Where was she?
I helped my friend carry things.
Did you take the payment from him?
He is a university friend. He has made a huge contribution to my education.
Are you "allowed to write"?

I had a questionnaire on a dating site. I met a young man about 40 years old. invited to dinner. We sit down, chew overdried grocebif and get acquainted. And then he tells me, "My mother told me that I have very beautiful legs for a man" (a topic for a conversation between a retired mother and a son with a thickening baldness). I said to him "Yes? Take off the pants, let’s compare, who is better? What did I do?" I was very upset. Normally in general - the woman first offers him to take off the pants, and he let his jaw be stoned. We did not have a confident conversation.)

For 100k would you forgive that?
Yyy: I normally make money and can afford to be proud.
xxx: Just pride or pride and paid parking?

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One of the comments, Imho is the best:
If Zhouba sends in the dressing room, he will bring

Or other striped tomatoes? Which I have never seen in my whole childhood.

Relax the lady. Eat Colorado tomato bushes (although with less pleasure than potatoes, but eat).
So if you haven’t seen something, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.

It no longer decorates.
and ==
“Now the barrel decorates the top of the Elbrus and is part of the monument installed on it.”
and ==
We are late, ladies and gentlemen. We walked 5.5 km and dropped the barrel. The great people, the great people. and sarcasm

Dear taxpayer "Pay and forget" No.18338, or "On taxes".

My fully white, official salary before taxes in 2014 was, slightly rounding, 2 million rubles.
13%, calculated directly from me - 260 thousand, or 21 600 rubles. in a month.
What kind of services do I have the right to receive from the state for this money?
At the same time, I am treated for DMS in a non-state clinic, I pay for 100% of utilities, I do not consume any benefits. Yes, my child is going to public school, but it’s obviously not long.
The employer pays me ESN 30% (more precisely, contributions to the PFR, FFOMS and FSS) for the amount, respectively, 600 thousand, or 50 thousand a month. Without taxes, I could have gotten them on my hands.
So yes, for 71,600 rubles. My direct (excluding indirect) taxes include at least two civil servants or three pensioners.
I think I have the right to demand.

Seeing your drunk girl dancing striptease is like coming to your child’s breakfast. You also sit and worry very much for her to perform well.

Just listen to what they say in transport. I understand the general sense of what they say. all kinds of platforms on the left right, the train does not go further, please release the wagons :))))))))), liben damen und herren, our plane has emergency exits :) ))))))))))))
Here is yes. You get on the train after a beer, and there, the plane has emergency exits =)

I found it in a publication here:
Few people know where it came from that the third toast is drunk for those who are in the sea. The fact is that there was no such connection before as we have now. They drank the first toast for the living, the second toast for the dead, and the third toast for the sailors, because they did not know whether they were alive or not.
The sailors of Schrödinger, their mother. Where to get a cat...

My husband wrote to me from work:

"Take me my pills, please"
"And the sweater"
"Shoes and Shoes"
"Sorry for being so unromantic... but you can catch up with Tomik Akhmatova :)))"

Zzzz: I don’t have the strength to get out of bed every morning
[9:54] xxx: got up today at 5:30 p.m. with cucumbers, accept applications for training "How to find strength to get up every morning from bed"
[9:54] yyy: the cucumbers understand, but how long did he get up?

Infinitely you can look at three things: how fire burns, how water flows, and how other people work.

It is like a 3D printer.

Zzz: I forgot about the washing machine.

It happens, yes. When I and the Italians from Alenia in Turin were working on the Yak-130, they went around to watch me eat their pasta. Because I took a plate, and under boiling water, I washed the sauce from the bowl; then I poured sugar and so I sat down. Well, you will not explain to them about the garrison childhood of the 80s; when the father - after a day on the belt, the mother on daily duty in the hospital; and at home from food - pasta and tea with sugar. And tomatoes, pasta sauce, ketchup, and in general all the tomatoes I still hate, because on the holidays at my grandmother in Krasnodar every morning I had to collect from tomato bushes a bowl of striped bushes, which I then melted in petroleum.

XXX: I was trying to find a normal porn on the internet.
In the end, I ordered a thermocouple.
Because there is no normal porn on the internet.
XXX: That kind of stuff.
xxx: pfff

"Today in the clinic, in the line to the pediatrician, a woman-alkas (typical swollen face) was sitting with a daughter of five years. The girl approached the two older girls, hand-in-hand, and said proudly: "And my mom works... at the landfill!"

- And when I was a kid, to the question "Where does your mom work?" she answered proudly, "There, behind the laundry." My mother worked in a closed defense department.

We are late, ladies and gentlemen. We walked 5.5 km and dropped the barrel. The great people, the great people. and sarcasm

Did you look at the neighboring mountain? Or maybe someone took a place with her to do it and forgot to return it.

Yes!!! It is done! I finally saw a woman who bought a laundry powder, soap, cream and what a shit commercial! After all this, the worker walked through the hall and obtained from glass stuccoes, with opening and locking... while the aunt before the purchase received 2 packages and sent a fifth of letters... all this happened at lunch time)))
It is incomprehensible how this aunt did not burn from the sparkling gaze of the line that gathered behind her is incomprehensible!

Another example of the law of evil. I am on the tank:

Girl: "Do you have a Gazprom map?"
I [first decided to predict the predictable question]: "There are no maps. No, I don’t want to buy it."
Girl: "And we don’t have them!) Do you want coffee?and "

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