A friend lying in the hospital told this story: A guy, after the operation, who has not yet gone away from anesthesia, went to the toilet at night. He returns, approaches his bed and sees someone lying in it. Without understanding, he knocked on his shoulder.
Next, this is the situation: the girl lying in the bed throws off the blanket, turns to the guy with her ass and removes the cowards. Well, of course, the guy for that very ass caught her! There was a scream all over the floor.
The whole point is that the guy mistaken the chamber and entered the female. And also in the hospital at night nurses go to inject, so as soon as the patient feels cotton on his shoulder, he without talking removes the cowards and turns the appropriate place for the injection!

The king of Saudi Arabia wants to lower oil to 80 bucks to beat U.S. competitors mining expensive shale and deep-sea oil. In addition, they will pressure Iran and Russia to be less supportive of the kingdom’s main enemy, Assad.

This is one version.
The second version - he wants to bury shale projects at the root. First of all, U.S. projects.

There is also a third version - the King of Saudi Arabia 90 years old and he finally fucked up

The evening. Quietly in the kitchen I make a glass salad under a gentle melody of hard rock.
...

The glass salad is five!

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The problem of the decade:
Basically :
2006-08-08 17:55 #40203 <Karrde> Amazing! Donald Duck doesn’t wear pants. But when he comes out of the soul, he turns into a towel. He walks without pants.
[15:16:46] GreG is right. The wet eggs are frozen. The dry is no more.)
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My son asks me:
"Why does Gufy (the dog) live in a house, with his wife and son, ride a car, walk in clothes and talk, and Pluto (also a dog) in the same series lives in a cone, walks on four legs without clothes and doesn't talk? Different breeds of dogs.
What to answer him?
and...
What is the metamorphosis of the Maugli costume? In the old illustrations, Mowgli is naked "in one knife". Naturally as well. Then I decided, it wasn’t good. Who has put on a bandage, who is cowardly (where has he taken them in the woods)? Okay, we dressed like that.
Recently, in the children’s bookstore, I came across a comic book about Mowgli. What would you think? Mowgli was dressed. In the pink shoes. Probably decided that the bare child is a footwear and child pornography.

Listening to Luck-Angie match
Our Negro is Brighter
2 - It will be cold.

“Hello, wife, are you behind the compound?! to
Hi my dear, yes. Are you still fishing?
- Yes, caroche, open the motorland site from the lock-out.
Open the catalog/magazine/626gf/glass tab.
Well, I opened up a lot of options.
Find the cheapest!
-..... glass fork of the back door left...in availability, 10 U.E.
“Sanna, the back of the left door!”Please click on "Buy" All for now!
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In 10 minutes.
My wife aloo.
Yes my dear.
- and look also: this fork is left of the driver or left if you look at the car in front...

Whoever in Russia lives well, in England is unfigured.

From a discussion of a familiar "city morza" (N).
Winter has come and the first snow has fallen. N switched to winter clothes - began to fill the shirt in shorts.

Mom Arsa moves from one apartment to another. Ars, accordingly, pulls things and matches, stunned by their quantity. Woman anyway. But he is half loud. Anyway my mom. The case comes to a large cardboard box, filled with a plate on top. and different. Ten tiles from the bathroom, twenty from the toilet, thirty from the kitchen. Five on the wall. Two from the balcony. And one broken.
and Mom! Why do you have this old cabin in your new apartment? He will not go there for anything!
Pride to Pride.

Copied from diary: jazzzzman

For a very long time I can't understand why to waste your energy and nerves on jealousy in relationships, because if it's the same person, then you should trust him at least a little, and if you don't trust - maybe the person is not the same?
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I had a girl who was smart and beautiful. I trusted her in everything, because I loved life more.
And then, as in an anecdote, I came home from work earlier, and there... So far this scene does not come out of my head, although five years have passed.
Hi, Lenny, you are reading this.

It is very symbolic as a runner when downloading a terribly lying online game to use a cartoon kidnapping on the grass.

I love cocktails when my wife is cooking them, I eat ten pieces, then I lie on the couch and give another oath not to eat more than three.

Man’s vanity is always pleasant to be wedded first in life. For a woman, it is much more important to be in the life of a man THE LAST (C) unthinkable, but it seems that from Wald.

Comments on the Russian-language channel on YouTube.

UsselesWhox: I’m not a racist, but where did they get the black guy?

Tatiana Chlynov: I bought

I don’t understand how vampires aren’t afraid of bullets because the wounds stretch fast, but they are afraid of swords because they can cut their heads with a sword. The author does not know what does a large-caliber bullet do with the body?
YYY: They are vampires. They are made from another test.
zzz: Vampires are made up of blood salmon. That explains everything.

The crazy cat!
I went to my grandmother at night.
I came back in the morning, he spoke for a long time, he heard from me an unprinted text that he was a female dog and rebuked all the children, jumped into the fortress and, apparently from fatigue, fell between the frames.
He fell and walked - terrible and cold.
I get up to take him – he gets down, because his ass hears that he will get it now in full.
I go to bed - begins to cry out of horror: living between frames is never an option.
And cannot get out.
I have already closed the windows.
Nafig...
It will be necessary to put plastic, let it, like all people, walk through the door...

The Great Innocent is desperately mocking through the bread that has been spread, he is among the хтоnic ischadias, but he is not!! to

He is a boy!! Let it be fearless!! to

I understood, the minors were mourning and mocking the mat, they were attacked by babies. I was at the height of an epic confrontation of intellectuals.

Q&A  who is in charge?

Hard to say, but I’m a playboy.

Oh yeah yeah!! The Malaysians are worshipping!! to

XHH: The Bapks received reinforcements, they began to discuss the Soviet authority and paryadok. Everyone here has a rivalry of happiness.
I ask the Communist not to shield me ifjo!
An unexpected story story!! Babies are fighting! Three support Pukin, two want Stalin or Andropov, one likes Witchmedev, because he looks like her grandson Misha, and another has fallen asleep and therefore refrains.

V: 

HH: This is not all! The sleeping grandmother was awakened, she turned out to be a monarchist and a fan of Nicholas II.
Fuck, and here I am with the idea of enanthropy and cat-election!

1: Recently, two beautiful girls came to me, smiling, chicking... Well, I think, it’s cool, and they’re smiling! They came and asked me if I believed in God.
1: Such a mistake in these eggs that it is sometimes difficult to resist it and accidentally not to believe))
Chapter 2: You are upsetting me. It would be worth stressing that you not only believe in yourself, but are also ready to strengthen their faith by settling in a quiet, secluded place for joint prayer.
Unfortunately, our faiths did not come together and they refused to pray together.

It doesn’t matter what the author wanted to convey to us, it’s important what we took out of.

In the army, we were sent, young green soldiers, 5 pieces to the palace, we chose who was stronger. The task was to load several pigs on board the ZIL. The pigs were in the juice itself, 300 kilograms in excess. So you will not just take your handles and throw them overboard. They dropped the backboard, placed boards on it. We pull the pig, try to pull on the boards. She does not go to any. At three o’clock, they got out, they got out, they got out. Here a village boy of 10 years came, looked, ate an apple and said:
to help?
We are angry and tired.
Go away boy, don’t bother me!
He shrugged his shoulders, sat down, looked, cried. We are psychopaths like:
Honey, help me, you are so clever.
He took the bucket and said:
Put the pig in the ass.
Well, it’s easy, put the pig in the back posture ahead. The boy has a buckle on the head of the bat, a pig backwards in three jump hops and in the body. In 15 minutes, they were all loaded.