There is only one way to strengthen the ruble – to write on it that “we believe in God.”
No, we do not believe in the CBR.

I watched the movie Exodus about how Moses brought the Jews out of Egypt.
What I can say is that for anyone who is familiar with the original source (a corresponding book from the Bible), it is better not even to try to look at it.
They ruined almost everything they could. Filmed (as it turned out) in Spain, so that the landscapes do not resemble Egypt even remotely (all kinds of mountains and mountains are consistent, who has been in Egypt at least once, will appreciate "liveness"). Characters almost constantly throughout the film curl from the cold and rain in warm clothes (it's like showing Moscovites on New Year's Eve walking on the streets in cowards and maids, flattering with winds from the whistle).
Well, and Hollywood walked its way, American...
Meeting of the military council with the Pharaoh. Remember that Pharaoh is considered a half-god, and you can not sit in his presence. The commanders are sitting on some almost office chairs, periodically pulling through the throat of Ikeevic glasses (I don’t joke – one-on-one look like TRANSPARENT Ikeevic glasses for 64 rubles a piece) an unnamed brown fluid from a TRANSPARENT glass vessel (transparent glass was first made 800 years after the events described, and not in Egypt). The vessel generally resembled a litre bottle of VSOP cognac with a washed label. At the time, it could at best be beer, strong drinks appeared about 2000 years later.
Pharaoh in the process of discussion actively chews gum (formerly even in American films pharaohs and other Romans and Greeks did not do this, it is necessary to pay tribute).
The culmination was the appearance on this military council of the likeness of FLIPCHART (well, the board is such, on which paper of large format is attached for drawing all sorts of schemes, in America an organization without a flipchart is like not an organization at all), only on this Egyptian flipchart - fixed PAPIRUS :-). Moreover, one papyrus of the size as shown in the film - about one and a half meters (they are there with ease scrolling on it arrow-through - "the first column marches, the second column marches"), was in those times about 3-4 annual salary of a middle-hand official...
I was expecting that the pharaoh during that military council in his pocket would have a payer or a cell phone call, or someone from the generals would pull out a package of Malborough and a lighter from his pocket.
And, almost forgotten - the invasion of frogs and the sinking of the Pharaoh's army by the tide is beautifully painted by the multipliers. You can watch for 10-15 minutes. The remaining three hours are green.
I just can’t understand one thing, why try to make a movie on a book known almost all over the world, sacred to at least three religions (Jews, Christians, Muslims), and at the same time almost every episode of it to try to “improve” in every way with all sorts of stupid distinctions?
It reminded me of "The Tale of Tsar Saltan", filmed in Soviet times, it seems, Ptuško. Pushkin's poetic text was, as a rule, "from the author", and in the film something had to be put into the mouth of the heroes, said in the first person. As a result, the "now living co-authors", not cleverly, re-written at least half of Pushkin's poems - hurtfully, of course. It was a poem of Pushkin (sorry, a great poet, anyway) in the processing of some bird.
Here came the Bible in the hallucinatory processing of some Ridley Scott.

From the U.S. State Department report:
“It’s hard to decipher what the Russian president is saying to his people in his New Year’s address. But then they go to drink for two weeks.

This is:

And in one such glucose sleep I get a task from some muddy beings to urgently fix bugs in the code that governs the world economy, and not the type of world PC and other collapse not beyond the mountains.
and there are 220 thousand lines, while on hashel and erlang (!!!)
At the same time, as in the real-time systems, it is constantly updated.
Fuck what you know about despair and hopelessness.
— — — —
Man, please call me! These muddy creatures seem to be recruiting a team. I was assigned to calculate (I am a system engineer) a spatial matrix. It looked like a crossword or logarithmic line, only volume, three-dimensional. I fell into a stupor when almost everything had already been counted, but I did not know where to give the remainder from the division of spaces. There is no such science yet. What to do with this?

In the online cinema - all seasons of House-2.

The rating is -666.

It is symbolic.

Lav: The man with the nickname “popka_obezyanki”, calls to be more serious, ughu.

Pre-New Year training in the army has always been a special topic.
For 2 days, the rotting went to the sergeant's comrade because the cat (which lives in this company) had no tree.
The disadvantage was eliminated by a 10-minute run.
and carpets. The textbook. Points

I’m not fat, I’m big and nice. At least that’s what two women think, whose opinion I appreciate.)
Zzzz: What about the dissident?
XXX: For them I am fat and aggressive ;)

The story is fiction, and "famous people". The guy gets into a strange world, lives on some landfill and, seemingly, catches rats. There is the “lower world” – the dungeons, and the “upper world” – a place for the elite. Even in this world, implantation is practiced into the brain of "matrices", into which you can load the skills available for study. By chance, the guy manages to obtain an engineering (basically expensive) matrix, which he successfully uses. This is all that is known.



Dmitry Sheleg, "The Unman" or Roman Zlotnikov, "The Earthman".

XXX: The first night of the Avatar will show
Is this a new tradition?
XXX: Show the irony of fate
XXX: and the 1st - blue people, so that people can be quiet?

What do you know about despair and hopelessness?
I was sick, I had flu, I had a temperature below 40.
in such states, the eye is normal and without substances, it is not possible to sleep normally.

And in one such glucose sleep I get a task from some muddy beings to urgently fix bugs in the code that governs the world economy, and not the type of world PC and other collapse not beyond the mountains.
and there are 220 thousand lines, while on hashel and erlang (!!!)
At the same time, as in the real-time systems, it is constantly updated.
Fuck what you know about despair and hopelessness.

Do you know the joke about the eagle and the giraffe?
She is: Yes.
He: And what one?
She is: Both.
All, no more questions

xxx: in the county found an announcement by chance - a poor family will be grateful to donate a cheap computer with an office. And I just understood the mess, I collected 2.5 systems. I called, took the address - in the area of the stop. I come, I sit with a compost at the stop like a bomb. And O miracle, this miracle comes in... at the expense of Octavia the Negro...
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Very often collecting things and so on. For the poor, they are not themselves, but volunteers. And they can be on a new octave, and on a fresh lexus.

to this:
ragequit
The tokens in the metro are the strongest of the currencies. Inflation is not affected. 1 ticket = 1 trip. Always is. Without any options. Not 0.9 trips, not 0.5, not 1.2 trips. Always, 1 token = 1 trip.
I suggest measuring everything in the metro tokens.
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In the 90s, when the price of travel not always followed hyperinflation, in Nizhny Novgorod once the cost of travel in transport, including in the subway, increased by 2 times. People were warned by local TV channels for a few days, so subway passengers purchased tokens in advance. What was the surprise of the passengers when on Day X the turnikets refused to pass people for one token, demanding a second.
So the value of this currency has also changed ;)

Sclerosis is not a sentence!

Help, the computer started to forget the date and time.
YYY: This means the computer is very old, it’s time to buy a new one.
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The new battery in the BIOS should help. Change the advisor.

This is a long green dress.
Do you want a pearl?
Paradigm: How two acrobat brothers reacted to my dress.
Paradigma: Andrei smiled oilily and immediately looked at the decoil. And only Leha said, touching the pothol:
– Oh! Now I know what to make a flag for the Border Guard Day.

This is paying twice. A drunk three times, because he doesn’t remember having paid twice.

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Why do you write as a doctor?

One phone tells me what to do in 18 minutes?
Well, today is Thursday!
HH: 1 January
WOW: It does not matter. Go on while you’re free ?

In the morning of December 31st.In the salon "Eurosets" a man flies in and asks for a cable to charge.Minute after twenty already arranges a cable, a new phone, a bunch of plugins.Looks at all this and cries:"Nihren himself, jumped for a minute to buy a cable.Something I am now afraid to go to the market for potatoes"