And today, with serious faces, we conducted search engines tests for the best results in finding pictures of naked women. On the request "sick brunette" with a gap of 3 votes won Google.
Interesting people - on the side like nothing and everything works.)

Who likes to speak foreign languages? In Swedish "j" is read as "j". Working is working. In the commandful inclination - "Work!" - "jobba!"

Real entry on the website of the tour operator in the section "Tourist Insurance":
"It is important In the event of an insurance incident, the application or the tourist must be cancelled!"

by this:
Clothing for the engineer is not too important: it is enough that it meets the basic requirements for the preservation of heat and to observe decency. If no parts of the body freeze or sweat too much, and the genitals and breast glands do not talk at the general view, then the clothes perform the tasks for which people dress. Snoring about clothes beyond this is a waste of time and effort.
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In Chita lived an engineer who once tried to fix something in a working mechanism. Usually he wore a working coat with flanked manches, but this time he was in some kind of home chlamydia — well, it was very hot at the shop!
I lived 12 years without a hand.
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You talk about different engineers. Some hang the wattman on the culman and build drawings, others work in production, where in addition to the requirements for the general appearance of clothes there are also safety requirements to hide the hair under the headdress to avoid the above.
With respect, Ordinary Dick Blind.

The old man looked at her, but answered nothing. Then he said:
“I like cigarettes, Miss Taggart. I like to think of the fire that a man holds in his hands. Fire, this powerful, dangerous force that man has curtailed and holds at the tip of his fingers. I often think of those moments when a person sits alone, looks at the smoke of his cigarette and reflects. I have often wondered what great accomplishments have grown out of such minutes. When a person thinks, a spark of living fire blows out in his consciousness, and in such moments the light of a smoking cigarette is as if a reflection of his personality.

Everything is in your hands – often my hands!

Civilization is created by idiots, and the rest are crushed.

War is the worst way to learn about a foreign culture.

A politician should not be too smart. A very clever politician sees that most of the tasks he faces are completely insoluble.

The road to the stars leads through years of imprisonment. Astronomy smells of prison.

The essence of old age is to gain experience that cannot be exploited.
Stanislav Lem

VKontakte image with the inscription " boys, never blame girls for betrayal, you are to blame for this, first of all you and only you, look for the cause in yourself". The first comment "a great attempt, Prostitutes!"

Rust from the series "Baby mouth".
The child heard about the embargo on imports of a number of goods from the United States, the European Union, etc. And he says, "Well there will be no pork - we will eat goats. We have a lot of cows!"

A wise man first thinks well and only then silences.
Oleg Butaev

This morning we went to the business center where our company’s office is located. I came not just so, but to talk to candidates for the post of assistant chief accountant. Two free seats in the parking lot right in front of me is occupied by a gentle lady, putting her car diagonally. Polite asked her to put the car normal, which immediately received a melted middle finger. I didn’t even turn around leaving...
I parked somewhere else and had to look for it. I go into the office and see three girls coming for an interview. Among them is the one from the parking lot.
Okay, I think I will have fun now. She did not consider me properly. I invited her to the cabinet of the last, colorfully outlined all the advantages of working in our company, while remarkably curated and decorated. Type, soft work schedule, social package with 100% repayment of all medical expenses, fitness, traveling at the expense of the company, study abroad and traveling there, white salary of 1500 euros and the same in rubles, two weeks of New Year holidays with payment, etc. Then I add the light with the message that her resume is brilliant and fits us completely. I enjoy her reaction, pulling off the bandage...
The virgin shone, her eyes glittered, probably even her trousers were wet.
And here I tell her:
But there is one problem. We don’t hire people who react ignorantly to requests for proper parking.
No one has ever escaped so quickly from my office.

Lucy had such a sexy mouth that she could not get pregnant.

Popkin: There is a saying: “If you want to change the world, start with yourself.”
Popkin: Could this statement be the following: "Decided to destroy the universe, kill yourself!"?

To use public Wi-Fi, you will need to report passport details. The operator will also record the unique number of the device through which you accessed the Network.
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You can just swallow.

uasya: Quote from the FNS website on setting the login through the ECP:
The attention! Internet Explorer 11 is not supported. Required version of the Internet
The Explorer 10.
Hossapadi, they even need a backbone on the internet to make something profitable!

Disrespectful poopers! Do not forget copywriting. Powders have authors. It is done this way:
Yesterday for a ballad.
Where my naked friend jumped
I got 100,000 likes.
And in the sword.
Intellect
When you take a steep step
A healthy pathway
From every corner it smells so good.
cannot
by B0JI
The poem is called powder.
Jamb, size by slang 9, 8, 9, 2
Only strict letters
4 is 2 and 4 lines - Rhythm
5 is 1 and 3 lines - rhyme or not as desired
Signs of interruption - absent
Here is another for you:
I fear and fear the body of a virgin.
Usually the coward is a coward.
The girl whispers more loudly.
not cowardly
© Bredoed
He said Gagarin.
Checked the belt.
with his hand added quietly.
to me
by Tsai

One came to the cafe to check the mail, and the waiter told her: show the passport. And he says, here is another. He said, “There is no wifey. And she is him: and you have a tiramisu in the menu - and mascarpone from where, m? And he is her: and you have a rainbow on your shirt! And she is to him: and you have a picture of Eva Green naked on the wall, and the "18+" mark where?! And he says to her: I have to check again, maybe you have cowards! And she's like that - once, and the shirt raises: what, you're convinced? And he is like that: Well, we will not be without a passport anyway. She then says to him, “Okay, I’m 37, my son is eleven, divorced. And he says, “My thirteen years, I haven’t seen it for two years. Your eyes are beautiful. If very necessary, check the mail, password: the name of our cafe, only the opposite. And she says to him: thank you. I left the phone later.
by _DNA

The Fourth Nash:
by this:

...Because everything is not fine with me and I heard the TV’s sound (the “Light Horizon”). There is no whisper, though. She doesn’t hear him...
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I had the same fist. He ate, and no one believed me. I did not go to the psychiatrist.

And I still hear some chargers, stuck in the socket, choking. I am 21.
The fact is that the younger a person is, the higher the frequency sound can catch his ear. Therefore, children and adolescents hear what people in their 30s are no longer available.

I still guessed whether it was a shade or not... As a child I could because of the closed door to determine whether the telecast works or not. I felt an electromagnetic field. Now 25, I hear some loads and I can hardly tolerate ultrasound removal of the toothstone - the machine feeds loudly and disgustingly. The dentist was surprised, said, no one complained about the sound.

"In Moscow will appear stores exclusively domestic products"
From China?

Discuss restrictions on Wi-Fi access in public places:
Strega: I don’t really understand, so specifically they prohibit, and what do they allow?
JSNK: You described the work of our government over the past two years.

In Chita lived an engineer who once tried to fix something in a working mechanism. Usually he wore a working coat with flanked manches, but this time he was in some kind of home chlamydia — well, it was very hot at the shop!
I lived 12 years without a hand.

For him the Da-a-awn has long been invented:
"Let it not turn on the shaft, squeeze the sleeves, muddle!!and "