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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №91485
 22.12.2013
You will be ashamed of copying the materials in whole or in part without the author’s consent.
anton.shevchuk.name/jquery-book/

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №91484
 22.12.2013
Karoch, I wake up this morning, I drink coffee, I realize I am late for a couple. Well, I don’t think I’m going to be in a hurry, anyway, we’re not complaining about being late. And then I remember that I’m driving a couple.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №91483
 22.12.2013
My boyfriend’s boyfriend is a gamer. She hasn’t been able to call him for two hours, she’s angry. I calm as much as I can.
What are you? Maybe he’s in a ride...
In the railroad? Better to fuck him!!! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №91482
 22.12.2013
The xxx:
My friend at the age of 13 got sick with varicella. And lying for a month in an empty apartment (parents for 10 hours at work) read (so it turned out that after moving, only one box of books remained in the apartment) the entire Gulag Archipelago. As he himself expressed, "I became bored" after that.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №91481
 22.12.2013
These wise men:

God, when did dogs and cats become more important to you than people?

When – I don’t know, but where can I say.
There is a documentary series - Natives in England, there natives from French Polynesia came to England. They went to a hairdresser for animals. They looked at. After a while, later, they saw the bombardment and asked, “Who is this?” They explain that this person does not have a home and lives on the street (and the European winter on the street). The locals asked: How is it? The man has no home and he eats what he gets, and the dogs have a hairdresser. Why so?
There was no answer.
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And what I want him, I pay with my personal earned money: at least tastes, at least toys, at least a haircut if necessary, at least a cat 3d cinema if it is invented and I can buy it.
Why should I pay for other people’s bombs? They are, unlike the cat, like they should also be able to work and earn money, than they are worse than me?
Why should I be more important to my left-handed bear than my native, loving and loving cat?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №91480
 22.12.2013
You will have to master the Korean cuisine.
WOW :?
We have a carrot and a dog.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №91479
 22.12.2013
Written by my wife:
It is hard to be the wife of Sisadmin.
Then the servo fell, and they fell there.
Then the net suddenly no longer means their lunch was crying.
Here they are sick, sick, they are sick again.
Wait at home again. Will he come back at ten?! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №91478
 22.12.2013
I chose a laptop. Shred templates for sellers.
In one large store of computer equipment (I will keep silent about the name) the following happened. I walk in the rows and see what they are offering. The seller runs.
Q: Girl, can I help you? Do you need a laptop?
I : Yes. for work.
Q: And of course, you want white?
I: I need a laptop with an Intel Core i7 processor, at the bad end - 5. A discrete graphic controller. The chipset is preferably GeForce. Minimum memory of 6 GB. The screen is at least 15.6, preferably bright. The hard disk is 640 GB. If you have such a white, nothing to do, I will take a white.
Q: Oh, sorry, we don’t have that.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №91477
 22.12.2013
to this:
The customer's comment on the project: You need to correct that when you put on a green blank, it is green, but green so that it is green, and that green is green.

The most interesting thing I seem to understand is what the client meant.
Funny feeling, whether I moved to a new level of understanding customer jumping, or just degraded.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №91476
 22.12.2013
I’m no longer an athlete.)
You know how to put it, you know how to put it. ?
I don't want to decide anything, I want to continue - further - to accept - further - not to put the yandex bar - ready

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №91475
 22.12.2013
The law of the market. Every financial light, in the first place, darkened.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №91474
 22.12.2013
Consequences of a small accident
He walked out of the parking lot and accidentally stuck in a nearby car. As a result, he left a small wreath on her back wing. To wait for the owner of the injured car did not come, so in a hurry. He indicated the place of the intrusion on the leaflet, wrote his apologies, his mobile phone number, wrapped a five-thousand note in that leaflet and threw it onto the driver’s seat through the front door, the glass on which was slightly lowered.
A week has passed, I have already forgotten about this case, as suddenly the mobile account receives 1200 rubles and after 5 minutes followed MMS with a photo of the rear wing and a message: "I spat, painted. Enough is. Here is surrender. thank you.”
I replied, “Not for nothing,” and then I walked and smiled like a fool all day long.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №91473
 22.12.2013
What a trick to pardon Khodorkovsky on the Day of Chekist!
Now Khodorkovsky will have to celebrate it all his life!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №91472
 22.12.2013
Saturday, 10:30 am, I call to order a pizza. At the end of the phone:
I want to order a pizza.
She: Hi, we start working at 11, and I am a cleaner.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №91471
 22.12.2013
to this:

I understand that I’m a puppy here, but to call a deacon (or a proto-diacon) a priest or a pope is like calling an administrator a programmer. As if it was not the same.
and----
As a philosopher I say, nothing like that.
2nd Once five read "calling the dragon a priest", I thought

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №91470
 22.12.2013
If I were born on another day, everything would be different... at least passwords and PINs.

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91469
 22.12.2013
Before I registered in Hanze, I walked quietly without a knife. After two years of reading, I carry a gun, 2 knives, GB, pharmacy box, NAS, diet, 2 lamps, spare battery to the phone. O_O

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №91468
 22.12.2013
Where do my posts from the forum disappear?
Admin: Complicated question.. I did not think about where the messages get after deletion. There may be some kind of paradise (or hell) for messages.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №91467
 22.12.2013
The voice of the Paphos leader:
And the owner of a paper with the address of the site, where you can buy an exact copy of the "Oscar", becomes I... Fe-o-o-dor Bondarchu-u-uk!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №91466
 22.12.2013
The Discovery. to survive together.
Morpheus explains how to focus on the area.
He magnetized the wire, hung it on his hair and said, “Now I know that this is the north/south direction. It remains to be determined where the north and where the south.

And he thinks, crushing from the sun...

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