xxx: Observation: in the chimbio class the most passes, because in half the class the parents are doctors and in case they write certificates
XXX: The Truth, for example, does not walk
You can get a certificate from a gynecologist.
XXX: Or a pathologist

The highest degree of lack of sleep is to fall asleep during training on a running track.

"We are declared an undeclared war"
Patriarch of Kiryusha

When we learn the most terrible truth, there was no air in the USSR.
WOW: It was not. There was some unclear mixture of N2, O2, CO2 and all kinds of impurities.
Oh, and it wasn’t enough, the further from the earth, the heavier it was. I couldn’t get it normally.

News from the world of technology. Yesterday I found in the store a nipple with a proud sticker"WITHOUT SODRY GLUTAMATE". I suspect that it was purified from glutamate by mass spectrometry methods or by enrichment centrifuges. Or how do you, biochemists, divide amino acids?

yyy: With MS you will be depriving a bite of the nipple of glutamate until it becomes blue. In an enrichment factory, in the style of centrifugal uranium enrichment.
Homogenize nakher, collect soluble proteins, isolate insoluble detergent, reset THU, hydrolysate into individual aminoxylates, divide into HPLC. And then modern biochemistry breeds hands, because it is not possible to collect the chicken back.

Dima V: Hi, I clicked on Skype!
Scorpion: Well, how are you, you have to be more careful.

When I was seven I watched movies and if anyone died in the movie I was very sorry for that person. But one day a very nice girl was killed in a movie, my heart couldn’t stand it and I cried with burning tears. My dad didn’t get confused and showed me her photo on PC on the internet, there she smiled and there were videos on YouTube where she told me something. He explained to me that they are artists, that they don’t really die, that it’s all just a movie. Then there were several more times when he showed me pictures of people killed in the movie. I seemed to calm down and stopped taking everything so close to my heart. But one evening my older brother told me that all the photos my father showed me on the internet were taken before the shooting.

It was 10 years ago, my friend and I sat down, drank a foam, missed.

Listening to TV channels, stumbled on TV chat.

I missed the thought, and what if... We write text of approximately the following content:

"A very nice young man will invite a lion to the restaurant, and I will go to Hammer and phone number."

It was an innocent joke, and only. Of course no one was going anywhere.

Such an attack my phone never experienced, there were SMS, MMS (And then there were still in the course of MMS).

He could not use the phone for two days, because of continuous calls from different numbers.

the morality. Think twice)

Oh yeah, I also tried to get rid of the girls of the owners of the Hammer. Given the rarity of this car in our city, so tried to bring the guys to clean water.

The weekend. To the sister came girlfriends, about 14-15 years old, drowned the film of the pencil. This is hell: the girlfriend works as a maid, and the family is idyllic (mamapadeti, the elder bride, 5 years of relationship, etc.) and here the bride breaks her leg, leaves, the guy openly climbs to the girlfriend, cries about too perfect life, loses the girlfriend (from the force of a month of dating at the hat level), throws the bride on the day of engagement at the so-called evening, the girlfriend wins the first place in competitions on snowboard, heppin, ble. Well, okay teenagers, a brainless piece of hormones, they may lack experience, and they do not see in emphasis neither folly, neither betrayal, nor lies. But in the network on this shit with vanilla scent, only positive reviews! All of NRA! This is such a romance! Stop the earth, I will go down.

With regard to the sword, the story is actually even more interesting. There was such a series of onions - "The Tale of the Queen Bove", without any copyright stolen from the Italians, who, in turn, also stole the copyright from the French novel about the knight Bovo d'Anton. History around the 16th century.

So, the sword of the Bova Queen was named Clarence. In the absence of meaning, in the process of redrawing the lube by hand xerox, the sword was first called the sword of the well, and then the usual phrase combination of the sword of the well.

An hour ago I went to a bookstore to buy paper. In front of me at the box was a confused guy who came to pick up books ordered apparently through an online store. But he had no documents with him, and the books have the label "16+"... Earlier the children asked to buy them beer / cigarettes, and now books. Here is! ) p.s I bought books, I bought books.

One of the drivers of the post-industrial economy is the so-called "Scientific "

The essence of it is that in advertising, they openly lie about the characteristics of the product to overpriced sales, and then twisted at any cost, because it is profitable.

That is to say, he lied from three boxes about the quality of the product / service, earned 500 million more than if he did not lie - then distributed 3 million to those who are the most of all, and on this difference in 497 a little hurt.

In the case of the Mask, this thing is built into a cult.

To be honest, it wasn’t he who invented it.

...and ancient designers, such as Tatianyu, designing from the deep 90s, it would be time to transform into dinosaurs, because they will soon disappear...

>Cave - from the word treasure, i.e. The sword was originally hidden somewhere.

Sit down a couple. "Cave" from the word "cave", i.e. of steel. A rare and expensive thing not only in Russia, but throughout the world at that time.

8 Do you sleep?
YYY: No
Are you waking up again?
Tagged: homephone
xxx: forgive me
Tagged: run
YYY: is normal
yyy: But that in a dream it was a signal that my spy bet was revealed, it’s yes, fucking.

Menu in the cafe
In the section 'Sals' yesterday gave
'Sweetness with crab sticks'
and today
' Wonderful lake with pork'
I’m waiting for the next lunch to throw food into my imagination))

A convenient word, for example, is corruption. He was invented for himself by officials in order not to be called thieves, bandits and murderers. A corrupt, like bad, but sounds neutral and almost harmless.

At the age of 19, being a tremendous student of philology on the dispute chose the topic of the course on the features of the language of pornography stories. Internet by cards, memorable site "stoolchik.net", serious analysis of themes, vocabulary and features of submission.

Consultation before defence. In the auditorium, I and my teacher are the same eye-catching philological virgin, only a quarter of a century older, a pack of printed sheets thick with markers of several colors in a small book, we look at the record and find out how many times the word "popka" is found there and how many - "jopa".

Thirty minutes later, the teacher sarcastically corrects the glasses:

Do you know, Annette, the expression "throw the brain"? This is how it looks!

I have a friend and she is very clever. I try not to deal with her. Coincidentally, I heard recently her story about how she got in 1k UAH. In her words: "I wrote in Skype to my friend that I urgently need to throw money on the card, talked to him, well, he dropped. And a day later I wrote that I was hacked and he gave the money to the fraudsters. “Isn’t it bad?” She and her boyfriend start chatting.

There is no morality. Here is.

Recently in the bus she was an unwilling witness to a conversation between two boys aged 10-12:
What is a bikini?
This is the capital of China.
I will go make a salad of bikini cabbage and walk out my bikini.