Idiots are generally very dangerous, not even because they are necessarily evil, but because they are alien to all considerations and always go across, as if the road they have found themselves on belongs to them alone.

Saltykov-Shchedrin

The daughter caused his wife to become hysterical and panic when, instead of "Daddy's fever dropped," she told the telephone "Daddy was cold."

The order must be purchased no later than tomorrow at 09:45,
Or your order will be cancelled.
Take into account the start time of the box office, c 10:00!

My grandmother told my grandson not to get married early. My grandfather got married at the age of 21, and what’s good? No car, no yard, no child is born, no money. (Thinking of Hm. What did I think of?

<111> bgg.. today met on the road my old "knowledge", who whimpered me as a child.. saw me and said "o.... yeah what, so far what?“" (Well, after work I just... often I can’t wash everything off of me".
I calmly get another forged tease and say "No... I’m a Kuznetsov!1"
Percentage of peaceful separation)
<222> And that sounds like it. "I am a cowboy!1"
I don’t get anything with my "I’m Sisadmin!!1" = (
<333> Toughened Laminated Safety
<222> And the drum.
<444> Kernel panic out of the trousers. Real and ceiling.

by Geektimes:

We take the cheapest smartphone (we have an iPhone 5S at hand)

Serginio: Superman cowards really work!
Krosha: How is it?
Serginio: I went to the mail, send the package, and there...there are no rows and three operators are working O_o

Igor_Iv: I suspect that when it happened, the ruling elite angrily demanded that the Emergency Ministry explain what happened. In just 5 seconds!!! to

Gest: Okay you... that’s called – "tendence". 30 years ago, scientists were called to the place of the fall, now they are calling an emergency, and in 30 years, they will be calling a cross march.

On the site of the famous mailbox - news about the iPhone 7.
... and a body made of liquid metal.

The commentary:
Annaiel
Liquid metal?Remember in the movie he fell asleep at Android.

It requires a system administrator.
222: [quote="Polza"] [quote="PELMEN"] requires a system administrator.
And the services of the incoming system administrator will not arrange you? I have my own company, I can devote time to you T.91**** Sergei

333: The system administrator can’t quote? I would not take.
222: Sorry, I did not quote Sisadmin, but his secretary.)
444: Sisadmin, who needs a secretary to quote - I't take either :D

BookMaster, 18.11.2014 11:11:20:
I don’t have plugins on the PS SS =( there are no underwater stones?

Denisof, 11:11:59
Are there underwater rocks?

Denisoff, 11:12:17
There is a rift in the entire lagoon.

*xxx translates the text from French
XXX is a bad language. This is the word...crab! Or a sucker. And the most offensive thing I can’t understand from the context is whether it’s a mackerel or a sutier!! to

Issue 12:19:56
set the task - "to draw a beautiful announcement on acceptance of utility payments"

Col I, 12:20:14
Are you also a designer?

Eve, 12:20:23
This is done in the program.

Eve, 12:20:28
You have to be a programmer.

Eve, 12:20:33
All logical

I am, 18.11.2014 12:21:09:
Nowadays, programmes are

Eve, 12:21:13
Yes Yes

Eve, 12:21:28
very comfortable. You are a programmer and you don’t know.

Design website for the employer. He liked it and decided to order a company style.

We discuss what info to place on the business card - the customer man is cool, bats, even shaped a scheme - what information to insert.

Showing me a business card sketch - the VK icon and Facebook in the corner.
I show him on them: And why icons, references?
He: And this is what?
I: These are pictures.
Let them be references! Let them go, what’s the problem?
I: Ssyylky... on the vision... iiiz буумаааги...

The customer sits, looks at me, says nothing, only tastingly blinking. A minute blinking eyes. Then he pulls his hand to the paper where the sketch is drawn, knocks on the VK icon and says: "Class-Class".

It’s crazy, everybody happens.

I finally got rid of the nightwish singers. Where it resembles Rotara, it is Tarja, it is grass. There where the fucking Birk is Anka. And where the pipet is the new Flora, it is really scary to call it no trut - it will come and webet.

American calling 911



Did you call 911, what’s your problem?

123 Main Street

Okay, what is going on there?

I would like to order a pizza (well, another phone joke)

You called 911.

Yes I know. Can I order a big pizza? Half pepperoni and half with cheese, mushrooms and pepper

I’m sorry, you know exactly why I called 911?

Yes, how much time will it take?

Okay, Mom, are you okay there? Is there a threat to your health?

- Yes, it is (a moment of awareness, admit, before that moment you thought, "well what a stupid woman")

And you can’t talk about it because someone else is with you in the room?

Yes, it is all right. How long will it take?

The nearest patrol is approximately a mile from your location. Is there a gun in the house?

No is

Can you stay with me on the line?

and no. I am waiting for you, thank you.



The dispatcher broke this address through the database and detected repeated cases of arrests for domestic violence. When the officer arrived at the scene, he immediately saw the woman in a bad condition and her drunk boyfriend. Boyfriend was arrested for beating, and the controller remembered that call forever.

Nonamia by Nonamia
I'm looking for a 28+ age and 175+ height but I just don't want to shine here with photos:\ I'm a middle+ developer. You can ask questions.

Grez
What is the difference between an abstract class and an interface?

Many people tend to confuse two concepts: “Fatherland” and “Your Supremacy.”

Saltykov-Shchedrin

Russia will soon have a visa-free regime with peace
and Mastercardless

Wi-Fi in an airplane is a big deal. You sit like that, you commit in git :)
...
The fucking coders are now like pigeons: they fly in the clouds and collapse in the repository.

by DenisMartin