Never count on the "Speed" who never worked with "Speed" who never called.

In Murmansk, for instance, there are doctors with higher education who understand that it is impossible to make a diagnosis by phone. High temperature can mean common colds and cough, measles, diphtheria, as well as the recent West Nile fever that visited Russia; the head can get sick with the spleen, and maybe from a stroke; the stomach can reduce from yesterday’s salad and from appendicitis and ectopic pregnancy. They always come for a challenge. Of course, sometimes they are wrong, sometimes we are wrong, because this is life. But we know that our "white coats" are always flying to help us! Thanks to our doctors!

“I never drank before, and today I drank a liter of beer for the first time, and you know, I liked it.
Congratulations, you have so many discoveries and adventures ahead of you. Welcome to the magical world of female alcoholism.

I am studying literature for a screenwriter.
In my free time, I write stories and write them out.
Hello to everyone ;-)

I see.

Don’t go fucking, right? If you are so poor,

It’s amazing how a second pair of socks changes a person.

XXX: Everything needs to be in your hands
yyy: and the corny))
xxx is?
XXX: What a shredder
Yyy: well to eat it if you’re hungry))

Referendum in Scotland:
FreeEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOO!!!! to

XX: So there is a restaurant on the corner "Chinese Kitchen" is called. And apparently the restaurant is not very popular, considering that they can not change the sign, from which three years ago the first two letters of the word Kitchen fell.

Talk to the owner of the evil and stupid dog:

We don’t like kids, idiots and idiots.
And the kids for what?
Probably because they grow up into fools and idiots.
... to fucking.
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You will not argue.

The price of apartments in Moscow is harsh.
They are worth a penny, I assure you.
What a couple of billions of copies, fi

When in 1962. In the USSR, the death penalty for rape was restored, rapists began to seek a victim very often, because it is the highest measure, and the body does not identify anyone.
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From this instructive historical experience it follows that the adequate measure of punishment for the rapist is not execution, but castration.

xxx: I was with a dermatologist today, an old grandfather with Parkinson’s disease or something like that. You know, the shaking hands.
When he touched me to check out something there, I thought that if he was a gynecologist, he would not have a break from patients.

Milk rivers, oak beaches - the dish of Russian cuisine is like this.
Previously, the acid was cooked thick, well, as cold or jelly was obtained when cooled. and tk. sugar was in deficit, then excess acid was softened with milk, i.e. They poured milk into the jelly and ate a spoon. My grandmother fed me that way. In the plate was applied jelly, milk on top, and a spoonful of it to eat. Milk flows into the depths and rivers from milk and lakes are obtained. It tastes. You can’t get this package out.
and your cap.

Ladies and gentlemen commentators, especially those who write about the author’s daughter, don’t you really understand what exactly you are talking about. After all, you are the beasts ready to hit anyone, especially when there is an objective pretext, such as a crime. It is you who cover up your evil deeds with a mask of false morality, and then, when you step in the other finger, you shout, “He is worse!” Unfortunately, such behavior does not make you better.
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Those who caught up with this rapist didn’t think they were morally better. Everyone was simply stunned by the ease and cynicism with which he described his terrible crime. It is terrible, one of the most terrible. To come up with three girls and still remember it with poorly concealed nostalgia for the '90s' - if you don't understand why it makes us angry, then you clearly have something wrong with compassion and humanity.
And with his daughter no one wants to go and from the position of teacher asked, because it is scary. Parents are afraid for their children, especially for young girls. I would myself be afraid of a person about whom I would learn something like this, and I would try not to communicate with him. No matter how interesting he was. Right someone wrote that having a wife is an unprecedented grace of fate.

Listen carefully, I will not repeat.
What is?
I say I will not repeat.

Do you know why women have cockroaches in their heads? Do men not have?
Because the cockroaches are eaten by other, more terrifying animals, the Khomyak and the Frog.

Idiots conducting dialogue with authors from behind. Stop having my mouse!! to

I sell computer discs, my working week:

Custom porn, clean mr3 discs, movies on mr3,
Is there a game of chess not EMERZE and ESDE STOP I took?
I want new modern Soviet films!
Siddhartha is what? Is there more? Will not go...
Is there a M3 clip?
Is there a map of Minsk on the disk in the switch in the car to insert so that it works as a navigator?
And why are the albums on mr3 placed in reverse order? (I did not buy... the reason, b... d!!!)
The Sims2 in our DVD player does not include anything
Do you have music? Yes is? And what?
Is there a circle?
Soft to go on my GTA 4 comp, right?
Avatar, well, the shob was already with the hair
Is it possible to have the series "Angelina" and "Indouz" on the same disc?
And there’s a new movie with this, his still happy advertising, well this, he has a daddy. Where did he play? And everywhere! The Spy with Bondarchuk.
Is there a strategy - a fly-like horse horse horse horse, like the Internet?
What is Wind? The Expedition!
Are there cinemas?
Do you have M3 or SD? Oh yeah, Trident
I bought a disc. 3000 books of philosophy. I’ve been fascinated by all this shit before.
Did you have to kill people?
Is Britney Spears healthy?
Give the detective only to be a series, but not a series. To be with humor, it must be interesting, and that it is a movie, and that everything becomes known only at the very end.

From Marvel Heroes 2015.

Aah, I got Odin’s prize box, and it doesn’t open!!! to
Oh no, stop, open up, I’m just an idiot.
HH: I’ve always had problems with this.

Democracy ends where, with the decline of the standard of living of the people, the rating of the current power is growing confidently.

The deceased artist Porhovnikov told at a meeting with spectators.
In the 1970s, a film about the Civil War was filmed. The work goes in turn, but is briefly interrupted by some lengthy scroll:
Y-Y-Y-Y, Y-Y-Y-Y, Y-Y-Y-Y...
Everyone who was around froze and looked around.
To the place of the shooting approached an old-old claw, pulling behind an old-old brick. The entire structure was controlled inexpressively by an ancient grandfather, dressed in a proper way - caliphs, boots. Arriving close to the site, the brick stopped, and the grandfather began to watch closely what was happening. When he saw that there was no continuation, the people returned to their business.
The day was unsuccessful.
According to the director's plan, it was necessary to show the shooting Mauser with a large plan. And Mauser was suitable, but only the shooters could not shoot him. The pyrotechnicians broke off their feet and exhausted the entire stock of non-normative vocabulary, but the matter never progressed - Comrade Mauser shot only once - during the inspection after the next repair. As soon as he got into the search engine, the shooting stopped.
- I-I-I-T, I-I-I-T, I-I-I-T... - the carriage turned and went in the opposite direction.
The filming continued; from time to time the director returned to Mauser, but it was all unsuccessful.
- Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y The grandfather used his sinus and pulled out some clutter; something heavy, wrapped in an oily cloth.
He turned, and the eyes opened a magnificent Mauser; cared for and shining like a new one.
“Take it,” said the grandfather, “this never gives a bucket.
And did not cheat. With anything, and with Mauser, there was no problem anymore.
I don’t remember what it was for the movie, but who knew – in the movie was Mauser of the same grandfather.