16.12.2009 11:06:33, Lana
Good morning colleagues!
Fire safety exercises will be held at the BC ***** today.
At 12:00 a.m. the sirene will work, but because of the strong frost we will not run out on the street, everyone remains in place.

I was 7-8 years old then. Every parent had a cassette. I had a hard German. I - naturally - watched these cassettes after school before the arrival of relatives.Nothing, of course, did not understand what he really wants from her, but there at the end was a captivating scene of the main character with a horse. On Saturday evening, somehow mompapa insisted on sending me out for a walk.I ran a little for sight and broke up. I go in and find my ancestors watching this movie. They swallowed, the father throws his chest on the horizon like the Matrosov on the embryo, which I said: No-no-no, look, there will still be such a cool scene at the end, with a horse! You will not regret!

Low temperature is when:
I went to the balcony, crashed, just crashed, into my mom’s coat, which dried up there and I, fucking, hurt!

AmЁbA (20:13:56 15/12/2009)
Natasha said Anton goes, I crashed from the place, went into the corridor, struck the cat off her feet, almost fell, trying to get my foot in the trousers, smashed the rod of the tonac, began to panic in the kitchen, collecting dirty dishes.

I have an interesting job!!! to
I sit, I work, I don’t touch anyone.

Call from UDF:
by ALLE
Sergey, are you at work?
- Yes
I need your help very much! Just urgently!! to
Yes I listen.
First Deputy Minister of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation
Do you need to remove the first Deputy Minister of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation?
- *A little bit, the voice in the phone added* From our website.
and OK.

I call back:
Serge, have you cleaned it?
Yes, he is no longer.
Thank you very much!! Very well done!!! to

I tried to sit at home. I go to bed.

Igrek: Are you at home?
Snickerz: Yes, and when will you be?
Igrek: I will be there soon. You clean up and wash your socks, you know?
Snickerz is?? to
Igrek: or the calves will come to us, you will take off your socks and they will take off.)
Snickerz: Don’t fuck, I’ll hide them in the closet!
Igrek: THE TELKS will run away, not the socks, fool!!!))

When a star falls, you have to make a wish.
So, 99% of the wishes sound like this: "Oh you fucking!!!"

to this:

I am studying biochemistry. I do not touch anyone. The table is right next to the window. Suddenly the snow comes in the window... I understand all winter, snow fun people play in the snow.
I live on 14 (!) Floor O
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Quotes that start with words like balsams for the soul.

A familiar admin was presented for a joke of humor a vibrator with the inscription "for the wire". Well, to not bother himself - with such a hint ;) He now holds it in his chamber on the monitor.
One day he told me: I met his boss in the hallway and said "O, yyyy, digitize me quickly this text". And it gives the text: on ten sheets, and all fly away (the scratches, see, ended up with someone). YYYY took the sheets, sprinkled and postponed for later. It is the first thing that has come to pass (clear).
The boss enters: Well, where is the text?
YYYY: I haven’t had time yet. But I just gathered. honestly!
The boss (see the stack with the object placed on it): Yes, I see...

umbro (01:18:40 16/12/2009)
We have a corporate volunteer for the new year on 29th)))) you come - you drink nahalava. If you don’t come – a fine of 800 rubles. ))))

iBot: How is it?

JackTheCat: You are already asking me this! Every day, every fuck his mother asks the same thing! Should I answer you? Everything is OK? This is all Hueva!! There are no jobs, the car is broken, the wife is suffocating Moscow, and you ask how to do it? Go off with these questions!

I think you are somehow upset...

to this:

Winnie Pooh: pig or cock?
YYY: and otherwise
YYY: Other
Xxx: The pork?))))
XXX is a mutant?
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They are mutants!! Winnie the Pooh is a bear!!! to

Prayer (23:55:12 14/12/2009)
I think, where do I have a syphonite so around the apartment.. so my joy in the bedroom left the window open...

Anastasia(23:55:33 14/12/2009)
Everything is ventilated.

Anastasia(23:55:40 14/12/2009)
No bacteria

Pasha Suzuki (23:56:14 14/12/2009)
Oh... they were gone... I should have been the next...

In response to:
A woman weighing 140 kg came to the pharmacy and bought her capsules
to burn fat for 1136 rubles, then for two months it
I took two capsules a day. How much did she lose?
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1136 rubles and 2 months... =)))

I went out to smoke...somebody’s biting there.
I go out and look at a taxi in the middle of the road, there is an ambulance behind her, and she is bicycling.
The taxi driver is sitting - he is not at work
Then the driver comes out of the ambulance and with the key to 36 somewhere.
hčc: approaches the taxi and the key to the side where he was driving... the glass fuck... takes the driver for the skin pulls to the window and a couple of times with his fist to fuck....chucks cut off or hz what...
The ambulance driver quietly pulls out the driver and takes him to the ambulance.
...
Fuck... now she was driving an ambulance quietly drove a taxi and went on an ambulance.
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Ambulance drivers should be given pistols, armor vests and the right to shoot the foot of anyone who does not give in to the ambulance.
That they were cooler even to the collectors, because the life of the patient is more important than money.

There is a salary for which you don’t want to work there is a job for which you don’t want to get a salary.

Oh, the pioneer about the submarine and the crab is ahead!
My young family recently had a son. The child's wheelchair, due to the tightness, was kept in the entrance to the venue. And what, the fifth floor of the five-storey house, especially no one disturb. But I got into that wheelchair whipping the ugly courtyard cat.
Once in the morning I rush to work, I knock the cat at the crime scene.
I catch him. Yes, he, the naked man, did not resist. What to do with him next? I put it in my suitcase, I run to the bus stop, near my job - a well-deserved pinch under the ass. He will hardly find the way back. But it won’t disappear – because it’s wild.
The lunch break. I recall a swirling with a builder, carefully prepared by a young wife... This is what coldness a cat must have in order to hide my lunch in the portfolio darkness and the bus dungeon!!! to

A serious authority in politics and the criminal world is dying. At the Gate of Heaven. Peter searches the lists and does not find him there. Extreme indignation of authority:
How many temples have I built! How many monasteries have helped to revive! No is
Maybe so, look closer.
St. Peter searches the list again and does not find it again. In embarrassment he says:
Wait, I am going to myself!
Within two hours he appears with Sam. The Lord closed his eyes and said:
This decision was very difficult for us, but we decided to return you the money!

# I have a repair - bathroom, kitchen corridor and sort one large room,
The headphones are broken, you need to interrupt Jack
he boiled the solder, but on the way home the neighbor asked at the same time on his solder the solder to turn
# came home dive into the bathroom (in an hour guys should come with beer), in the bathroom naturally played with a catch
I wipe out, called the neighbor, type ready or not.
I remember what I wanted, a towel wrapped the solder in my hand
# how much all this on the weight to do problematically I sit on the corks right in the middle of this building
The floor is covered with a canvas, everything is fine, a solder, a canyon, headphones not to hold on your head
# oil: guys with beer come in, I get up from the baskets, the towel falls, in the hands of 2 solder....
# S U K Y B L I... slipped around the apartment min 10, kids fucking