
This is fucking and a little bit more.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №101
 16.12.2007
toxic (15:37:20 10/12/2007)
Do you have sugar there?

mr.jet (15:37:54 10/12/2007)
If it wasn’t for you, he’t have disappeared.

mr.jet (15:37:58 10/12/2007)
) is

mr.jet (15:38:03 10/12/2007)
There is scattered

mr.jet (15:38:09 10/12/2007)
in Sugar

toxic (15:38:23 10/12/2007)
The last time we went in, it was over.

mr.jet (15:38:33 10/12/2007)
The breakdown is over?

mr.jet (15:38:42 10/12/2007)
Do you eat sugar?

toxic (15:38:52 10/12/2007)
We slept the last.

mr.jet (15:39:34 10/12/2007)
Well, come, the salt still remains... eat it.

[ + 112 - ] Comment quote №100
 16.12.2007
<xxx> and the February frosts before the New Year or after?
<yyy> crazy... but the third size breasts..
<xxx> What do you mean???? to
<yyy> after, my joy... after.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №99
 16.12.2007
The phrase was found when I searched for a reference in s.x:

The Minister of Agriculture of the Netherlands, hearing the question "Is it worth continuing the free sale of anash?" first laughed a long time, and then ate a lot.

[ + 125 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98
 16.12.2007
Can we help people become famous?
Today around 16 a.m. the driver of the HONDA jeep number mark K 274 HV 97 left his car on the tram routes next to the building under construction, near the city of Tula, and left somewhere.
In this regard, he is given warm greetings by passengers of the tram and the wagon, the passage of which was deliberately blocked by the jeep HONDA number mark K 274 HV 97 for several hours.
The tram routes:
Three
16 is
35 is
47 is
39 is
38 is
A is

Passengers and drivers spent unforgettable hours, and among them was full of elderly people, for whom the tram was the only way to get home.
You are the driver of a jeep HONDA number mark K 274 HV 97.


from themselves:
Pass this post on, you need to bring it to the top of Yandex.
From the principle.
Because in Tula this case is far from the first.
But this time the coward was delayed, usually half an hour, well, an hour.

There was a mistake l = k

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №97
 16.12.2007
Alex: I cut off the alarm just as it starts ringing and I wake up.

Anafemest: And you put it on the other edge of the room to turn it off to get up hopefully.

For the next morning:
Sinigami: Listening to such pictures is cool ;)

Tagged with: m?

Sinigami: Imagine such a terrible picture - The student fell asleep while crawling on the floor from the couch to the alarm.

Fuck you, Fuck you Sanju!! to

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №96
 16.12.2007
Press PrintScrn to save the data.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №95
 16.12.2007
<433> plz, help, where can I find super hits to ninja turtles on dendi?
<den_bmf> friend, you’ve been wrong a century.
<nemo>... in the city library... ))

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №94
 16.12.2007
He said, “Now go cooking.
It is: her. I don’t know, it’s not my prerogative. I can only bite.
He is: Everything I’m not going to call you a sushi, you’re going to be a chicken now =)
I will take off your eggs...

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №93
 16.12.2007
Mask > can the word "mandat" be considered synonymous with the word "pizdat"?

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №92
 16.12.2007
Parxomich (01:03:46)
I learned to control the fire. =) is

Parxomich (01:04:36)
Fuck the fire!

Parxomich (01:04:42)
The Fucks!! to

[ + 129 - ] Comment quote №91
 16.12.2007
XXX: My Father
I asked him if I could give him a gift for the new year.
XXX: He says
Noah...
Give him a microscope – something expensive and unnecessary
If you want to be an original violin.
And if you want to hit, give it a violin.
A piece of cannabis.
In other words, I would advise you to give him a curvy meter.
The thing is amazing, but in uselessness comparable only to a microscope.
It was just crying! :)

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №90
 16.12.2007
M: Do you agree to marry me? ^ ^ ^
N: Is that right away?
M: Well Nifga yourself immediately)
M: From our first "girlfriend, what are you doing tonight?" it’s been a year and a half!)
Do you remember how romantic it was?
The forest, the river...
M: The Raid Boss.

[ + 192 - ] Comment quote №89
 16.12.2007
I love coming from work to wash over the cat. I came yesterday, squeezed my wife, took off my boots and jacket and rushed from the corridor to the room, loudly-theatrally asking: “Where is this dog?” In the room I find a friend of my wife, fossilized on the couch with a silent question in the eyes.

[ + 96 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88
 16.12.2007
In the dark, I put the system block on the bed, which has never been refuelled by me.. came a caring grandmother while I was in the bathroom and also in the dark fixed the blanket..I come including the light and see the computer on the bed, covered with a blanket...

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №87
 16.12.2007
Yoda: Why are you so killed??? Have you not had sex for a long time???? to
Zlobniy: Yes... for a week... =( All the hands will not come.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №86
 15.12.2007
fk
Happiness to all! by Gary! Let no one be offended!

Warrax
Copywriters forgot

fk
Copywriters for everyone!

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №85
 15.12.2007
Driver: My typical state in a session.
In the evening: O_O -> o_O -> O_o -> o_o -> -_O -> -_o -> -_-
Day: I’ve all slept!! to

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