Post about how guys unusually congratulated loved ones with the holiday...

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All my birthday, I pretended I forgot that she had a holiday... calmly met for a walk... she’s in silent horror, but she’s silent... I calmly put her on the bus, I say goodbye and leave... she’s in troubled feelings leaving... at the stop comes a guy, gives her a rose, silently goes out... so at every stop... people are in shock... culmination... at her stop I’m standing, with a bouquet bigger and a lovely gift.
I get the same bouquet on my head, then a kiss, peace, friendship, chewing, everyone is happy and happy.

You have to be able to find the good in everything. You are not popular with men - no one distracts from studying during the session. It is :'(

The paradoxes of life:
- You go to the stool, eat some protein, then the penis will not stand, - said my friend and extinguished a cigarette from a pack with the inscription "Smoking leads to impotence".

All men are the same, but their salaries are different.

Who is smarter?
It has long been understood that the controversy about the comparative analysis of the cat and dog mind is meaningless by definition. It’s like arguing about the male and female minds. We seem to know better about cars and raise more money – and as a result, they paint their nails while we repair their cars purchased for our money. Find out who is smarter. There are some sad thoughts about this, but I chase them away from myself.
Plus, the results of four-legged observations are strongly dependent on the observer. But there are sometimes absolute results. I am not in favor of dogs, let the cat haters forgive me.
A couple of years ago, the neighbor’s dog began 120 minutes of anger. That is to say, imagine... a summer, a village, a bustle, an afternoon dream... and suddenly a wild, unceasing laughter... to a whistle, to hysteria, with sublimation and almost a human matte... and so for two hours without a break. every day. Finally, I can’t stand the prush to the neighbor.
Good day!
to you!
and yours! Let me tell you why the animal is tyrannized? Shooting ammunition is bad?
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I enter the stone.
The Conor. The chain. Stretching the chain to the state of the string, almost suffocating himself with a collar in hysteria beats the neighboring Alma-three-year-old German fool. At a distance of 20 cm from the point of the maximum spread of its saliva, the thick red cat demonstrately lickes its causals. Attention to the dog.
We are silent. Nothing to say.
Why don’t you chase that trap?
Are you chasing? I rushed to run after him. He comes back in 5 minutes.
Remove the dog from the rope.
Do not need. There is a bulmastype behind the fence. She’s almost right to him. Where are the fruits of love?
Yes is. And this will not go. I know him. He beat my cat’s mouth once a week. He enters the house through the fortress and now Monya wander. Keep the calendar on it. and punctual.
Do not speak.
The weather has an idea.
Well?
Tomorrow I will try.
and no-no
In the morning I came to the neighbor for another cat’s visit and we extended the meter chain by two. Then we went to drink tea on the veranda. The cat arrived late. We are frozen.
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As soon as the happy Alma crossed the promised line, his indifference fled from the cat. With a striking stroke, the red cattle from the spot drove 5 meters to the side, pulling his ass out of his fist for a moment before a click.
We wept disappointed on the veranda. Alma looked older for five years.I had never seen such sorrow on the face of a dog before or after.
Two days passed without a concert.
On the third, everything repeated two meters further. Half a meter for every case. Mathematics and dressing.
I had to catch that nest at home. During the next execution of the tuffyak, Moni-ry got caught up and I managed to seize the fortress. Just a couple of hours and a broken house and a breeding cattle curl in my hands.
Without paying attention to the wrath and curse, I packed the wretch into a bag and carried him out for washing 30 kilometers away from us. I released there.
He returned badly after two weeks and was very weak. Honore also relaxed on the road. The clue was understood more over the dogs he did not mock. Even from my cat he stood behind, although the coward of Monia, when he saw the red, swelled like a ball and walked with a wool of oak for two hours. All this with the outputting of the eyes and uterine sublimation. The luzer.
In the winter, in the fierce frosts, I even let him in the basement to warm up and stay overnight.
Thanks for attention.

Is it the FSB?
and yes.
Sorry, I had a dispute with a friend. What did I do on July 16th?

I add :
And if, he says, the wish of death was sent to you there, do you at least know what is written there?
XHH: Simply I answer. - "Badroom, kitchen and bathroom"
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I know a certain number. We in Vladik somehow did not notice the tattoo in the form of hieroglyphs, but last summer in Peter was read with other people's hands, shoulders and thighs :)
But everything is banal. Mostly they write their names, sometimes - the animals of the Chinese horoscope (most often, for some reason - the cock and monkey). Only one person saw the year of his birth, recorded in cyclical signs. was impressed.

36% of women have sex on the first date. 36% of men dance striptease to their girls.
Now I know what to do on the first date for the right ending. and :-)

to this:
from ZH:
I watched television in Uzbekistan in 1982. It was a film about war.
Hitler enters, everyone zigzags and screams “Salam Aleykum, Hitler-aka!”
Hitler answered: "Salam!"
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A dick to go far. I live in Kazan. Remember, in the mid-1990s on local Tatar TV showed a film about VOV (maybe even the same one) in the Tatar language. Only the phrase was when Adolf appeared, (I was roaring for a long time): “Zighal, Iptashlar!” What in Tatar means “companions”.

Kaviar: Good morning! Are you looking for a promoter?
We are looking for a specialist in advertising and PR.
Question: What is in these duties?
OCD: Judging by the question you do not fit us))

He was at a guest house with his father, and his wife showed her flowers in pots.
This flower is called Colonchoe.
To which the father immediately gives the phrase: -But I call him Okolohua...

In the tattoo salon I see the following picture. A couple comes in, he and she, and she asks the master if he does the inscriptions. The Master confirms what he does and gives a folder with samples of fonts. The pair focuses, minutes after 10 is defined, and it ticks into a typical Gothic font - "this".
Master: Okay, who do we do, where, how and what exactly?
She: To me, on the scroll, this is the letter.
Master : How? * lists ways of writing *
She chooses. The moment x:
What a text, write it.
This is what is in your book.
Master (and not by the eyebrow): This is an alphabet.
I think he was red. The maid just stumbled upon the master.
Really, why not? The alphabet is also letters.

I have been without my parents for six years. I’m still not happy that you can eat both chicken wings and don’t have to share it with either mom or grandmother.

In the "Cinema" article:

HHH
If I write that it is not dry. Not to dry. What if you are dry? You decided to fuck. It is Web. Do not forget to dry. Before this

WOWU
Are the letters on the keyboard paid?

At home, the holiday atmosphere - his wife refused to sell cigarettes without a passport. I did not believe my word.
Dancing and singing. A little longer and the birds will begin to fly to her and the whites will run away.

This was not the case with our Russian school.

Approximately that, probably.

With Picaboo, on the discussion of the last puddle in action:
was reminded. Once started to print some document, and in the process of printing the paper is chewed by the printer. I open, pull out the cartridge, slowly pull the trapped leaflet and here... comes Admin (A). His eyes instantly become the same size as that of the Shrek cat: "What are you doing?and "
I’ve stuck the paper, I get it.
Do you get it yourself?
Yes, and what, can we not?
Yes, I can, but nobody can do it on their own.
Another minute pause.
Do you not use injector?
I use it, can’t I?
A - In the morning it fell, the whole office on the ears, and your offices are silent.
I - So I went the router restarted with suppliers, everything worked.
You are the wrong plankton. You only use the cartridges used to change.

xxx: I love you
YYY: and I love you more.)
No, your mother, I love you more!
YYY: Yes, I’m ready to go through the details of Lego for you!
XXX: Come out for me!

Why are you so one-sided?
Someone hit the head of weight loss, and in his head only diets, only the gym - let him, this is his life, the main thing, so that others do not bother with this. The other person understands that when his exchange of leanness can beined by eating all his life only a salad leaf a day, and does not want to go for it - his right.
The same with socks / sandals, wear - wear, don't wear - for the sake of God, your choice
And the fact that you are someone because of discrepancies on these, as I see, very fundamental issues you will not consider as a sexual object, so maybe a small loss?

I came home after a long break. A cute computer.