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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №114072
 29.05.2015
A bunch of male betrayals occurs precisely because of the pregnancy of the wife - you want to fuck, and from the wife in this state returns. Here you have to either sit for nine months on the "hungry patch" or look for alternatives.

Shouldn’t we talk for everyone? Why do you leave your wife for nine months? The very fact of the presence of two strips on the test immediately kills the desire for the whole? tk. visible physiological changes usually occur in months after 3-4.

Well, by the way. If you stop getting up on your wife, maybe it’s your problem?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №114071
 29.05.2015
I wept for a debtor there, but in terms of receiving a decent service here you, dear man, either do not know the question, or you are not childish, because you get exactly what (precisely even more) as much as you paid, for example. economically reasonable payment in times more than the little you have in the payment. Therefore, if you want a “worthful” (although, again, what you think is worthy), then you pay well. Only here I think that if you put out this amount of payment, then you, like a beaten goat, will run to some sort of Bolotny talk about the sales power, etc. and etc.
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Economically reasonable payment is when a monopoly, not interested in optimizing costs, sets a price. well well. The RJD is also losing...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №114070
 29.05.2015
The presence in the seminal fluid of cells with gums was discovered in 1677 by the Dutch microscope Antonie van Leeuwenhoek.

What van Leeuwenhoek did before the discovery - history is silent.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114069
 29.05.2015
YYU: And now stand in the corner and think about your sql request.

[ + 16 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114068
 29.05.2015
And that, without the skill of cooking cakes, borst and similar multi-level dishes, marriage is no longer going out?))) guys, and you really know how to install cranes, hang lustres and repair broken furniture? Eat what they give. And it’s not necessary to say that you can hire masters, then you can also order a puppy to bring, right?)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №114067
 28.05.2015
Once needed a DDR1 plan, for one old animal, for work. I go to the announcement I find a person and here a meeting was scheduled. I stand in the yard waiting for him, next to him another friend for the company. And here comes to us such a guy in a jacket to his knees and speaks.
You ordered the operation.
Well yes we
He puts his pockets and gets his plans. Choose the mouth. Standing we choose no one to interfere and here from behind the back 2 mints approach us, faces satisfied can not be straight.
Do you trade spams?
It was necessary to see how their faces changed when they saw the plank with a stitch in their hands. And here, not far from science fiction, Moscow visited the idea, and what if someday some iron would not be able to trade OO?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №114066
 28.05.2015
HOTARU: We live with a very hairy and clawed cat. She usually does not climb to me, because she has a hostess, and yesterday she lay right next to me, stretched and murmured. I thought that she felt my kindness and all that, and it turned out that she just lay down under the warm air from the notepad and warm up.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114065
 28.05.2015
It is strange. I noticed long ago. When the phone is charged and in inactive mode, there are no signals or vibrations when a message arrives.
and AGA. When I eat, I am deaf and dumb.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №114064
 28.05.2015
>>> The specialist on the couch is immediately visible - manganese is included in the list of drug precursors and therefore is a substance of strict reporting.

A lawyer is immediately visible, not a specialist. Salic acid is a precursor, it is in the stomach of every person, so let us ban people.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №114063
 28.05.2015
Eight gunshots did not kill a businessman in Moscow.
by Boris H. Would you fall?! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №114062
 28.05.2015
It’s nice to lie down while there’s hard work.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114061
 28.05.2015
I guessed with girls crosswords -"Little portable organ?"
Variants of the sea, started with a vibrator.
It was a musical instrument.
Freud is smiling.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №114060
 28.05.2015
She sits, repeats the alphabet, and suddenly asks:
“Mom, where is it really?
Clearly, I am not talking about what I am talking about. The little one shows me:
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A...

People, where is the Jade?! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №114059
 28.05.2015
Should Mikhalkov pay 1% tax in cases when he buys net media:
For your new movie?
- for the needs of the network "We eat at home!"?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №114058
 28.05.2015
>>> Now you are unhappy with the plum children, and then what? What next, Karl? Will you beat them again? to destroy? to rape? to kill?

Read, and go to a psychologist, and better to a psychiatrist. For the logical chain of a normal person is “unhappy” – improve, and the logical chain of a psychopath is “unhappy” – destroy.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114057
 28.05.2015
There is no chance for smart women.
On the backdrop of the TP, any fool will look like a bitch of a bitch.
The old joke "What fool will tolerate a wife smarter than himself?"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №114056
 28.05.2015
Added
>> In the topic of modern names of candy.

Yesterday the husband brought a package, and in it a whole kilogram of woman’s bites))). So they are called candy..."A woman’s bite"...In my opinion, quite unexpected)))
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The same company has sweets "Man’s Tears". They look very cute in one vase.)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №114055
 28.05.2015
A fifteen-year-old fucking nephew scored some points in some app and won an invitation to a cool show. Now he sells one of his accounts to buy a ticket and a girl. All, I am calm for the current generation, "turning behind the computer" is not such a useless occupation at all.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №114054
 28.05.2015
My 7 year old daughter is frozen. He threw his coat on her, her knees folded and she fell.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №114053
 28.05.2015
I was so well educated that after watching the movie "Teleport" I thought what I would do if I had such abilities... So, I would open an international delivery service and demand very good money for my work, in parallel - the rescue service. And time would be enough. Legal and profitable.
While my friends shared their options:
They would rob banks.
I would go to all movie shows and closed parties.
They would eat for free what they wanted, and then just teleported from the toilet home, etc.

You won’t believe, I thought about this one hour ago. Only I thought of the stationary devices and the fact that every caveat of customs and visa departments would immediately stand on the dust. The company must also be a secret.

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