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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №164
 17.12.2007
<Dr. Zlo> I've been playing a
<qwerty> what is it?
<Dr. Zlo> well there the ball rides, the points jets
<qwerty> give a reference
<Dr. Zlo> Do you also put green peanuts on the table?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №163
 17.12.2007
_JJ_ (03:27:52 13/12/2007)
How do you react when you get a phone call in the morning?? to

LiGru (03:28:04 13/12/2007)
Take it up. The signal has not worked for six months.

_JJ_ (03:28:25 13/12/2007)
How do people get to you?? to

LiGru (03:28:44 13/12/2007)
The hero...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №162
 17.12.2007
He is
I thought all night...


She
The NIFIC! Congratulations to you)))


He is
and her.

He is
Wearing a sweater with such a wide cut.


She
The breast?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №161
 17.12.2007
Clients are burning. One came here and suggested that we print the leaflets on the barter.
Barter was like this: we print the printing of the leaflets with their advertisement for free + distribute, and as an exchange we can print on the back of these same leaflets their advertisement!)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №160
 17.12.2007
-=Digital Storm=
I never thought that the lexical meaning of the word "trahnout" meant "what, roar, roar, throw something bulky with a knock."


Max is
Yeshua, Maldives


-=Digital Storm=
Fuck to Fuck
1) Do some action (usually with noise, thunder).
Get out of the gun.
“Again, heaven, yesterday fucked the tie?”


ICQ = Digital Storm
At the time of AP Chekhov, the tie could be fucked.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №159
 17.12.2007
Spy (ea)
And also I go out of the house - my mom from the window of the orettes type Andrei take a umbrella)))) well and throw it out of the window so this scuca like those guys from the turn in no way beats about the branches of the tree and blatant such a hook hangs)))) at the level of the 2nd floor ))) my mom first left in it with a potato to shell down then almost killed me both physically and morally when I got a 50cm wide and 1.5 meter high plaster paddle!!!!! And it's not because it's just knocking on the branches - so she knocked this shit like a spire, the umbrella fell ^_^ the crowd who watched this instillation and roared began to cheerfully applaud!!!! to

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №158
 17.12.2007
You are Moscow.
and Essential. I would talk with an accent.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №157
 17.12.2007
1: ER nominates Dmitry Medvedev as president. He will be our next democratically elected president.
2nd...
What other candidates are already known?
1: And why?
Okay, so to clean up :(
and

The only worthy applicant can be Comrade K. Tulkhov from quote 391630 :))

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №156
 17.12.2007
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Ugo

Yudwig (23:56:41 12/12/2007)
More of positive!

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I am 😉

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №155
 17.12.2007
Diane has got a new job. Terry sells fuel and lubricant materials
YYY: vodka and vaseline? ))

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №154
 17.12.2007
Yyy: and I’m going to weave a shirt on the NG))))
xxx:I linked my programmer with an eternally cold throat that year not a shirt - a shirt! almost one and a half meters, wide, warm, with a vencel. He is now infected with his laptop.
xxx: on this NG decided from value to tie socks - let the cellular heats up...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №153
 17.12.2007
Boy (P) and Girl (D)
Q: Is it uncomfortable to be friends?
D: Before you make friends, you need to get to know, what do you think?

Q: Well let’s get to know... I’m the only drive with the motorcycle (c)
D: I didn’t know there were tattoos.)

Q: Does the engine not bother you?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №152
 17.12.2007
Fuck, I have to get connected with the Inuit.
HH: What is it?
Y: Yesterday the clock broke 00:00. What did you do, Scuco?! to
Oh yeah yeah yeah. have not answered? 😉

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №151
 17.12.2007
The Client:
Good day! I am interested in the possibility of delivering my cargo from Germany to Moscow.
Carrier: Pomenyaete shrift, ya vizy ieroglify.
Client: Go to Nashville
Carrier: Hut so hut, carry your cargo then.
Client: what do you then write hieroglyphs I see, the font will be changed.
I just made a mistake by the window.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №150
 17.12.2007
I go like in a trolleybus, I sat down without touching anyone.The first two children of the edak class 2-3 become, the next stop and an uncle of terribly sick appearance comes in and coughs very scary and uterine. Here one schoolboy says to another with his whispering but very loud voice to his uncle:" See his bird flu" on the whole trolleybus...Seeed a kad in a quake in the crowd of the grenade hits, immediately who rocket jumps who dumb jumps who streams...so I saw it in real.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №149
 17.12.2007
In the life of a real man there are times when he has to get his healthy ballad, throw it around with a harsh male look, put it on all and all and sleep on the usual day.
by Writer

[ + 122 - ] Comment quote №148
 17.12.2007
Propaganda in the surroundings. Once, somewhere in the forested region of Ukraine, we took a large group of Germans into the ring. The Germans did not want to surrender, were very well armed and so on. Then, on the perimeter of this surrounding, they carried a clutch wire and hanged indicators - "Camp for prisoners of war"... As a result, the Germans (how many there were, I don't remember, but from 20 thousand or more) surrendered.

[ + 105 - ] Comment quote №147
 17.12.2007
Sunday morning, a tough hammer, the head breaks, a pre-death state.
On the autopilot I get to the comp, send an aska, and there a request for authorization...
Hello, I am a white woman! White and furry, don’t you want to kiss me? )"
I died...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №146
 17.12.2007
Imho is still "A NEXT" worth replacing by "DEEP"
More logical and fun.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №145
 17.12.2007
Frostiv: In the forum of occultism..."To make an energy blow, you need to buy an artefact. A shocker and a shocker. It is a fucking energy". I love my country.

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