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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №135201
 26.10.2016
by abortion

I believe that the right to protest against abortion has only those who are willing to accept abandoned children into their families, and the more sick and ill the reception, the more right. All the other prolifers are sofa troops, who comfort their self-love or calm their conscience with a supposedly divine life position.

Children’s homes don’t count. Throwing out humanitarian aid is not the same as taking personal responsibility for an adopted child.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №135200
 26.10.2016
I almost believe in homeopathy. My diploma was written on the principle of a small amount of the active substance dissolved in a large amount of water.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №135199
 26.10.2016
xxx Empirically determined, the doširak has a validity period
 2008 is better not to eat
YYY how is it?
The Taste of Hell
There is a second package for those who want to :)

[ + 24 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №135198
 26.10.2016
The Russian Federation is quite capable of abolishing taxes and providing all social guarantees at the expense of oil and gas revenues. Give a million to every child born. Just look at what sums they are stealing. And what are the salaries of deputies, judges, mentors and military. Oil is the people’s shit, so where did our share come from?
P.S. The most recent unemployed alkas pays nds. Don’t go about someone else’s pocket.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №135197
 26.10.2016
Medicine in chocolate:

Several hundreds of people took part in a rally in the Karelian city of Pitcairante in support of doctors.As by the portal "Capital on One", health workers said that they were "disappointed" by optimization, which worsened the situation of staff and the quality of services for the population. The publication notes that the medical staff was threatened with sanctions for participating in the rally "until dismissal", and shortly before the action officials asked "not to upset the situation."


[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №135196
 26.10.2016
All these modern technologies in the household completely break my mouse. Before it was easier.
xxx: if the child is in the computer / phone, he is a fool, if he is covered with books - young people
XHH: and now in the compilation of textbooks and courses, in the phone tickets...
XHH: But in paper books there will be a hundred percent outcast!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №135195
 25.10.2016
Today in Ashan (unfortunately I did not know to record):
Plotting a man, eyes on the floor, obviously a buoy. From his pocket he has a female voice with characteristic pauses:
Thirty meters to the left.
10 meters back to left.
Turn to left.
The man froze, then turned clearly, as in the army, and broke further. Around the middle of the rack with alcohol again the voice:
You arrived at the destination.
The man revived, raised his head and started choosing)))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №135194
 25.10.2016
"The ideal rule is a completely unworkable statement with an endless list of exceptions"
Thank you dear unknown, I finally understood the principle of our organization!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №135193
 25.10.2016
What does it mean to be a worn mom? This is when the final song "Good night, little ones" plays, and you hear in the text not "and catch PERO hot birds", and "catch Kilo hot birds". And still in mind to throw the price of this strange dish.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №135192
 25.10.2016
A popular food delivery aggregator sent a message about this content.

The title "We need to talk".
Text: When you registered we hoped for a long relationship. But over time you’ve cooled up and don’t order anymore. Tears flow from our eyes. Per we disappointed you in something? and bla bla bla. Return to. Gift of 1000 points until 31 October.
...
And my birthday is in November and I usually order them only to get to my colleagues. I thought and wrote the answer.

"Fake shit, you are even lying here. You know I have dr. 6 of November. So instead of sending a promo code valid until my birthday, you’re sending me a code until the end of October so that I can order once and then show up to my colleagues again. You are a liar selfish calculating shit".
— — —
Waiting for reaction.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №135191
 25.10.2016
You’ll grab a little girl’s fist so that she’ll get rid of it quickly, and many years later these words will turn into a beautiful memory of her father, which she’ll tell your grandchildren.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №135190
 25.10.2016
Colleagues will not get bored. One day, he told the girl to go to a restaurant with him. The arrangements take place in a more or less joke form. The most deadly argument, which demeans all negation, was the phrase: "We will just sit down, talk. I have already slept with you, now I need to get to know you closer."

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №135189
 25.10.2016
Not just so 90% of anime girls are dumb (the guys, apparently, have a stronger psyche).

...but if there were not 12-year-old loli with a fifth-size sickle in the anime, but 12-year-old bison with eggs of the size of watermelon - I would look at the psyche of your guys-anime.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №135188
 25.10.2016
I feel old.
It’s normal at your age.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №135187
 25.10.2016
In my dream, I was looking for a public toilet in the city. Fortunately I did not find.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №135186
 25.10.2016
See what a topic!
The Chinese Li Qingyun is famous for living 256 years. Date of birth 1677, and date of death 1933

YYY: Ah, look at the admin from the past. He would have lived on, but 8 bits of discharge was not enough.

A harsh eight-bit past. He should be envious at all, the modern generation of such long-lived people can not find anything.

Yyy: Being able to keep and read moderately, once not entertained.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №135185
 25.10.2016
When will there be a group like Stop-Ham? Painting a goat on the wall. People run, wrap him with a scotch and paste a sticker on his face.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №135184
 25.10.2016
xxx: listen, I think here, not to repeat us the anti-mors event
YYY: for married starters
XXX is sure! So let’s point out the concept: You’re not young and not bold? Welcome to the Club "Married Starper".
Are you old and dull? Then you come to us.
If my wife let go

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №135183
 25.10.2016
The most dangerous item in the Russian army is a soldier's double-edge bed. What only damage it does not cause to the suspicious defenders of the homeland. Folded mouths, broken noses, broken teeth... And surely fell out of bed... And often this insidious object of the interior manages to somehow seriously harm even the military sleeping on the lower floor.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №135182
 25.10.2016
XXX: I accept the criticism very favourably.

And I immediately record: who criticized and how.

Is it little. Information will be useful.

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