The fool may give him the questionnaire to fill up with your idiotic questions. What is the difference between who and how? What else to ask, favorite children’s books? Should you also be interested in the behavior of the pedestrians?
What does this have to do with whether or not he cares about the child?

Oh, you are wrong here. About the attitude to the LGBT can be asked - if it splashes saliva "Pidars on the reyu" - there is a high probability that the specimen is simultaneously chauvinist and misogyn. And it would be an honor to leave grandmother and children without a spade. At least statistically so is it. In principle, I know a couple of fierce homophobes who care for their offspring. But it's obvious that it's up to the first "cossack" of their aunts: the gentlemen don't hide that the ex-wife = former children.
So maybe a test and not bad...

"When we checked Pornhub, we found two critical leaks... "—a passage from an information security article. The Habr.

Do we go to Tartar?
Thanks for the suggestion, but I pass.
X: I meant the theatre and I changed the phone.
W: How now and the theater is not willing, and you may lie that the phone corrected because I am not going :r
X: Okay, I don’t know what a tartar is.
U: And your phone knows, now I’m afraid of him, he decided that I’m his competitor and wants to send me to the Tartar.

The first time I gave birth a year ago, nicotine so did the program, although premature. There are shortcomings, one of the main functions is working incorrectly. I managed to get rid of the bugs - it licked for two months. Right now in the woods. It weighs 460 kB.
The second can not give birth, pregnancy is delayed, very useful freeware for vector images. Difficulty with the parameters of figures, mathematical algorithms have to compose themselves. It will be strong!

Doctor, I am not well!
Here you have a bouquet of violins, chew!! to
“Doctor, but it doesn’t taste good and I think it’s worse!
Jade to Jade. You will still not be saved, but our pathologist has a birthday today!

by Kirina (c)

The fact is even more funny:

A funny fact: most women are engaged in raising children, but in the fact that the boys grow up fools - men are definitely to blame.

A child is spoiled as you try to raise him, if he does not have a worthy example in front of his eyes, with which he could identify and whom to imitate. If the dad-mudak, or dad-svintil, then the hope is only on the outsider "father's" figures.

Layk: The phrase "lost his head from passion" is especially disliked by male godmills.

Xxx: I’ve been told here that people are actively using Instagram as their primary messenger. Whether I am in 2007, or they are. In the confusion.
Yyy: People do not use utyug as a messenger.

We are the owners of a black-black cat, which suddenly began to eat, like not in itself. My wife writes to me at work.
Wife: Mu-ha-ha, the mystery of the disappearance of cat food has been uncovered!
Wife: Throw, I went to hang my clothes in the garden, I go back to the house, Claks is coming to meet me, he barely knocks me off.
Wife: I go to the kindergarten, and she is quiet.
Wife: I thought it was time for Vladimirovskaya. I go out of the house for some reason again, and the same black cat sits on the fence and smokes on me!
I’ve never seen a black cat like that.)

If at night he became sad, he went out to the shore of sorrow and melodically cast on the pine.

The beasts sleep, and only the eagle.
The hell continues.

ios: The update has jumped, it’s mega-hard and it’s all work. to establish?
USR: I do not want.
Can I install it at night?
USR is no.
Do you want to install an update right now?
USR is no. No need at night either.
ios: What about the update?
USR: You will not be left behind from the living. Now put it.
Fuck to you. Your battery is discharged.

XX: Decided with a friend to name the firstborns in honor of each other. How can you convince her that Mary is a male name?
Erich Maria Remark, please use it :)

Tired of her, she gave birth, Edak gave birth. The most sad sadness: a man goes on the street - the girls around are beautiful (90 percent, a girl MUST be beautiful), a woman goes on the street looking to throw nowhere (a man is enough to be slightly more beautiful than monkeys).

xxx: I watched a program about nature yesterday, they talked about sea cucumbers. So these creatures do not have a brain, but this does not prevent them from living, eating and even defending against fish.
xxx: And then I realized that most people around are sea cucumbers.

"The Ministry of Health advised Russians not to lie on flour".

Sugar, salt, meat, butter - products are harmful.
Therefore, the party does not give its people. She eats herself. c) The downsides

Without laughter to read the description of this kit on AliExpress is impossible.
Chinese companies have been selling these products for a week.

"Pupconavta set to look for buds in cats, cats. You can’t chew a gloves if the beast is evil. You can’t look for rises, lions and tigers! The best choice, the low price!"

The set includes a lump, bilateral chest (small and large tooth) and gloves not procured by cats. The instructions also printed a lot of QR-codes of sites and forums, where you can immediately send a photo from the smartphone in case of a successful search.

xxx: the healing properties of hernia - if you put it on everything, it becomes much easier

From a letter to a colleague:
Are you a cat?
I am a dog.

I went to the shopping center today. A woman in a shirt with the inscription “I’m a fool.” I thought it was strange, even looking around. On the back is the inscription “You too...”))

A funny story happened to a friend of mine.

Near his home was a pharmacy, where he constantly had to go on instructions from his mother. Since his memory is like a goldfish, but for 5 minutes, he was constantly given a paper with a list of necessary purchases. I don’t know, for the sake of a sting or according to what evil plan, when he came to this pharmacy, he quietly gave the paper to the pharmacist and looked closely at it. The pharmacist probably by inexperience took him for silent, which my friend used. This circus lasted for one and a half years.

And one day, by the will of fate, the guy remains at home alone with his newly born girlfriend, with whom they actually have a very close relationship. But at the most picky moment it turned out that there was no rubber. While the girl is hot and wants a sequel, our hero is not a bag, quickly clothes and runs to the pharmacy to his "known" pharmacist. Is it necessary to say that there was no time for writing all kinds of papers, and he just burned out:

Give me a pack of condoms.

If anyone has heard the expression "eye for five rubles", then this was the case! and :)