Dear Chairman of the Board of Gazprom PJSC Miller Alexei Borisovich, in connection with the closure of the Turkish Stream project, we ask you to finally consider the possibility of connecting to the gas pipeline of your company on the terms of Turkish Stream (at the expense of Gazprom PJSC) of our village, timely payment of gas at the tariff of Turkish Stream is guaranteed.

P.S If necessary, we will consider changing the name of our village to "Turkish".

Software developers, well, call your predecessors, maybe at least they will tell you how not to eat oza. Especially for browsers.

>>> The Russian Post is something

God, let’s finally discover Parkinson’s Laws and read what any organization that has abandoned management and development becomes. Half a century ago described the work of your Russian Post and the like, there is nothing special about this.

Commentary on Oxygen
XXX: Did you open it? What was inside?
YYY: No, I threw it out immediately.
XXX: The spirit of adventure has disappeared
Zzz: Could it be worth burning for the start?
But is he so... beautiful?
Mmm: Okay well. Then burn it.

Are you going on vacation?
Yes, the first, second and third.
Here is... you. Only the first and second. The third was not given, I saw the order.

In the article on bypassing blocks on the router:

I live in Ukraine - so I block and bypass
WOW: Not the best way.

The need, called cow’s oil, skilled chemists learned to make out of really cow’s oil with the most diverse impurities to it – coconut, cotton, flaxseed oil, other vegetable fats and even simple bull and lamb salts... And real cow’s oil has almost completely gone out of use, because at current prices it is impossible to produce it.
From the report of Deputy S. Bubnov, made at the meeting of the Moscow City Duma in October 1898

xxx: I can't cook soups... I have a spoonful in them
XXX: In the real sense.
Yyy: In the hands of a good hostess even towels stand :D

...
I listen, what do I need?
- It is necessary to manufacture a two-sided plate, there are no small parts and tracks, a minimum of TQFP-64 with 0.8mm, the size of...
Well, we can fucking fuck...
- I can fuck you and fuck yourself, can you pay the factory quality, or order somewhere?
...

I love these old Khrushchev houses. I am sick sitting, my nose is clogged, the fever, the flux - everything is angry, in one word. I went to the kitchen to drink tea. While waiting for the tea, I tinned deliciously again. And from the extract I heard someone’s voice: "Be healthy!" And the mood improved immediately =)

Polesov: Should you be nervous about such nonsense, I was somehow asked for the inventory number of the data exchange protocol. No nerves are enough for every fool to be angry.

She
Red where your profile is what you are like

He is
I fell asleep at night :C
It's terrible to say this to women, lol

She
Don’t worry, it happens to everyone.

He is
It’s terrible to hear this from women.

Probably it was a mistake to start the school composition with the word "Storkly";

Why do you have a multimedia converter for reception multi-mode connected, and for transmission single-mode?
Form number 8
and?
What is stolen, we wear.

Snowboarding is the art of collecting the whole snow of the yard in three pieces.

Users are idiots.
Online game client fffffffffff
Tips on the game site to check the computer, windows, download, drivers - why???? It is as if the cows of the caterpillars will not appear after that, because the caterpillars will not leave!
When will they first release a normal gaming client and not repudiate that the user is all wrong? and how then before that point the user's game worked did not interfere with the Windows driver and download??? What is it?? to
The man comes with the refrigerator to the service and says:
The refrigerator is suddenly turned off and has been working before.
- check how clean they are from the inside, the products are fresh, enough power and if the bulb is burning?
Are you going to fix the shit or admina cosplay?

So think here:
"The criminal stole a million rubles to issue pensions in Moscow"

Robin Hood or a thief?

the very moment when you write a fine and smart thought, you raise your eyes to the monitor, and there t,fyysq gbpltw

XXX is hello. I need a wedding photo. How much is it?

YYY: Good day! What date do you have?

What’s the difference to you??? You are strange. We hate nothing from you!

On a federal message, Deputy Fyodorov sits surrounded by CIA agents – iron-cut people, I would have already crossed them all with a fork from the buffet.