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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №100228
 08.07.2014
CHC: I once wrote that one of the bright moments of my life is December 7, 2012, 22.57 MSK.

It was at that moment that Sergei Dorenko, the man and TV host on whose shows I grew up, wrote me a commentary on a leprosy containing the phrase “Bite me in the ass.”

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100227
 08.07.2014
If I have a task
Smoren is mm.
Nuu: Ââåñè äàòâ ôîðࢼàåääììããããã
In the elephant?
Nuu: enter the date in the format dd.mm.gmg
See also: Oga
Smoren: date format in Elphic: ää.ìì.ããã))

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №100226
 08.07.2014
Zoi, ZartWork, GNUS, Dark... dark... somebody there
We remember you!! to

Write something, even a letter, not even funny.
Just look at.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №100225
 08.07.2014
We live in a strange time when C:\ is a smiley...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №100224
 08.07.2014
Friday and evening.
Are you very hungry, dear?
I am very sober...

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100223
 08.07.2014
MO3FAHET: I still hanged the cat's necklace on the necklace so that he did not hide under the fence to the neighbor's... the cat clung to the fence and hanged under it for half an hour, now it does not fit to the fence (

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №100222
 08.07.2014
xxx: I go on a hollow bus to ashana and see
xxx: bars, on the bars of the cabanist-hoppy kind of men, a man seven, with beer, who sits who stands next to... and here one stands with some pink bowl in his hands, stands, and then with a characteristic gesture catches a stick with a scream "Ostobene!", soap bubbles fly from the stick... picture with oil %)

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №100221
 08.07.2014
The holes? In the numbers? To count! → He slept and went away for two days.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100220
 08.07.2014
Print and let read each new girl or guy, at a certain stage of the relationship:

I have a few small requests for you. I cannot
I wanted to say it clearly and clearly, so I decided.
to write.

This is about the toilet.

1st The most important. When I go to the toilet, create around me.
a little noise (TV, music, vacuum cleaner, whatever, but not
or move to another non-accompanied room. I am
I feel a little stressed by your presence. and I would
I did not want this.

2nd Don’t talk to me through the door at this time.
I feel uncomfortable. Even if the phone is ringing. Only if
This is super urgent and needs to be resolved urgently.

Three Wait 5-10 minutes before going to the toilet.

Don’t ask why, you have to.

Following these requests, I will be able to stay in my comfort zone and
I will be less stressed, and therefore more kind and sweet.
by you))

well is?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №100219
 08.07.2014
A former enemy can become a good friend. But from former friends usually nothing goes well.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №100218
 08.07.2014
Since I’ve been talking about the subject of Shine, I’ll tell you about my grandfather.
What do I know about him? Almost nothing though. Just what Dad told me. My dad, whose brightest childhood memory was the stolen piece of thick plexiglass from a German destroyed fighter, from which he made knives, after the war all attached to his grandfather, tell and tell. Not a word. He was silent, or translated the conversation into another.
He was far over thirty when, leaving home two young children, he went to war. Order of infantry. He returned to the airport at the beginning of 1945. Demobilized by injuries. In the state. Where he fought, what he did, he did not tell. Rewards in the box. Medals and the Order of the Red Star. I never wore. Bullet injury to the neck. Bullet injury to the hand. Automatically broken legs. He was no longer able to work in his old profession because of such injuries. He led an orchestra at a club of a factory. They say he was talented and could play on all musical instruments. The consequences of injuries. He died in 1952. 17 years before I was born.
I was always proud of my mother’s relatives when I was a child. How is it. Everyone fought, fought and was rewarded. Only one of her older brother, in whose honor I was named, was worth. Battalion intelligence officer. Skier and athlete. In February 1942, covering up the departure of comrades who dragged the wounded "language", he detonated himself and the persecuting fascists with a grenade. Posthumously presented to the Red Flag. It is mentioned in a book about war. His name is written on an obelisk. Another fought on the Kursk arc. A bullet in the knee. years in hospitals. I walked with a stick. Grandfather, what are you proud of? Maybe he didn’t even kill a fascist?
Understanding comes with time. When you understand that only real frontmen do not like to talk about war. When the nature of wounds tells you more than a hundred stories. When you realize that the man was not in the second level, not in the outskirts. That he got up from the pit and went to attack. He was probably very scared. But he went.
We honour our veterans. We give flowers. Congratulations on Victory Day. There are so few left. They deserve honor and respect. by right.
But we must not forget those who died almost immediately after the war. About the hundreds of thousands of armless and legless people who filled the streets at the time. Those who have suffered for years from the consequences of injuries and injuries. Who was not hanged with the iconostasis of the anniversary medals. Who did not receive benefits and high pensions.
I have nothing from my grandfather. The prizes are lost. The cemetery was demolished in the 1960s. A few photos from the studio where he is with his family. A serious look. My grandmother and my dad are in her arms. Very very small.
I have one thing left of my grandfather. The name. And I will not change her. Per on the other hand it would be easier for me. This is a simple Jewish name. and Feinstein.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №100217
 08.07.2014
Did you have a plan when you were a child?
At that time, there were no computers.
What did you play at that time?
On the street!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №100216
 08.07.2014
Absolutely impossible to endure! When I’m in the store asking some too shy little boy not to wear this way, moms usually answer the standard "bla-bla-bla-bla-on-garments"-you what, sorry?" No pity. And if someone is blind, drunk, or just from the scarcity of this baby pushes, hits a chariot, drops something on him, I will not regret it too!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №100215
 08.07.2014
The news:
Twelve people protested against the policy of the current head of the organization Nikolai Tolstych. Activists urged the functionary to resign, after which they threw the entrance into the building with condoms. According to the source, the entire operation lasted about five minutes.

Commentary :
XXX is over quickly.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №100214
 08.07.2014
If a man is a fool, he is not a fool.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100213
 08.07.2014
XXX: How do you feel about the future? I want to see the days.

yyy: film briefly - "day of combat surgeon" (chuckle)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100212
 08.07.2014
Peter is the only city in Russia where moving to Moscow is considered not a career growth, but a journey to hell.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №100211
 08.07.2014
Read the characteristics of the aircraft
Raf: Usable load: 270 soldiers or 75 passengers and 15 staff
Raf: I like this plane) coefficient 3, ultra-compression)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №100210
 08.07.2014
Is that a personal letter? When and Who? of the diaries? In what year?
In general, the whole internet quotes, but no one knows where the tricks come from. That was exactly what Chekhov said. Exactly – exactly. and 146 percent. and ah.
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People tend to believe everything they read on the Internet. Mendeleev

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100209
 08.07.2014
The Third Nash!

Impossible to read. The Plankton Forum.

Thank you for the rare moments of humor...and the rust when it all started.

Good to all, 2005-2014


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