It was 2010. As a result of an accident, I got a cut about a centimeter-and-a-half depth and about 11 cm in length. in the hand. The veins were not affected, but the blood was not shed so much. At home he interrupted and went to 21 hospital in the trauma point (Ufa). To my surprise, there was only one man in front of me.

When he came to the doctor, it was a man of 40 years, explained what happened. He came into some joyful surprise. “Ugh... not bad.” I grew up, to be honest. Here is the dialogue:

D: Do not misunderstand me, my son is following my footsteps, he needs practice, he likes it, but he has 1st course yet, there is no work, you will not mind if I show him how to sew and he will try a little? We live here on the Forest Pass, he will arrive in 5 minutes.



I slightly abdicated, of course, but like a man looking good, well, the first impression, anxious, somewhat searching looking. FIG with him.



I: Yes, in principle, if you look at it.

D: Yes, I’ll be there, don’t be afraid, thank you!



He put a bandage on my hand, sat on the couch and began to call my son. The nurse, by the way, did not even tell my ear, she recorded my data.



D (by phone): Hi, let me go to practice. Yes, I’m waiting, get it faster. (me): now it is fast, you have nothing terrible so, sweat and all, will you endure a little?



I am fine, I agreed. In five minutes, a young man came in and said goodbye. The doctor explained what it was, took me to the operating room, went to wash my hands and took the matter. I liked that the guy first asked when they were vaccinated against tetanus. Really liked it. And he has a look that evaluates: what and how to do. The guy under the comments of the doctor wrapped his hand, cleaned and sewed everything himself. I was not even stressed. The movements are confident, a couple of times the father asked how deep and about the node something. I see, he likes it. It was great to see such enthusiasm.



They did everything. He handled and processed me. The doctor asked my son what I needed to take from the medication and satisfied with the answer sent me home. I thanked him and gave him three barbarian cakes. My boyfriend was still in the car until he took me to the neighboring area, in Sipajlovo. From a conversation along the way, I learned that he entered the medicine, will be the same traumatologist as his father and the profession the future very much likes.

Women... men. Some have p**da between their legs, others have h*j. and still think with their ass.

Ten years ago in our amateur football team at the tournament played a guy, very even played well. As it turned out, the former professional hockey player, as if even had time to play for Salavat Yulia.

And here I was told a story about him. He went for a visit to a town. At the airport he is met by a representative of the team with a sign in his hands, on which is written its name (team). Go to base. On the same day, training and giving him... a football shirt in front of her. The WTF? ? to ? to Well, in principle, this is not new for the guy, his hockey team practiced training in the form of football.

They go to the field, play a two-sided game, after which they say to him, "You arrange us, we take you." He is so shocked, “What, you won’t even see me on the hockey court? ? to ? “

There are two teams in the city with the same name, football and hockey. But he still chose hockey.

E. Kaspersky stumbles before the experienced pilot-instructor (Dennis Okan) of the S7 company:

Did you know that all modern aircraft and most major airports are equipped with automatic landing systems? That is, the pilot chooses the landing airport, receives the “well, put it here” from the local dispatchers, and then navigates with the autopilot. - and landed at the right point, in a certain direction and speed, at a predetermined time. is normal? Yes, there are such miracles... Definitely, the technique runs. Sometimes people are mistaken.

D. O I agree, people make mistakes more often. Just look at the software products.

Briefly about the situation with computers in the clinic, where a relative works: in the office there is a computer with a thin client (without a screw, with a seal) with a custom load on the network of one of the linux distributions in which to work through special. Only one network resource is available to the program, requesting account data when logging in. Accounting data doctors do not know and why this resource is also needed. Doctors would be happy to use this computer at least for assembling and printing documents, but there will be nowhere to save them: the home folder does not save the content and after restart is cleaned, and the installation of flashes is blocked.
There is a useless computer in the cabinet with a large beautiful monitor, with a printer connected to it, but no one can use it. So we live.

Fuck it, with liberal democracy, what a fortune that America is not trying to impose its system of measures on the world!

LIKE: The best pickup guide I've ever heard in South Park from Eric Cartman (naturally): "Wait until she's silent, repeat her last phrase and say "What a deep thought... I've never thought about it before")))

By the end of the second week without hot water, my husband told me I was mixing the water in the basement incorrectly.
I add hot water from the pot to the cold water in the tavern. And so I cool the hot water, it cools faster.
And it is necessary: to mix hot water cold, as if heating it.
Seriously is it?! to

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YYY: The shoes?
The phone was in my pocket!

No real woman dreamed of getting a shirt and collar as a gift. If a man spends on a shirt-collar, then he is deeply offended by the interests of his wife, but he obviously wants to squeeze the wallet, so he is harassed by a saleswoman (she is also a woman should definitely know better what the absolutely unfamiliar aunt wants than her aunt's husband, not one year living together, ah), the saleswoman, of course, will like it even more popy, but not popy on a "to suck more expensive and that is less likely to buy consciously" - accordingly, and suck. At the age of fifty before men finally come to the conclusion that a real woman may be more likely to want a screwdriver, gravy, or a new aquarium hose on the DR. Some people say this directly before, but it comes into effect "something is not accepted / unspontaneous, probably cuddling!" and as a result, again sellers of flower crowns and jewellery cheerfully rub their feet.

Driver-X: This is called irony. At first you fly like the last time, you are cool, you have the fastest car on the earth in Belarus, you will come home much faster than all those nausea that do not know how to ride and write on the road. And then fucking! and you are standing on the MCCAD, the car is in the dust, you are waiting for GAI, you are made guilty for some reason, a broken car must be imported on the evacuator for your money, in your affairs, of course, you will not have time, the GAI fine, possibly deprivation, the car is not in use at the price of the debris, not under the repair at the price of another such car. And this is the best arrangement in which no one, including yourself, has been hurt by your fault. In short: time, nerves and money. And I'm going to go on my almost legal 90-99 km / h and at rest I'll come home, hug my wife, we'll go for a walk with our son... and you're still on the track at the broken cork. Take a step forward, friends.

quadrophenic: I read the first three books at the beginning of the century, still hell then who knew what the Game of Thrones is, and the series was not even in the project. Then, three years later, Pier waited for the thorns, before leaving again read everything. Then for another five years Dancing with Dragons waited, again to read. And then he stopped working at all, Martin, SK, began to adapt the series. I cried out and stopped reading and watching this until he wrote the source. Let him write, then I’ll read and look.

Subject: Rough

>Nobody is interested in not shaving girls.

A man, shaving girls are either forever busy shaving, or constantly shaving on the touch. What is interesting?

Scientists are burning.
xxx tells about two types of thermonuclear installations, tells about the fact that both have disadvantages in the form of high complexity and cost of the applied technology and unclear prospects in the case of obtaining clean energy. Then it summarizes: "Traditional choice of dessert from root fruits with low sugar content."
I did not immediately understand what he was about.

For the fool and the shame, Piar.

A new nurse came to our office. Young and stupid. Just ready targets. Food for the sick. He ate, and she ran to me:
He doesn’t want it anymore!
I tell her:
Eat by yourself!
She is:
How is? I do not want!!! to
I am her:
We have this order! If you don’t want to – go to the boss, ask her permission not to eat.
And she went! I have already regretted that I froze this, I sit, waiting for a pizza...yellow from the head.
There comes a nurse with a very stunned face, and says:
I told her as you said.
and?
She replied, “Let me do it myself!”

What happens after poverty?
of poverty.
And after poverty?
The subsistence minimum.

Reviews at the I-Market on the Makita vacuum cleaner.
The Dignity:
It is convenient to run after the cat.
One charge is enough for 3 cleaning.
Combat readiness 15 seconds. Now everything I broke, dissolved, crushed, removed in 2 minutes. The ideal husband.
Disadvantages: It is uncomfortable to remove the dust collector. I am all the time in this dust. Every time I look like a guy from the movie “The Great Lebowski” when he scattered the dust over the ocean during the breeze.
Previously, I suffered from the ridicule of my friends, they laughed that I was cleaning. But I am afraid of my wife, so I continue to suck. Everything changed when I bought this carpet. My wife is also beating me, but now, when the root rings during the cleaning, I say that I’m doing homework with the makita. What questions can there be, man in the house! In beauty, everything went well, preserved dignity in general.

A funny observation. At the beginning of work, I had to work in small firms with not very high salaries. The toilets there were clean and did not smell, although they were cleaned a couple of times a day. Some of the last jobs - firms are bigger and salaries are bigger. Toilets are dirty and stinky, despite the hourly cleaning. The conclusion is that the increase in income levels makes people shit. Think about that.

Man, if he sets a goal, can destroy life altogether. Hopefully this will not happen until some bacteria remain.

Not just bacteria. The experience of the reserve "Chernobyl" is more than optimistic in the forecast. The conclusion is simple: better with radiation than with humans. These people are frightened by three-eyed rabbits and two-headed rabbits. And Mother Nature can easily cope with these deviations. Destroy all life on continents? and what? Have you forgotten where life came from? Nature to all this radiation together with the human race - and from the high bell.
It seems that for Life, the emergence of the Mind is like a watermelon. It is easy - there is immunity. And hence the sad conclusion: we are not the first in Life.