Looking into the dry lines of the loan agreement to Ukraine of 15 billion, Vladimir Vladimirovich for a second tiredly covered his eyes... Ah Sanya-Sanya... He swore, he wished that he would push Klitschko, exhaust him, and blow up the last round with a victory! I couldn’t... I deceived... Well, okay, fuck him... But there are bets, the word must be kept... Vladimir Vladimirovich opened his eyes and scattered.

I watched Star Trek: Enterprise.
Asphalt: In one of the Enterprise series, the ship is attacked, the ship is severely damaged, the deck overhangs and ceiling overhangs are already collapsing.
Asphalt: on the instrument panels from the top fall fragments of stones, slices, earth and sand.
Asphalt: And I did not suspect before that of what materials the Federation spacecraft are made of.

Every day I go into the elevator, there the girls talk:
"My husband has returned from a trip. Bearded and dirty. I thought a bomb in the apartment slides"

After the terrible snowfall in the Urals, when I am asked where the car came from, I boldly and straightforwardly answer - accumulated)))

Don’t scare the guys with your character.
I am none. I am modest and quiet.
I: I even hid all my pictures from knife battles))

A real man!by :

I went home yesterday and decided to watch the news on TV. Included a box and a satellite console. On the screen appears the inscription "Check the card in your receiver". I checked, there are no maps, smallOgo (7 years) is also not observed in a radius of 10 meters, although it usually rotates around at such moments. I found him behind the couch in a sad mood. It turned out: this drawing pulled the card out of the console, cut it with scissors to the size of a standard simki and knocked into his phone. To the natural question, which briefly sounds "Nahua?" was the answer that just cut off "I wanted to watch the cartoons directly on my phone". Genius is foolish! I did not crack, of course. Just asked the next time to coordinate your innovations with me. It failed to shake the shade, because. Traces of crime were washed in the toilet so that there was no burn.

Brother, let us meet you! We need to know each other!!I have triplets, so are geniuses.

XHH: We have long promised the timing of the project.
The director has a hammer-repeat with me, walks with him around the office and talks:
"All the programmers are pirates!" Hammer joyfully agrees. The director is happy to have found a fellow.
Now we fear that he will go to drink with him and it will be just "Your health!"-"Your health!".
How can you not like such an office?

It was a real case. It was under 40. The cross-marks did not come. The eye turned and went.

Although it had not started for two years.

And the owner of Okito, I see, stubborn - tried for two years!

xxxh: I realized here suddenly how my attitude to the large package of prejudices evolved.
Wow you are! Do you still use them at 40? and ;)
When I got married, I was forever tormented by the question - to take two packages at once, whether not to run for a week, or to save. After 10 years, it was said that they were 12 pieces in a package, which would just be enough for a year.
HH: And now I think - the hell there are so many if the term of validity until 2015?
Wow, it is sad :(

xxx: I was afraid that the dog would start to bite the tree, but no, we just drowned it))

There are trolls in the bank. At the head of the boss.
They go down to the first floor of the office, start clinging to the consultant with some stupid questions. Like ordinary customers.
He does not know the answer, says, I will clarify now, calls the technical support.
The call is translated to the mobile to these jokers, they make round eyes. Then the round eyes make the consultant, they crack.

Then make a claim, yes.

Do you want to tell me a joke at night?
Give me fun)
M: I drive a girl... next to her house we stand, the car is opened. A guy is coming.
M: What do you think next?
M: Let it be in the form of quests
I: Well, I have to grab my bag and jump into the car and leave.
Or get stuck in the trunk and leave.
E: Or both of you.
M: No
Now you are writing out of the suitcase.
M: She looks at him shaken.
M: He says it’s my dad going.
Q: I thought I was a twin brother?
I : haha
M: Dad is coming to me and you know what he is doing?
Is he kissing three times?
M: almost ))))
I. or a lump)
M: Embraces, and says "Hello, Son"
and haha)
My father drank a liter of vodka.
It looks sober.
Q: What is the funniest thing?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
M: We started communicating and I confused her name.
and Facepalm
M is fucking! Yes is
M: Instead of Lera, Ira
I don’t have any acquaintances with Ir.
M: As a result, Dad told me about the need to train memory, read a passage from the story "Poltava" A.S. Pushkin, a few sheets of A4 poems.
M: And invited on Sunday to Shashik
Oh well, a cool man.

xxx: Interestingly, let’s say, behu in Germany was kidnapped in Tajikistan. Who carries out the technical maintenance?

Council of the Elderly.

"YotaPhone not delivered to Russia due to snowfall in Europe"

The first smartphone was not delivered to Russia. This is the "Russian" smartphone.

XXX: I found the check here
xxx: My shell sold to me by Dmitry Sergeevich
XXX: The Unknown Man
YYY :?
It will be written on his grave.
XXX: The Tomb
xxx: ppt
yyy : )))))

>First all down to at least 48 kg

Are you fucking? Did you starve when you were a child? Where do you come from like this? After 40 kg, the menstrual period stops. At any height above 150 cm. Go out of the resource, Shrek. Bones are sold in the store.

Outsider: No, gentlemen, you don’t have to fuck the dogs, of course. Let us be humanists and look the truth in the eye. They need their owners. of uranium.

Money comes from the pipe and goes out into the pipe.
Bakutkin

I went with my aunt to the cemetery. At the post of the DPS stop the haishniki.
Documents and all that... And the question:
Why is the passenger not stuck?
Not knowing what to answer, I said:
This is aunt!
Haishnik, not thinking long, returns me the documents and says:
A happy way!

Russian officials love to buy villas in Europe. Because there is good. Better than in Russia. Because there, in Europe, there are not Russian officials in power.