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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №86805
 10.09.2013
Commentary on the Dabbstep Track Collection:

The second track casts the devil out of the grandmother who lives in the 22nd apartment.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №86804
 10.09.2013
Calendar of the day:
Obama broke up in Syria.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №86803
 10.09.2013
From Max Frey:

They called me romantic. I don’t know how to translate it into Lithuanian so you understand the meaning.
Well "romantiška", what’s wrong with this?
and no. I think it will be inaccurate. So if I am "romantiška", what does that mean? How am I different from other people?
You like to sit on the shore and watch the sunset. You love poetry. Think of the elevated. So is?
Approximately so. Only when a romantic speaks Russian, it means that I sit on the shore, look at the sunset, read poems, think of the elevated, and at the same time soundoura!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №86802
 10.09.2013
In a woman’s view, a goat is a man who lives a little, but for himself.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №86801
 10.09.2013
told one acquaintance. In the USSR there was no sex and therefore no prostitution. From the first person.
My husband works as a taxi driver. We talked about prostitutes. I, convinced by the official information, say that unlike the West, we do not have prostitution. He laughed and, in order to convince me, took me to the "Russia" hotel, showed the bench on which they sat. I went, sat between them, convinced that there was both demand and supply for this service in the USSR. My husband was there to come to help me in any case.
For me, this story did not end very well: no one chose me, which my husband did not forget to mention during another family quarrel.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №86800
 10.09.2013
Wife to husband:
Where have you been?
At the wedding at the knee...You can’t imagine how they’ve all eaten up!
Why can’t I imagine...Take it off.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №86799
 10.09.2013
I read comics because I like it. I watch "Star Trek" because I like it. I play Dungeons & Dragons because I like it. I wear glasses because I have poor vision. My IQ is about 200. The guys who watched The Theory of the Big Bang got caught up in the nerd-style, started wearing glasses in the corner and all that, they are not friends with me - I am too strange for them.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №86798
 10.09.2013
The Central Electoral Committee burns: “The authorities went to meet, the voters and organized fair elections”
The last 20 years were not fair. Do not burn nicotine.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №86797
 10.09.2013
[13:07] Animal Elena: in the rest room (on the first floor) - candy
[13:07] George Nosko joined us
13:07) George Nosko has left us
[13:07] Dmitry Щурко: at the jury car riding on the word candy

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №86796
 10.09.2013
I have a great respect for those guys who are courageously sending someone to shit on the internet. Such strong ones! True, they forget all the time that if they tried to say the same thing, they would scratch the saliva and run to the mom to complain, scratching the notebook and the diary.

You know, there are such people who, in reality, send all the shit and do not scratch, which is typical, rather the opposite. Do you really respect them?
There is a good principle on the Internet: don’t get fooled. No matter what you do, there will always be someone who is better than you. A student’s nose? An adult beadlock will come and you will have to choose - faithfulness to your words or the beauty of the features of the face.
Therefore, leave your conversations about fisting to friends at the entrance, and think about the fact that a good indicator of intelligence is a healthy resistance to the verbal feces of idiots.
Yes, man, here a fucking student can send you a fuck. And praise everyone on his words until you yourself descend to his level. At that moment he won. Yes, you’re worse than a fucking student.

This is what I’m writing about – if you’re grown up, be smarter. If you are children - stop playing tanks, go to the lessons to do, let x2 remove normally.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86795
 10.09.2013
It was epic.
In the kitchen, the televisor, who only looks at the husband, leaves - always turns off.
I work next to the laptop. Lunch in a row, each in his "theme", periodically commenting, he gave me a TV program, I gave him his translation. I hear from the end of my ear, I washed my dishes. Walking around the apartment, sometimes knocking in the back of the neck, saying something, I answer on the machine. I complain about the difficulty of translation, reasoning out loud. It is nice to have a close person near you. I finished my job, I watched something on TV. Why fuck you look like that? and silence. I looked at the clock and it was half an hour away. on a mission. for a week. I forgot to turn off the TV.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №86794
 10.09.2013
XXX is
My pet is awful! His toy is a sea star. And then he decided to silently steal with that shit in his teeth. In the absence of light.
YYYY
:D
XXX is
I see the outlines. On four legs and with tents.
XXX is
You can also become a rabbit.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №86793
 10.09.2013
Danny :
I’m offended by the domestic food industry (I wanted to drink yogurt or something like that. I picked up a bottle with the inscription “Dessert milk.” It turned out to be a beverage (as the manufacturers believe) pudding. The Pudding! The drink! by GADY! While I was trying to dry it out of this bottle, I was so upset that, sorry, any porn actor can give a master class of oral sex (
and Sanya:
A personal experience? = = )

Danny :
Unfortunately.

and Sanya:
and ROFL

Danny :
Write it, nothing funny! I had to stop doing this.

and Sanya:
by Pascal)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №86792
 10.09.2013
to this:
09.09.13 12:12
XXX: The car is fine.
I knew a man who
The balcony...

You can see that you are not in the South. You will not surprise anyone here. The mayor plans to shut down all public transportation. Are the trains shocking to you too?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №86791
 10.09.2013
I’ve been feeling good all morning :)
I sit down, I get tired... Then I lower my eyes – mmm! The Sisters!
It becomes more fun... :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №86790
 10.09.2013
The user(s) calls to him by admin(s):
I am hanging again.
A: You’ll hang everything after the 70s, and now you’ve got it all!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №86789
 10.09.2013
If you want to ruin the relationship with a marketer, ask what their target audience is.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №86788
 10.09.2013
Tragic news: Five Casio engineers died of laughter when they learned that Samsung announced a watch with a stated working time of 25 hours

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №86787
 10.09.2013
Discussion of the game
If all the members of this group give me five rubles, then I will be able to buy a keyboard with a touchscreen instead of an appliance, a system unit, headphones and a monitor. All from the company Razer. Or set up a mining corporation with its own regular army. This information does not give me peace.
Given the EVE contingent, it is likely that each member of this group will send you so far that in total you would go beyond the limits of the Milky Way.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №86786
 10.09.2013
The Corporate Chat:
by Eugene: Comp. 110 at the bottom. Sign, update in the morning, and signature can't be set blue screen is inactive.
Tagged: burn

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