The Habr. News: Chinese learn to “print” kidneys on a 3D printer
MaxH0: Hm... In the next century it will be possible to collect
A girl with spare parts.
zBit: And program it as you need it!
The main thing is not to forget about the navel!
CB9TOIIIA: And there USB input?))

A young man invited him to go to his friends for the weekend.
As a girl raised, and due to other planned matters - refused.
The MP was upset for refusing.
I was offended by the young man for being offended.
Because he is not.:D

You’re just the portrayal of a real girl.

At work came a aunt from the pension fund, speaking about the next upcoming reform. The rightful successors have the right to receive funds of pension savings in the event that the insured person does not live to death.

This is rhetoric!

The U.S. will not intervene in the war in Syria, but will strike a limited strike.

"I’m not going to fuck you, but I’m going to get a member into you"

Match Russia - Israel
Commentary: It was a gol! Potential goal... But unfortunately, Kerzhakov did not hit the gate...

Now we have a cognac.
We have vodka.
We have two boxes.

A fat girlfriend is urgently needed for joint sports. I will feed for help in self-affirmation.

Working machine VAZ 2111. I removed the oven to clean. Weakly heated in winter. After the collection, there were 18 extra details. Such as screws, screws. We didn’t even find the right place for them. But now the stove is 3 times better and almost silent.
Conclusion: as always, the developers of the layout made the hernia, and we Russians reworked and did better.

I sell an iPhone 5S, a little bit. No documents and charging. The finger for biometric unlocking is attached.

The movement of thought in the womb of the brain ended in her miscarriage.

The 500 euro card is...

A free narrative of the incident that occurred with the singers of the Ukrainian choral chapel “Dumka” on December 8, 2007 in a southern French city.
By the tenth day of the tour in France, the supplies taken with them ended, and the artists demanded money from the leader of the ensemble to go to a local supermarket. They compiled a list of products, the manager, shaking his heart, issued a new 500 euro note, and in a long exhortative speech asked to handle the currency very carefully and economically.
The five biggest and hungry men went to the supermarket. We bought the products, put them in three carts, approached the box office. There is a young black woman sitting in the box, breaking everything in the box. The senior band, bass, stretches her a new note. But whether the cashier had never seen the 500-euro bills, or whether she had such instructions, but she thought the money was fake, and pressed the button under the box to call the guards. The guards came - two dirty blacks in smalted jeans, began to spit something on an African French speech, and one tried to tear out a 500-euro paper from his hands. Tenor, who knew everything about the dangers that guarded our tourists abroad, whispered loudly with a tragic voice: “Requeteurs!!!”
Oh the recetors! Well get it!
A couple of thumbs in the skull and the bottom, and after a few minutes, the secure lies on the floor, shouting with a gentle mat, so that they are not killed.
Meanwhile, a frightened supermarket manager called the police station, which was nearby, that buyers scandalized with staff. The divorce ended at the site, and the boss asked two officials already dressed in civilian clothes to look around on the way home to the store and put it in order.
By origin, these police officers were Algerian Arabs and looked like al-Qaeda and bin Laden.
When they entered the store, the tenor, who knew everything about the dark sides of the Wild West, cried out: “The recketers called for help!Ben Laden started screaming, al-Qaeda pushed the bass and tried to take a note from him.
A fight began, in which the police, who studied Jiu Jitsu, slowly gave up their positions to the dudochniks and fleetists - the countrymen of Klitschko.
The manager in panic called the city police department that they were attacked by the Russian mafia, let the local OMON be expelled. Five minutes later, whispering the brakes, a minibus stopped near the store, and 10 black-dressed special forcesmen jumped out of it: black armoured vests, black helmets with bulletproof glass removals, black machines with shortened trunks across.
Looking at the black doulas surrounding them, the bass leaned to the baryton and whispered:
That fifth must be given.
P.S The incident was cleared quickly and painlessly, the culprit was found to be the cashier.

The new head of the Accounts Chamber Golikova checked the spending of budget funds in the Ministry of Health for the period when it was headed by Golikova. Horrified by the results, Golikova decided to wait for the time when she was once appointed as the prosecutor-general. Then prosecutor Golikov will definitely put former minister Golikov where he should.

For two years, Sanka proved to everyone that he would be a space explorer. We explained to him that we did not have space intelligence... a couple of years ago (I don’t remember exactly) we created such troops in the country... a campaign specifically for our Sanki.

Day of the City in Kursk:

And I would also like to have the worst official elected by the people on this day. And on this day, you can beat it with a wet cloth. And he, without leaving the boundaries of the city, would squeeze with a GPS beacon. Everyone was looking for him and having fun.
And tomorrow, he was forgiven, greeted and missed from the secondary road.

P.S "I want to play this game"(c)

XXX I am a girl. I do not want to think. I want a dress, socks and sleep.

XXX is A! More worldwide and big breasts

I, by the way, went to Beckhambet!and :)
Really, 12 years ago.
In the advertisement of chocolate “Mars”.
in the massive (

xxx: The imprint is pop technology, horror in terms of sex. It is much easier to bypass than a password, usually a fat cup of scotch and powder is enough.
yyy: Without a tail before “Scottish” the phrase acquires an aristocratic shade...

Again Samara news:"A gunman was found to be responsible for the crash of wagons with a trottle near Chapaevsky"
Thank you Cap. and :)

I was on a business trip, in the evening I called a long-time friend living in this city, it was necessary to discuss general issues, decided to meet in a quiet restaurant, we sit, talk, dinner and drink, my friend from the series - "for the best of money smells", behind the neighboring table two girls aged 17-18, one openly looks at a friend, shoots with the eyes. I quietly say to him, “I think you will be hunted now”, “he looked around, looked at the girls, they perceived it as a sign of attention – and one of them stands up, writes something on a towel, and passes by, putting it on the table next to him. He unfolds - there is a telephone number))) He writes something on a towel and puts it on their table. The girl returns, reads, and the smile flies from her face))) She didn't look at him anymore)))
I ask - "you what did you write there?" - "Hypothek, car in loan, three children and wife - a judoist"

to this:

A familiar, happy mother of six-year-olds told: "Miniature from the lives of twins: to decide who of them opens the oven (burning cookies), decided to play in the "Stone-blade-paper" - 12 times showed the same figures!!! It was a lot of fun."

Because you have to play in generations-tested gicks "stone-sweater-paper-worm-spock"! and ;)