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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №133679
 17.09.2016
The Congregation:
The labyrinth is so cute. "Sadly, the delivery is postponed for September 17. I apologize to you"
The delivery was scheduled to take place on September 18.
"Sorry, we’ve had time before" Such a charm.

Despeinated :
This is something else. One day, TNT lost a package. I have been corresponding with them for a long time, and at the end I received this letter (literally):
We confirm that your package is finally lost. What else can we do for you?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №133678
 17.09.2016
here here :

The little bit of Russian fairy tales that you can watch where what is happening is not Skype, but TV. He had no feedback.

This is a spy camera, because it shows on request.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №133677
 17.09.2016
xxx: briefly about the discipline in our company - employees are late even when working from home

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №133676
 17.09.2016
Even drinking with no one - one bowl around.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №133675
 17.09.2016
Before you start running in the morning, take the right running technique, otherwise you can kick your knees to the cockroaches.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №133674
 17.09.2016
I work in a trade firm, once came a batch of goods from China - on one side a box of hieroglyphs, on the other carefully the Chinese in Russian letters duplicated their sound. I remember how we were shocked to the mountain of a box, and on each of the letters in the size of the palm was beautiful among other words.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №133673
 17.09.2016
Recently on the children’s playground:
Matthew, Arsenius, Mark, Eve, Kira... Our Dimka is the most collective farmer in this sandbox.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №133672
 17.09.2016
I found a child car seat on the website of advertisements, called, agreed with a girl that I would come in. Before leaving, I call her, she says that not at home, but at home husband, and drops his number. There is no pen at hand, the phone is at my ear, I have nowhere else to write it, except in the search line of Yandex...
I come, take the chair, and at the end of our conversation there is the following dialogue:
I: Yes, and with your celebration!
M: What kind of celebration? O_0
I: Well, with the wedding anniversary!
M: How do you know?
I: Yes, Mary (woman) told me a little about herself...
A man in full stumbling...
I: Yes, you don’t worry, when I recorded your phone, Yandex gave me a link to the list of brothers of Chertanovsky ZAGS.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №133671
 17.09.2016
The underwear was once again overwhelmed by her allegedly low salary.(They know that they are not separated.) One of the officials told them
So that you live as you do.

was insulted.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №133670
 17.09.2016
After reading the complaints, I begin to think that it is time to take the term "first world problems" from Americans." For example, at work, they give a bonus for a vacation, and you now don't know where to go, and you are suffering with the choice? Is your hand so shaken that it doesn’t get into a bowl of prings? Children are noisy in the courtyard and have nowhere (except their own safe and warm/cool depending on the time of year) to drink beer, smoke and scatter seeds? Congratulations, you have first world problems. No one is sorry for you, everyone is absolutely puppy.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №133669
 17.09.2016
Krampus and Figampus! You review the "Gremlins" and "Odindoma", which seemed to you as a child as fun Christmas comedies, and you will be surprised to find that they are the same gesture as this fig "Crampus", just kids do not see and have fun.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №133668
 17.09.2016
XXX: Okay you are right. No matter what to argue.
ZZZ: Is it all? The end? Do you call me foolish? Do you mean that the dispute on the Internet ended without mutual hatred?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №133667
 17.09.2016
Remember the video of the meteorite in Chelyabinsk:
The universe is trying once to destroy this city, but the pillar of the barrier just burned a meteorite in the atmosphere.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №133666
 17.09.2016
Dr. Morf: I wanted to read the article about clip thinking, but it’s too long.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №133665
 17.09.2016
The owner of the white cat:
Wash the cat off the ground from the pot.
Clean the socks of the cat.
Washing the cat off the paint.
Cleaning the cat's coat.
Wash the cat from unknown substances.
Clean the couch of the cat.
Washing off the cat's food.
Clean the pants of the cat.
Washing off the chocolate cake.
Clean the chocolate cake from the cat.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №133664
 17.09.2016
Recently, at the playground, one mom worried that her one-year-old baby swallowed a small camel. We say to her, “Don’t worry, Valya, it will come out later.
She responds to us:
I am afraid he will go somewhere in the kidneys. Well, there are people with kidney stones, where they come from.
That is, this person really believes that people suffering from urolithiasis just ate stones in their childhood?0 0 O

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №133663
 17.09.2016
With geektimes, discuss the Mordor Spot on the North Pole of Charon:
Might Charon just sliced Pluto or a satellite, here is the footprint left
YYY: You can’t just take and rub on another celestial body.
Zzz: And this is the moon: Well, okay...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №133662
 17.09.2016
About bypassing the blocking of pornography:
xxx: b@@
xxx is working
XXX is wow!!! to
Why are you pornographic??? I haven’t watched porn before! ?
XXX: Every day
XXX: I watched
XXX: If the Roskomnadzor prohibits, it means the opposite is good
XX: Demographics will increase

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №133661
 17.09.2016
XXX: There was another movie about superheroes, men in tricks.
Yyy: It was the Olympics, male gymnastics

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №133660
 17.09.2016
The little bit of Russian fairy tales that you can watch where what is happening is not Skype, but TV. He had no feedback.

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