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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №108009
 11.01.2015
Article on personal finance management:
Unfortunately, normal tips from strength two and those are more for the debilitated. The rest of the series "Are you poor and sick? Stop to stop!and "

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108008
 11.01.2015
I work as an animator in an amusement park, today we threw snow on children and built snow castles. I just want to sit in the office at the computer.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108007
 11.01.2015
How hard you have the imagination of the kids :)

The Option 1.
The wood is impregnated, checked every day, as soon as the disappearance is found - the rest is quietly taken away. To prove now that it is your timber that scattered someone's stove is not real. Did the thief say what he took from you? Oh well? And he told me that the district hole and on the race will not catch him.

Option 2 (if the wood has not been thrown out).
Infused wood is not ammunition. Why did I interrogate them? I go to nature, take it with me in case of fire / shale in the rain. You exploded, you spoke and you blasted the whole stove? Hm, strange, it must have exceeded the dose... Well, thank you very much, comrade of the area, that was warned! I could have exploded myself! I will cast them out of sin at this hour.

The Option 3.
Is my wood filled with explosives? You are daddy! See who wanted to kill me. I will make a statement now! God, thank the thief for taking it. Who could feed? Anyway, there are a lot of people here. Is it little. Any one of the neighbors could, the former (heresy and so on), a colleague is one, we conflict with him. You are the best of them immediately arrest (The case is 100% confused, asking you not to write a statement on attempted murder, because this bullshit will be stronger than the stove).

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №108006
 11.01.2015
ALENA
by 09.01.15
Are you drunk again?
Yulia
by 09.01.15
I drank a glass in the morning.
Yulia
Well, let’s say, two...
by 09.01.15
ALENA
And the glass of what?
by 09.01.15
Yulia
Woooooot has begun.
by 09.01.15
You know, little one, every person in their lives has a moment when by “what” we mean a balm for our exhausted soul and ambrosia for our nerve that has been exhausted by the nirvana. I think the question is inappropriate.
Do you want to share?
ALENA
I go, wait
by 09.01.15

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108005
 11.01.2015
I am interested. All those who support Islamists in the case of France have forgotten the terrorist attacks on the territory of Russia. Or did bad Islamists explode in Russia, and good ones in France? In general, it is not about faith, but about supporting terrorists as such. It is funny that they accused the West of this, and themselves...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108004
 11.01.2015
xxx: even in his contract, there is such a provision that he has no right to die until he writes the Game of Thrones))
YYY: What if it breaks?
XXX: They’ll know that you can’t believe him

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108003
 11.01.2015
Ramiel2009: joke jokes, but I think that years so in 5 really will think that I am 10 years old, not that this is the year of registration account =(

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №108002
 11.01.2015
Do you think that the ladies endowed with the shape of the "ears of the spaniel" carefully look for the underwear in shape?
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Those are searching! Here, not only the shape of the chest matters, but also the shape of the chest, the design of the seams and the material of this livery, and another million of all kinds of criteria, including the manufacturer's handle rate. Brushing is a silly idea for a gift, because the chance of winning is many times higher than the chance of pleasing. Give transparent t-shirts (this is a type of short t-shirts with assembly under the chest, who is not aware), silk hats, or sandwich belts along with socks, on the limb. The ladies will do it themselves.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108001
 11.01.2015
There is the impression that wooden miners are the victims of the thief, but those who answer them or threaten them legally are the same thieves. They are afraid to crack the next time.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №108000
 11.01.2015
Especially talented:

The shape of a woman’s breasts is different. Make an individual blind and go with it for a gift.
And if you are serious, get a friend more or less a new underwear and come with it to a good specialized store. Probability of pleasure increases
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No need to pull anything. Take a bra and read the size on its label. There will be no label - look at another bracelet. Somewhere to find.

In the end, just ask the girl, she will still be happy when she gets a gift.
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The shape of a woman’s breasts can vary even within the same size. Or do you think that the sample in the underwear store is solely for what to determine whether the lady has a particular whirlwind or not?
An experienced seller will be able to pick up roughly the same underwear in size and size.
Did you think that only jeans of the right size can not fit on the figure?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107999
 11.01.2015
People prefer to share trouble.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №107998
 11.01.2015
When our eldest daughter was almost five years old, my grandmother began teaching her to read. The younger — three years old — sat opposite and listened with interest. I think you already realized that the younger was a much more receptive student and learned to read much faster than her sister. Unfortunately, after some time we realized with horror that the younger was reading, holding the book up with her feet – the result of the fact that during the classes she was sitting opposite.

The frightened grandmother had to work hard to fix the situation as carefully as possible, in the form of a game.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №107997
 11.01.2015
If your god is insulted by drawing and dancing, but not by murder, then your god is the devil.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107996
 11.01.2015
Photographing in the mountains.
Okay, well, and now say "theyyryr!"
All of Levi’s!! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №107995
 11.01.2015
What do we say to God of cleaning?
Not today!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №107994
 11.01.2015
xxxx
By the way, it has long been proven by time that women torture their victims much more often than men. More abuse, more torture.

UUU
Some call it marriage.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107993
 11.01.2015
A little secret: LIN is two students, SPBGU, Lenya and Nikitos =)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107992
 11.01.2015
Chinese antivirus baidu has accidentally installed on the computer. I’d rather have the viruses :'-(

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107991
 11.01.2015
You are all losers. I bought the iPhone 5s yesterday, cheap and now there will be no problems with charging. It is like Nokia. I have a lot of such charges.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107990
 11.01.2015
In the wood powder is not necessary at all. Something that smells awful when burning. Then you will either recognize the thieves by their smell, or they will stop stealing.

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