Listen to me, you have borrowed. Both married and single, and those who are here looking for love. You would go somewhere VKontakt, on Lovplanet and other sites of this type.

The feeling that all the school that was here a few years ago suddenly became adults, and decided to step up. But the shit did not stop here.

A celebration at work.
Under the table in the office found a bottle of brandy from the New Year!

I, Razin Stepan Timofeev, really threw Shaydurmahanov Elvira Gasanovna out of my own "Youth" of domestic production, state number 3-87. I explain that I did so in a joke and to prove to everyone that Shaydurmahanova E.G. does not know how to swim, and in general she has expired her term of validity. Rain S. T.

The phrase that is being attributed to me is taken out of context. In fact, I said, “We, fascists, fools, have no demand from us, so now we will all go to the babies to drink, and you, Stirlitz, stay!”

I, Susanin Ivan Osipovich, explain that I did not drive the Poles anywhere, because I was sick. On one thing I regret only that I entrusted the accompaniment of the expedition of the glorious Polish army to my brother Nicholas.

We gathered in the Senate Square to congratulate the ruler on his ascension to the throne, and we were waiting only for S. Trubetsky, who promised to bring the cake. However, neither S. Trubetsky nor A. Pushkin, who had to jump out of the cake with a greeting madrigal... Kakhovsky P. G., December 14, 1825

In the essence of the case, I can state the following: “I am Kotovsky!”

Skyrim is a very life game. Yesterday, she decided to marry her companion, the magician Marquario of Riften. Great magic, it helps well, why not? He is agreeing. There is a ceremony, all the chenches. It should be noted that the magician was dressed in my cloth and carried a bunch of my loot with him.After the ceremony he asks where we will live.
“In my house, in Weitran,” I say.
Great, we’ll meet there! Answered by Marcus.
He wears his clothes and leaves.
I go to Waitran. He is not. I go into the tavern, maybe he wraps there, rejoicing. He is not. By the way, this creature decided that now 50% of my property belongs to him, as my husband, and washed off.
I'm so damn a loser that I'm being dismissed even in a single game.

It is cold at home. On "Hold the cat on the pen" a schedule is made.

The strongest doors are open.

Options in Russian
A friend told me, from his face.
My eight-year-old son usually went to school right at the phone when I was in school.
He has already gone to work. But lately he has been leaving for half an hour.
Before, just with me, and I started to take him to school. I am
He asked why he had changed his schedule. The son broke
Something like attending additional lessons in Russian.
the tongue to pull the object.
I only had to rejoice.
But one day, as usual, I took him to school and just left – I found that I had his key to the apartment. I had to go back to school and give the key.
I could not immediately find my son, because no one had heard of any electives in Russian. Finally, one girl at my question so echoingly smiled and said that all the guys are in the biology office.
Having searched for this office, I quietly opened the door and saw a terrible and inexplicable picture.
In the center of the room was a skeleton, a school jacket was worn on it, and a man of fifteen boys (including my son) stood and sat around it, and all of them watered it with the most selective mat, and they did it continuously. I even felt like the skeleton was cracking and smoking. (As I found out later, it was about that.)
I suddenly entered the office, matt resin, and I called my son for explanations in the hallway.
Here is what he told me.
It turns out that the father of one of his classmates was a professional inventor. He didn't like that his son was roaring the matte, and he decided to take the boy away from this matter. He built a device from a phonetic analyzer that recognizes mat, a small self-made battery and an extensive electric circuit. All this he put in the jacket from his son’s school shape. As soon as the son switched to non-literary language, he was hit by electricity. Not strong, but sensitive. And since there were strict rules in the school - to walk only in shape, the idea of the inventor until now worked.
The boy suffered like a break. The eight-year-olds (and not only them, of course) feel like they have been cut off.
But finally, some distinguished physicist said he had come up with a solution, but it was necessary to carry out an experiment. They gathered a dozen and a half volunteers half an hour before the start of the classes in the biology office, put on an electronics-picked jacket on the skeleton and began to matte it in vain.
The excellent was right in his calculations - after half an hour of uninterrupted battery seats.
Well, from that time on, and went these options in Russian.

First, Clinton was cast as Monica, Berlusconi was accused of numerous ties with women, then Strauss-Kahn was jailed for a maid... As you can see, gentlemen, naturalists are being driven out of the world political elite.

Based on December 2008:
My mom bought a dress. Composition: 80 percent cotton and 100 percent polyester.
I am confused.

Three years have passed and the whole country is confused.
That is, I understand, innovation.

Today, January 17, is the birthday of the brilliant actor.Today, Jim Carrey is 50 years old. Let us wish him to live as long as he has lived, and even more.Well, and of course let him delight us with new films with his participation =)

On Sept. 7, 1812, I was moving, commanding the proper troops that belonged to me, along the Smolensk road towards the city of Moscow. The speed of movement was 3 km / h, visibility - 800 m. In the Borodino area, I was suddenly struck in the front of my army by an army without numbers, managed by Mr. Kutuzov M. I., deprived of the driver's license for driving the troops in a drunk state, as well as a vision disabled. As a result, the front parts of my troops were damaged. The culprit of the incident escaped from the scene, leaving Moscow with the lighting on.
Buonaparte N. K.

I was advised to cross the Rubicon by Rubikyan and Rubinstein... Caesar G. Y.

I did not kill my wife, queen Euplaxia, she is alive and healthy, she sits on a col, what she wishes you! The terrible I. V.

xxx: and still the best intimate hairstyle is "analso")

I go from training I see two rats fighting and a nearby cat is sitting in the wall
He looks at them with horror.
Maybe the cat shared.

Comment to photo

by Alexei:
Horizon is broken

by Alexander:
You were not asked, level fucking.

Gradually began to overheat the note on heavy toys, after an hour of play cut off. I found it, I see it, and it is - the thermopast died on the sight. I come to my favorite computer store next to the house, there a new lady polishes the nails.

“Hello,” I said, “Do you have a thermometer?
No girl, what are you? (In the eyes of righteous indignation)
What is it?
It is not released separately. It’s now on the computers right away!!! to

X_X (Take away all of them)

P.S She went into the room to the owner, where the discs cut and pressed the cable. The thermopasta, of course, was, just the girl decided to shine with knowledge and put on the place of the nasty user.

The water has been turned off.
HH: Long time ago
What kind of shit he took and shook in the shock.
Whoever covered the paper and left?
WOW at work? Or at home?
What do you think if I live alone?? to

From Habr:
"In long-distance trains will appear the Internet..."
The first comment:
"Interestingly, and when long-distance trains will appear at least sockets to start..."

Dear girls, I speak to you on behalf of all the guys. Many of you think that guys treat you like a toy. and itself...
I’m not going to write about other aspects, since I’m going to write only about one. Why if you have a guy, then you think it’s normal to take pleasures from others, and long enough, and when it’s already obvious that the guy isn’t just chatting out of boredom he wanted? Well, what I have, that every friend of mine has a couple of such stories, and, believe me, for us such stories are not very pleasant. Moreover, those who suffer from such disorders are not those who want to drag you to bed for one night faster, for such such disorders - in order of things and are easily carried out, like a mosquito bite, but those who want something more serious. The longer you communicate with a girl and her, the stronger she enters the heart and the harder to get rid of it. But for you, it’s just a game, you’re enjoying being glued to you.
What do we, in a direct text, when acquainted with the state of the personal front to ask, what?

XXX: Dolled PMS
WOW: What is it?
Yesterday I barely found it possible to offend Sasha. When I finally found it, I was offended for so long that I forgot what I was offended for.
WOW :D

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Yyy: Happiness is much easier than it seems.
XX: Are you drunk?